第五章 自己捅自己?!

“aiyajiejie,nikesuanlaile。”

qulinglongyezuoyifubeihehuailedemoyang,kelianshangxuehuhudemoyangqueshenrendehen:“ganggangyougenanrenchuangjinlai,momingqimiaojilezijijidaojiupaoquhouyuanle,kebawohehuaile,neixuebawoyifuheliandoujianzangleni!”

tachunjiaogouzhexiao:“yebuzhidaoshicongnalilaidefenggou,zanmenganjinjiangrensongquguanfuba,buranwoxinlishizaidingbuxiaxinna。”

自己捅自己?!

niyaobuyaokankannishoushanghainiezhedaixuedezanzi!zheihuaguicaihuixin!

qujiangtinghededairuomuji,genguolaidepurenmengengshidaqidoubuganchu。

“nidouzheimeshuole,neigeren……kendingshigefengzi,shuobudinghaiyaoshangren!”

takekebabakaikou:“wobuganqu,niyaobaoguanjiuzijibaoguanba!”

rengxiazheihua,tadiediezhuangzhuangchulefangjian,liantouyebuganhui。

zheinvrenzhenshifengle,guanshideerzi,duobanshibeitashangle,shenzhikenengyijingmeimingle!

tayaoshijixujiuchan,shuobudingzheijianrenyaosijibaofu,haishixianhuiqugaosumuqin,rangmuqinshoushita!

purenmenganmanggenlechuqu。

曲玲珑啧了一声。

这也太没意思了。

tahuanxiadaixuedeyifu,dasuanqukankanneidaomeihaizi,quebuxiangdaolehouyuan,shuxiazhishengyitanxueji。

人呢?

qulinglongzhoumei,zhuanshenzouxianggouwo,caifaxianzuoyeneirenyemeilezongying。

……真够无聊。

taxinxiashifenbushuang,huifangzixingxiuxi,daolexiawu,purenquelaichuanhua,shuoqianshiyaojianta。

qulinglongdaoxiangkankantamenhaiyaozenmezuo,dazhehaqiangenzhetamenqianwangzhengyuan。

yijinmen,tabiankanjianqianshihetamuqin,haiyouqujiangtingdouzailitou。

qianshikanzhetaxiaodao:“haohaizi,jianguoniniangle?zaizheibianzhudekexiguan?”

qulinglongsaotamenyiyan,xiaomimidao:“duoxiedimuguanian,wohenhao,jiushipayouxierenkanjianwohao,xinlibutaihao。”

zheihuaduideqianshiyileng,zuozaiqianshipangbiandequjiangtinglianseyenankanjile。

“shayatou,doushiyijiaren,niruoshihao,dajiaweinikaixinhailaibuji。”

zhaoshizhoumeixunchita:“qulinglong,furenhaohaohenishuohao,nizenzheiyangwuli?”

qulinglonglianshangxiaoyigengshen:“wojiusuikouyishuo,yemeishuozheiyouxierenshisheia。”

sanrenbeiduideyakouwuyan。

qianshiqiangxiaoyisheng,yebuxiangzaigentaxuyiweishe:“niyeyaojijile,wozaoshangtongnininiangshangliang,dasuanweinidingqin,rangnijiajichengliwangzhangjuzuozhengtouniangzi。”

zhaoshiyefuhe:“neiwangzhangjujiazifenghou,renyetitietengren,shinandedeliangpei,nijiaguoqu,dingbuhuichikude,zheikeshinidimuteyijinitiaode,niyaohaoshengganen。”

tamenjitatiaode,hainengshihaohunshi?

zhaoshizheigeqinniangduitalengmojiuyejiubale,lianzhongshendashi,douyaotuitajinhuokeng?

qulinglongtiaoletiaomei,biaoqingtianzhenwuxie:“zhendeme?zheimehaodehunshi,yelundedaowoma?”

qianshijianzhuang,haiyiweitadonglexin,renbuzhuzaixinlilengxiao。

guozhenshigeyanpiziqiande。

“ziran,nijiranshiqujianver,wozheidimu,dangranyaoweinizixidasuan。”

tazangxiayanzhonglengguang,xiaoronghehuan:“niruoyuanyi,zheiqinshibiandingxiaba。”

qulinglongweixiao:“wojuedebuhaoni。”

tayilianwugu:“wozhishishunv,youbijiejienianjixiao,ruoshiwoxianchujia,bierenhaidangjiejieshimeirenyaodelaoguniang,yaobishumeidouwanchuge。”

“yaobushi,haishijiangzheihaohunshijijiejieba?wozheigemeimei,zongyaoqianrangde。”

qujiangtingtingjianzheihua,liansedunshinankan。

neiwangzhangjusuiyouqian,queyijingnianguobanbai,hainvedanongsilehaojigeqiqie!zheizhongren,xiangxiangdouhuiqi!

takoubuzeyandao:“wocaibuyaojiajineizhongren!zheishiniangjinidingdeqin,nilaolaoshishijiaguoquba!”

qulinglongwaitoudao:“nazhongrena?zheibushidimujingtiaoxixuandema?nanbuchengyouwenti?”

qujiangtingyiye,hanghangchichishuobuchuhua。

qianshihenhendenglenveryiyan,biaoqinghentiebuchenggang。

yipangdezhaoshizeshiwojinlequan,yuqilengmo:“nizheihaizi,furenjinitiaodehaihuicha?zheiqinshijiuzheimedingxialeba,woshininiang,wohainenghainibucheng?”

qulinglongchuimou,zhuangchuyifuxinyoubuganqueyouwujikeshideyangzi,nieruzhechundao:“neinvertingninde。”

jiantatinghua,qianshicaisonglekouqi:“neinixiaquba。”

qulinglongkanzhesanrenyanzhongdechengdejingguang,yuefahuaiyizhaoshideyichang。

gaibuhui……yuanzhushenshiyoushenmeyichang?

bale,zheishiqiebuti,tamensuanjita,tazonggaihaiyibaba?

qulinglongdunzhujiaobu,xiangqiguanjiaerzidehua,yanzhuyizhuan,quxiaochufangyaoleyiwantang,maibuzouxiangquchengkaishufang。

quchengkaitingshuotalaile,daoshihengaoxing。

tababudetagentaqinjin,yihouxuanxiuzuolehuangzifei,tahaochucainenggengduo。

“linglonga,kuaizuo,zhenshigexiaoshunhaizi,nanweinixiangzhedie。”

talianshangxiaorongreqie,huranqiaojianqulinglongyifuyuyanyouzhimoyang,youzhoulemei:“zenmelezheishi?”

“die,dimuhewoniangshuoyaojiwohechenglidewangyuanwaidingqin。”

qulinglongbuanjiuzheyijiao,guzuotante:“keshinverzhiqianbunengchenghuanxixia,xianzaihaoburongyiyoujihuile……xiangduoshifengninyixierizi。”

quchengkaiyanshenjingnu:“tayaojinihexingwangdedingqin?!tazenmegan!”

zheishunvrucimaomei,napaxuanxiubucheng,songjijingzhongdedaguanguirenyeshide,zennengjiajineiyanghuose!

“nidehunshi,dieshuolesuan!”

tanuchongchongqishen:“nixianhuiyuanzili!wozheijiuzhaotamenqu!”

kanjianquchengkaineifennumoyang,qulinglongchadianxiaochulesheng。

tacaidedaozheibianyidiewulibuqizao,kendingxiangdaijiaergu,batamaigehaojiaqian。

tahengzhexiaoquhuidaoyuanluo,zhengxiangjizijinongdiantianshiqingzhu,quekanjianyidaoshenyinglizaifangzhong。

zheibushizuotianzhongshangneisi?zheijiuhuobengluantiaole?

“命真大啊。”

qulinglongzeleyisheng:“nidouhaolehaihuilaiganma?”

xiaoqinghezoujin,chuimouchenchenkanzheta:“wolaibaoen。”

qulinglongzhoumei:“dakebubi,ninbiezaizheijiwozhaoshijiuxing。”

xiaoqingheqianchundao:“xiaojiedeyisishibuyongwobaoen,zanmenliangbuxiangqian。”

qulinglongbunaidiantou:“meicuo,ganjingun。”

“neixianzai,jiushixiaojieqianworenqingle。”

xiaoqingheyiweishenzhangkanzheta,xiaoyigengshen:“wofangcaiweixiaojiechulilehouyuanneigelaji,xiaojiegaibaodawocaishi。”

“yanxiazaixiahaiweichediquanyu,wuchukequ,xiaojiekefoushouliuwojitian?”

曲玲珑目瞪口呆。

tayiweizijisuanyoudiandabing,meixiangdaozheiren,gengjiayoubing!

“guaibudenishangneimezhongmeisi,zheilianpizhihou,yikanjiushigefangyugaode……nizenmehaoyiside?”