第1章 狗血的人生

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e,zheirenshoujinghenda,bozitengdehuang。haoxianbalazhetadeshou,xiangyaojiejiuyixiaziji,queshijiantayanzhongyanegengshen。

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kanzheta,haoxianduitashanxiao,“zai,nitingmahua,zheidaonitaiweixianle,nihaixiao,ganjinde,malide,fangxia。”

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zhiyuhaoxianweishenmehuiyushangzheixieposhi,haixuyaocongsantianqianshuoqi,neishihoudehaoxian,haizhishiyizhipingfandefeixianyu。

三天前。

haoxiannazheshouji,yifentianyingdezaineidazi,zheishiyibendaredexiaoshuo,mingzihenshiesu《bazongxiaojiaoqi》。

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