第1章 苏缈苏喻言无痛当妈

“nishixiangbawodiuleduima?”

nanhaiyishuangheiyanzhujiliang,xiangliangwangshuiquan,shilulude,tayouxiawangshangtaitouwangzhesumiao。

sumiaokanletayiyanyouyikai,suihoutuchuyigeyanquan。

这叫什么事?

无痛当妈?

baideyidaerzitabenyinggaigaoxingcaidui,danshizheidaerzijianglaishigefanpaia!haishineizhongxinhenshouladedafanpai。

没错,她穿书了。

chuanchenglecanrendafanpaideqinma。

chuanshujiuchuanshuba,yemeishenmedabulede,xianzaizheidahuanjingjiuzheiyang。

danshinengbunengrangtachuangehaoshihoua?

xiaoshuolishuo,canrendafanpaizhangdahoudediyijianshijiushizhaodaodangnianpaoqitadeqinshengmuqin,batadeqinshengmuqinqiujinleqilai。

ertalaideshihou,yuanshenganggangbahaizijidiule,zhengyaopao。dagaishiyinweitaiquedele,suoyizaizhuanshenyaopaodeshihouturancusile,ranhouxinjiubianle,bianchenglelaizimoshidesumiao。

“wowenni,nishibushixiangbawodiule。”nanhaijiansumiaobulita,youwenleyibian。

nanhaishenqingdanmo,piaoliangdelianpangshangmeiyouyisiwendu,haokandeyanjingheichenchen,daizhejiqiangdeqinlvexing,xiangshigehuiyaorendexiaoshou。

sumiaomeida,ershitaishoubayansongdaochunbianhenhendexileyikou,ranhouzhanqilai,bayandidanshedaobuyuanchudelajitongli,“ele,huijiachifan。”

suyuyanzhouqimeitou,tazhendeyuelaiyuekanbudongzheigenvrenle。

gangcaitafenmingjiushixiangbazijijidiule,tadoukandaotapaole,buzhidaoweishenmeshuaileyijiaoqilaiyihoutayoubupaole,haiyongyizhonghenqiguaideyanshenkanzheta。

nanbuchengzheinvrenshishuaishale?

yidayixiao,yiqianyihouwangjiadefangxiangzou,liangrenyiluwuyan。

sumiaoziranganshoudaolelaizisuyuyandeneidaoyihuoshixian,danshitaxuanzelewushi。yinweitabudebuwushi。

buwushibuxingya,buranzenmejieshi?

gentashuo,wozhishigechuanshudeyuanzhong,bushiniqinma?

shuochuqusheixina?gujisansuixiaohaidoubuhuixin。

buguo,zheixiaozihaoxiangshiwusui,shuobudingwusuidehuixinni,sumiaoequweidefufeidao。

dakaifangmen,yiguchaoshimeiweipumianerlai,sumiaoxiayishipingzhuhuxi。

fangjianhenxiaohenbize,yiyankekanjin,chajishangbaizhechishengdebinggan,kanyangzifangdeyouxiejiule,kanqilairuanpapade,pangbiandelajitongliquanshipaomiandaizi。

haojiahuo,weilaidafanpaijiuzhuzheizhongdifang?

jiansumiaoyizhibudong,suyuyanraoguosumiaozoulejinqu,ranhouzijiguaiguaidezuozaixiaodengzishangbaxiezihuanxia。

sumiaominlexiachun,yegenzhezoulejinqu,suishoubamenguanshang。

budaowufenzhong,sumiaojiubazheigejiamolegetou。

shuoshijia,qishigengxianggechuzuwu,fangzilidedongxishaodekelian,chidegengshimeiyou,chulechajishangneibanbaoyijingbianruandebinggan。

sumiaohuanguleyanzhenggefangjian,“qianzaina?wochuqumaidianchide。”

conglajitonglidelajikeyipanduanchu,zheiduimuzizaiguoqudeyizhoulichidedoushipaomian,darenduanqikangyikangdaoshimeiguanxi,zhuyaoshihaizikebunengzheiyang。

sumiaohuayingangluo,suyuyanjiuyongkanshazideyanshenkanxiangta。

“zheimekan**shenme?”sumiaobeitakandeyilianmoming,“wozhenqumaichide,bupao。”

sumiaoyiweisuyuyanzheigeyanshenshihuaiyitaxiangpaolu。

“jialisuoyoudeqianzaiganggangbeiniyonglaimaiyanle。”zheinvrenguoranshuaishale。

zheigejiayoumeiyouqiantayinggaibirenherendouqingchu,erqiejialideqianbushiyizhidoushitazijibaoguandema。

haiyouzuizhongyaodeyidian,tajuranhuichouyan,zhiqiantajingranbuzhidao。

sumiaozhengleng:“………”

Shit!

妈的,不早说。

xiangdaogangcaitahaikuoqidegenrenjialaobanshuobuyongzhaole,xianzaijiuxiangqiasiziji,yaoshigangcaimeizhuangkuoqi,xianzaihaodaihaiyoulianggegangbeng。

jideyuanshenbushidaxiaojielaizhema?weishenmehuineimeqionga。

zailiangrenyizhenxiangduiwuyandeduishihou,sumiaonaqidazaiyizishangdebowaitao,“chuquyitang,nizijizaijiadaizhe。”

budengsuyuyanshuohua,sumiaojiushanshenlikaile。

likaibizedechuzufang,sumiaozhanzaidamalubianshangshenxileyidakouxinxiandekongqi,“neifangjianzhenbushirendaidedifang。”

yuanshenzenmehuishia,hundezheimecha。

xianzaizheigeshehuizaizenmeshuoyinggaiyebimoshihaohuncaidui。

xiangtasumiaozaimoshikeshihundefengshengshuiqideren,shenmeshihoutiaojianchaguo,zaimoshichabule,zaizheigengbukenengcha。

苏缈信誓旦旦。

renyouduokuang,zaiyouduoda。

guoran,yigexiaoshihou,sumiaoqineidezuozaimalubianshangchouyan,“zheigeshehuijueduiyouwenti,zhangdezheimehaokanquxiwandoubushou,shishenmeyisi?”

“难道歧视美女?”

yankantianseyuelaiyuean,sumiaoyuelaiyuebunaifan。

zaizhuanbudaoqianhuiqu,haizijiugaiehuaile。

sumiaokanzhemaluduimiandejiubachuleshen,naozilidexiangfahaimeiwanquanfuqi,jiubeifoule。

tayaotou,“buxing,yiqiandoushiwodiandebieren,neicibushineixienanmoshangganzhelaijingwojiu,xianzaizijijuranlunluodaoqupeibierenhejiuzhuanxiaofeile,zheiluochayetaidale。”

这钱非赚不可吗?

keshizhuanbudaoqian,neixiaohaihuiesideba。

kanzhezhijianhaiweiranjindeyan,sumiaoyouzhongchilecangyingdeganjue,tubuchulaiyouyanbuxiaqu。

gai,rangnibajintiandefanqianjichoule。

sumiaoqiamieyandi,zhanqishen,“kanlaizheiqianshizhendefeizhuanbukele。”

gangzhanqishen,yiliangyinzhehaibaodechehuanmanjingguo,dangzhulesumiaodejiaobu。

kanzhecheshenshangdehaibao,sumiaoyanjingshunliang。

“haizhenshitianwujuerenzhilu,liuanhuamingyouyicun。”