第1章 无痛得两娃

沈家村,隆冬。

“gege,niangqinshibushiyaosile?”

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“yi?gegenikan,niangqinhuole。niangqinmeisi,zheiyangwomenjiubuhuixiangdabojianeizhixiaohuanggouyiyangesile,wuwuwu……”

zhinendeshengyindeshengyinzaicixiangqi,shenqingqingmuguangyiguolai,jiuqiaojianlianggezangxixigushouruchaidexiaoluobutou,zheijushentidejiyiyesuizhixijuanerlai。

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可惜了,她无福啊!

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