第1章
“zhuixulinfeng，shijiuchengxing，haochilanzuo，bushounande！”
“shenweitangjiazhuixu，queyousedanbaotian，qiangxingduiguanjiapolishishibao。jinjingtangjiazhangbeishangyi，juedingxiulinfeng、jinzhulong！”
tangjiafuzhai，linfengbeiwuhuadabang，yazaizhengyuanzhizhong。
zhouweirenqunzhizhidiandian，yilunfenfen。
“linfeng？neizhuixu？duilishishibao？”
“kexile，lishizhangdehaishibucuode。linfengzheifeiwu，jingranzuochuzheizhongshangtianhailideshi！”
“xu——xiaoshengdian。tingshuo，shitangsangongzizuoleyigeju，yaoxianhaineizhuixu，linfengzheicishisidingle。”
“呸！活该！”
linfengyilianwunai，zhixiangmaniang。
tachuanyuelaibujiu，ganggangnongmingbaifashengleshenmeshi。
yuanzhushenweitangjiazhuixu，zuowanshangbeitangsangongziguanzui，daidaoguanjiapolishifangzhong，beirenyimengundasile。
tangsangongzijiansiwuduizheng，youbashitituodaojiweizhangbeimianqian，zhishuoyuanzhu**lelishi，yaotanglaoyezitilishizuozhu。
sheizhi，linfengqiaqiaochuanyueguolai。
原主，“活”了！
tangsangongzizhidangtameisitou，yaodinglelinfeng**lishi，dingyaojiangtajinzhulong。
……
“linfeng，nitairangwoshiwangle。”
yidaolengmodeshengyincongbeihouchuanlai。
huitoukanqu，zhijianyimingshibajiusuidenianqingnvzi，mianrutaohua，shencaimanmiao。
yishuanghaokandeyanmouanhanqiushui，muguangzhongquejinshilengyi。
tajiushiyuanzhudelaopo，tangwaner，yinzaijiazulipaixingdijiu，youbeirenchengweitangjiuguniang。
errenchengqinliangnian，bujinmeiyoutongchuang，tangwangengshibalinfengganchuleguifang，rangtazaixiaoyuanliduju。
linfengdeshenfen，yuqishuoshizhuixu，gengxianggetianzhelianpiyaofandeqigai。
shenzhi，lianqigaidouburu。
tangwanyuanlaijiuqiaobushangta，benxiangzhaogejihui，jilinfengjiliangsuiyinzi，batadafahuixiang。
yanxiajiranfashenglezheizhongshi，tayemeiyouliyougujiyanmianle。
“linfeng，nijiranyuwoyoufuqizhiming，woyebuxiangbashiqingzuodetaijue。nifangxin，wobuhuirangtamenbanijinzhulong。”
linfengyanqianyiliang：zheixiaoniangmen，haisuanyoudianliangxin。
“wohuirangtamenjinigetongkuai，zhijiekansileshi。”
次奥！
linfenggandongdeyanleidouchulaile，shenweixinshidaidezhichangliumang，tanengshouzheiweiqu？
“nijiumeixiangguo，nilaogongkenengshiyuanwangde？”
tangwanlengxiaodao：“yuanwang？renzhengwuzhengjuzai，lishiyijingkuchenglegeleiren。nishuo，nizenmeyuanwangle？”
made，bufenqinghongzaobai，zhijiejilaozidingzuile。
kanlai，zheiniangmenbushichunjiushihuai！
shidaorujin，baijiandelaopozhiwangbushangle。xiangyaohuoming，zhinengkaoziji。
linfengweiweiditou，zhengxiangzheruhetuoshen。
huran，yidaocierdeshengyinchuanleguolai。
“neifeiwu，bielengzhele，ganjinshangluba？”
tangsangongziyilianwanwei，manlianjixiaodedao：“haibieshuo，nizheifeiwudeyakoukezhenshihao。shouzhewojiumeizheigedameiren，haiyaoquzhaoreguanjiadelaopo。zeze，yegoubutiaoshi，haha。”
linfengeyisheng，xiaomimidedao：“zheisuanshenme，yigeguanjiapoeryi。nibanimadailai，woyakougenghao。”
“你！”
tangsangongziqidefadou，“jintianruoshirangnisitongkuaile，wotamagennixing！”
linfengtandao：“zhikexi，nimayoulaoyouchou，wozhendekenbudong。tangsaner，nizhenyaorangnimagenwoxing？”
tangsangongzilianhongbozicu，zhengyaohenhendezoutayidun，quebeitangwanlanzhule。
taehenhendemalejiju，kuaibuzoudaoguanjiashenpang，zhizhelinfeng，yaoyaqiechideshangliangzhezenmenongsita。
tangwanbeitanyisheng，zaicishiwangdeyaoleyaotou。
“linfeng，niguoranshilannifubushangqiang。rendouyaosile，jiubunengjizijiliugetimian？jidajialiugehaoyinxiang？”
linfengjibunaifan，madao：“nidiecaiyaosile，zhengkainidegouyan，jilaozihaohaoqiaozhe！”
“linfeng！ni，dadan！”
linfengbuyuandali，hengmeiyinu，hedao：“gunyibianqu！laozishuohua，meinideshi！”
tayebuguanyiliancuoedetangwan，zhanqishenlai，angshoutingxiongdezoudaolaotaiyemianqian。
“laoyezi，dangnianwodiezenmeduinide，nihaijideba？”
tanglaotaiyetanlekouqi，shuodao：“nifuqinshiwodejiumingenren，bujinbaozhulelaofuyitiaoming，haisongjilaofuyibipanchan，ranglaofunengzhonghuitangfu。”
linfengdianlediantou，“haisuannimeiwangben。”
jiweitangjiashubomanliannurong，chongzhelinfenghedao：“xinglinde，zhuyinideshenfen！”
linfengkanyebukan，youwendao：“laoyezi，nizheitiaomingjiranshiwolinjiajiude，neiwotigeyaoqiubuguofenba？”
tanglaotaiyeliansebianlebian，xianranshifenweinan。
tangsangongzijiaoxiaodao：“linfeng，nimuwuzunzhang，youqiangxingduilishishibao，jianzhishisangjintianliang。jiusuanniguidiaiqiu，woyeyeyebuhuiraoni。”
tanglaotaiyeyilianningzhong，zhengsedao：“sanershuodebucuo。zheijianshi，laofubuhuixunsiwangfa。chufei，ninengzhengmingnishiqingbaide。”
“zheiyouhenan？nibawosongkai，wowenlishijijuhua。”
jiweigongzizhengyaohuijue，laotaiyequeduitangwanzhaolezhaoshou。
tangwanjikezoushangqianqu，dizhetou，tilinfengjiekaileshengsuo。
linfengyidekong，shenshoulouzhutangwanyourendeyaozhi，zaitazuichunshanghenhendeqinleyikou，youchenjipailepaitadetuner。
“quba。weifuzhidaonitengwo，buguo，nanrendeshinibiechashou。”
tangwanerhuarongshise，tayagenjiumeixiangdao，linfengjurangandangzhongdiaoxiziji。
zhongrengengshiyilianzhenjing，quandoudengdaleyanjing。
zheizhuixuzenmele？buyaomingle？
liantangjiuguniangdouganpeng，shiyaozailinsizhiqianfangzongyihui？
无能狂怒而已。
linfengshuaishuaigebo，kanxianglelishi，zheiniangmenpifushicaoledian，zhangdehaizhenbucuo。
nanguaitangsangongziyaoyongtazuoju……
tataishoutiaoqilishidexiaba，zhijiewendao：“xinglide，woruheduinishidebao？”
lishihaimeikaikou，guanjiayijingchongleguolai，zhizhelinfengmadao：“fangkai！linfeng，nizijizuodeshi，haiyaolaiwenbieren？nigegoudongxi！”
linfenglengxiaoyisheng，“zheimeshuo，nilaopobeigouwanle？”
huayingangluo，yuanzilihuranbaofachuyizhenhongxiaosheng。
dajiasuiranbuzenmeqiaodeqilinfeng，dangengtaoyanzuoweizuofudeguanjia。
cishitinglinfengmatalaopochushengburu，xinlibuyoudeyizhenanshuang。
guanjiaqidetuxue，huziluanzhandedao：“ni，ni……”
linfengtaiqiyijiao，batatidaoyibian，youdingzhelishiwendao：“zuowanshang，wozenmeduinishidebao？”
lishiyebuzhidaogaizenmeshuo，kanzhelinfeng，jingmomingdeyouxiefachu。
sihuyanqiandelinfeng，heyiqiandelinfengbutaiyiyang。
dantabijingshijianguoshimianderen，lveweiyizhuomo，yejiuwenzhule。
yigezhuixu，nengbazijizenmeyang？
fanzhengyoutangsangongzidingzhe。
“linfeng，nizenmeduiwoshidebao，haiyaolaiwenwo？niyigefeiwu，youshenmezige……”
tahaimeishuowan，linfengzhijieyibazhangchouleguoqu。
padeyisheng，yuanzilichuanlaiyishengruixiang。
qingcuixiangliang，ganjingliluo。
lishilianshangshunjianzhongleqilai。
zhongrenyipianjinghai：jintiandelinfeng，daodizenmele？
lianguanjiadelaopodouganchou，zenmezheimeyouzhong？
zheihaishiwangrilirenjinkeqidewunengzhuixu？
ganjuexiangshibianleyigerenside……
linfengzhuaizhulishidetoufa，sixiaofeixiaodedao：“shizheiyangshidebaoma？”
lishilengzaiyuandi，haobantiancaihuiguoshen。
tayisangzikulechulai，puzaidishangkudiehanniangdedao：“laotaiye，nikeyaojiwozuozhua。wobeineifeiwudale，wobeineifeiwudale……”
fushangdezhuixu，liannupudouqiaobuqidefeiwu，juranganqidaotaguanjiapodetoushang，haidangzhongshanletayibazhang。
zheiduilishilaishuo，jianzhishiqichidaru！
tayihouzaiyizhongnupumianqian，haizenmeyaowuyangwei？
lishiyuexiangyuenu，yuekuyueqi，zhuazhulinfengdeshouwanpaoxiaodao：
“nigandawo？nizheifeiwujingrangandawo？”
“danizenmele？wotamaxianzaihaiyaonongni！”
linfengyibuxiangqian，chezhulishideyiling，jiangtaendaozaidi。
ranhouzaizhongmukuikuizhixia，datuiyikua，qizailetadeyaozhizhishang……
lishidunshihedehuazhiluanzhan，lianliantuisangdao：“niganshenme？niganshenme？”
linfengbuwenbuwen，shuangguanqixia，yishuangshouyonglidesichezhetadeyifu，yizhanglianpazaitashenshangyoukenyougong。
zhuanyanzhijian，lishideyifujihuyaobeibaguangle。
zaichangzhongren，quandoumudenggoudai！
这他妈……
hezhejinisongbang，nibiedeshibugan，zhishizheimedaguanjiadelaopo？
zuowanshangmeiguoyin？xiangzailinsiqianhuiweihuiwei？
太尼玛离谱了！
老太爷一脸懵逼。
唐婉肺都要气炸。
zhiyuqitaren，zeshimanliandexingzailehuo，chuiqiliumangshao，butingdejiaodao：
“狂徒！”
“yin贼！”
“住手！”
zhongrenniyijuwoyiju，yuanzilirenaojile！
guanjianalirendele，paodaolinfengshenhou，xiangyaobatacongzijilaoposhenshangzhuaixialai。
linfengyifahen，yongshoukouzhulishideyanhou，lenglengdedao：“jilaozidengdagouyan，zaiyibianguaiguaikanzhe！niganguolai，woxianwaletadeyanzhu，ranhouzaiqiasita！”
“bie！biedongshou！linfeng，niqianwanbuyaochongdong！”guanjiayixiazihuangle。
linfengheixiaoyisheng，youshouwanglishishenxiayitan，jiuyaoquchoulishideyaodai。
lishiyouxiuyounu，yanjianwurenganlaibangmang，hurangaoshengjiaodao：
“xinglinde，niganqifulaoniang，laoniangjinipinle！”
takuabuyitai，yigeliyudating，shunjianjianglinfengxianfei。
zhuanerqizailinfengfubu，koubuzeyandemaleqilai。
“ganqifulaoniang？nidanglaoniangshihaorede？”
“jiunixiangnonglaoniang，kanlaoniangbuxiannongsini！，yigefeiwuyeganzailaoniangtoushangsaye！”
linfengfenlizhengzha，xiangyaopaqilai。
sheizhilishiliqijida，shuangshouyien，jianglinfengsisideenzhule，jiezheyoushiyizhentielianshuchu。
在场众人全都乐了。
“maye，kanbuchulai，guanjiapojingtingdaha。”
“takebushijiaodididenvwang，youdeshiliqiheshouduan。”
“zheixinglinde，guoranshigefeiwu，liangeniangmendougaobuding，fanerbeiniangmenqizaishenshang。”
“woshuo，lishideliqizheimeda，linfengzenme**deta？zenmekanshangqu，daoxiangshilishizai**linfeng？”
cihuayichu，zhongrenshunjianzhalie。
laotaiyemeitouyizhou，miyanchensiqilai。
tangwaneryeweiweiditou，huiyiqilekeyizhichu……