第1章 穿成福运小傻子

“linxiao,nikannidexiaoshazixifuhaihuzheneiyabani!nibeidailvmaole!”

“dailvmao!dailvmao!linxiaodailvmaoge!”

haitongmenxixiaodechaonaosheng,rangyishibenjiuhunchendeguluanninggengshitoutongyulie。

pianpiancikeerbian,binglengjiangzhidejixieyinyezaibuduanzhongfu。

“gongxisuzhuchenggongjihuojinlixitong!”

“muqianjinlifuyunjinduwei:baifenzhiling。”

“qingsuzhuzhuajinshijianjizanfuyun!”

“qingsuzhuzhuajinshijianjizanfuyun!”

……

guluanningbeichaodehuoqicengcengshangzhang,“chaosile!doujiwobizui!”

naishengnaiqidehaitongnuoyinrangtashaleyan,yerangzhouzaoqihongdehaizimenjingyidewangxiangtajinlesheng。

guluanninghuanshileyanzhouwei,shunjianchajuedaobuduijing,taditouyikancaifaxianshengaojuranyegenzhesuoleshui。

这……

zheifenmingshigeliusuixiaohaideshenti!

tamingmingzaizhenglixinpinfabuhui,zenmekenenghuizaizheizhongdifang?

turanjianguluanningbeirenningzhelingkoucubaotuoqi!

tataiyan,junlangyouheideshaonianshuangyanxinghongdedengzheta,xionghandelianshangmanshizhengning。

tayaoyaqiechidedihoudao:“guluanning,niweishenmebuqusi?nisilegaiyouduohao!fanzhengniyeshigeshazi!woqiunibiezaijiuchanwo!”

shaonianshaqitengtengdejindingzheta,neiyanshenhenbunenghuotunleta!

guluanningdaodishichengnianren,zenmekenengbeigexiaopihaihedao?

gangyaohaishou,keyourenquebitahaikuai!

shouruodeshenyingmengdicuanchujiangduifangpudaozaidi!jinjiezhejiushiquanquandaoroudehenmensheng!

zheiyimumingxianshibazaichangdehaizimendouhezhele,jiulianguluanningdoulengzaileyuandimeihuiguoshen!

“xieyunnigexiaozazhong!nigandawo?!”aidadeshaoniannuji,caikaikoujiuyouhenhenaileyiquan,beidaluodeyachishunzhexianxuebeiyanhuileduzili。

kebeihuanwei“xieyun”deshaonianqueshichongerbuwen,junxiuzhuorandelianshangzhanlexiexuwunidian,queyanshibuzhuneigujinguideqingleng。

guluanningtingdaomingzideyishun,muguangsisidesuozaileshaonianxiaoshoudebeiyingshang。

谢允?

zheibushitazuowanzaimoudianshangkandexiaoshuonanzhudemingzima?

dunshi,chaoshuibandejiyixiongyongxilai!

顾鸾宁穿书了。

chuanchengleshulidepaohuinvpeibushuo,haishigezhishangdixiadexiaoshazi。

nanzhuxieyunshigedianpeiliulideguer,fumuzaowang,rujinzailinjiasishulizuozahuohuanqudushuchifandejihui。

keyinweigupihuashao,chenglecunlihaizimenqifubalingdeduixiang,youqibeiyuanzhudingxiawawaqindeweilaifuxu——linxiaosuozhendui。

kesheiliaopaolaijilinxiaosonggaodiandeyuanzhukandaozheiyimu,benjiuxinsichunshandetashangqianhuzhuxieyun,yincirangcunlidexionghaizimenfenfenqihong。

buguangchaoxiaolinxiaoyougexiaoshazixifu,gengbeidailelvmaozi。

cushilinxiaoyinuzhixiatuileta,querangyuanzhukedaolenikengdeshitoujiandangchangshenwang。

yuanbendejuqingli,yuanzhudesiyinqilexuanran**。

linxiaoweiletaobizeren,basharendezuimingtuijilexieyun,zheiyeshishulinanzhuheihuadedaohuosuozhiyi。

zhicihou,xieyunchangbianlerenjiansuanchubaitai,pingyijizhilipashangleyirenzhixiawanrenzhishangdeshoufuzhiwei。

zhongzaiershiyisuizheinian,quanqingchaoye!

erzaixieyunshouwozhongquanhou,xiadadediyigeminglingjiushitucun。

xingtancunyibaiershisihurenjia,weidugujiahuoming。

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langchaobanxiongyongerlaidejiyipingxihou,guluanningdeshouzhangxinneidoumanshilenghan。

anzheyuanyoujuqingtazheigejiaoseshiyijingshaqingle,kequeyinweichuanshudeyuanyintadaitiyuanzhuhuolexialai。

weilequerenzijibushizaizuomeng,guluanningrenzhetongmolexiahounaoshao,manshouciyandexianhongzhengshitadedequequeshidaitiyuanzhuhuozaileshuli。

“**!laozijintianjiunongsini!”