第3章
“二牛”
zhaodaniucheleyibazhaoerniu，youxiezhenjingdekanzhezhaoerniu，tazenmeyemeiyouxiangdaozhaoerniujingranhuishuochuyaohedaboyijiaduanjueguanxidehua。
yaozhidaotadiezaishengqianzuichangshuodehuajiushiyaoyizhigongyangdabodushude，zhiyaodabokaoshanglejurenlaoye，neitamenjiajiufadale。
“dage，nandaowoshuodeyoucuoma？womengongyangdabodushuzheimeduonian，keshidabojingranlianyikoubopiguancaidoubujidiemai，nihaixiangyizhigongxiaquma？”
zhaoerniubingbujuedezijicuole，yijiugengzhebozidengzhezhaodaniu。
“zhaoerniu，gongwodushushinidiedayingninainaide，nidiexianzaihaishiguweihanni，nijiubudasuantingnidiedele?”
zhaodajiangbeizhaoerniuqideliansefaqing，suirantaxianzaishoulihaisuanshifuyu，danshisheibuxianggengfuyuni？jiranzhaodahedayingtaniangyaogongtadushu，jiuyidingyaogongxiaqu。
gurancongzhaoerniudehuailizhengtuo，caleyibalian，shoushangxiuzishangdechentudouzhandaolelianshang，yuanbencanglaorulaoyudeliangengshizangluanbukan，dengzhezhaodajiangliansebeiqideshuodao“niyeshuoleneishitadiedayingde，bushitadayingde，jirandahesile，zheigeshiqingjiudaociweizhile，yihouwomenjiubugongnile。”
“buxing，nimenyihouyaoshibugongwojiushibuxiao。”zhaodajiangzhejile，daolezuideyazisheiyebuxiangrangtafeile。
kanzhezhouweiyuejuyueduodecunmin，guranzaicihenhendeningleyibageboneice“dage，zheimeduonianleweilegongnidushu，womenshichibubao，chuanbunuan，nizaixianchengyouqiyounv，niyuefuhaishiliangshangweishenmejiubunengfangguowomen？weilegongnidushu，daheyijingesile，nandaonixiangyaowomenyijiarendouesima？”
gurankudehaowumeigan，keshitashouruodeshenqujiashanggankudepifuduishangbaixihongrun，shenzitingbadezhaodajiangshizhenderangrenjuedetongqingbuyi。
“dajiangbushixiucaigongma？weishenmehaiyaodaheyijiagongzhea？”
“dangchutayuefubushishuoyaogongzhetadushudema？”
“shia，dangchutayuefukeshidazhebaopiaoshuoyaogongzhetadushu，taniangcaitongyitadeqinshide”
tingzhezhouweirendeyilun，zhaodajiangdeliansedunshizhangdetonghong，zicongchengweilexiucaizhihou，tashifendeaixizijidemingsheng，jiupazijidemingshengbuhao，rihoujiusuanshikaoshanggongmingdouwufazuoguan，keshimeiyouxiangdaoguranjingransihaobugujizijidemingsheng。
“laoerjiade，nizheishishuodeshenmehua？dangnianwomenbushishuohaole，nimengongwodushu，dengwokaoshanglegongmingjiudaizhenimenyijiaxiangfudema？”zhaodajiangyaozheya，yanlimanshifennudekanzheguran。
“dagebushiwoshuoni，nishiwusuikaoshangxiucaidaoxianzaiyijingjiangjinsanshinianle，sanshinianniliangejurendoumeiyoukaoshang，haiyaokaoqugongming？wopawohedaheyiyangkanbudaolea。”guranwuzhelianwuwudekuzhe，jinliangjiangzijishouruodeshenxingzhanxianzaiweiguanzhemianqian，jinliangrangzhongrenkeyinataquhezhaodajiangquzuoduibi。
“ni......dufu，nizheishizhouwokaobuzhongni？”zhaodajiangcishiyijingbeiguranqidemeiyoulelizhi，napatalvcibuzhong，tayebuzhunyourenshuotakaobuzhong。
zhaodajiangsichuzhangwangleyifanjiukandaoleguranjiamenkoudetieqiao，dabuzoushangqian，naqitieqiaozhizhegurandao“dufu，jinriwodingyaotidahehaohaodejiaoxunjiaoxunni。”
“dabo，nizheishiyaoganshenme？”zhaodaniushigeyuxiaode，yinweitadieshuoyaogongzhaodajiangdushu，suoyitajiujuedegongzhaodajiangshiduide，danshixianzaizhaodajiangyaonazhetieqiaoduigurandongshou，tajiubuyuanyile，neikeshitaniang，dabozaijinyemeiyoutanianghetajin。
zhaoerniujianzhuangyeshangqianlanzhulezhaodajiang“dabonibunengyinweiwodiesilewomenxianzaigongbuqinidushu，nijiuyaodawonianga，woniangyigefudaorenjiaqunalidelaiyinqiangongnindushua。”
zhaoerniushigehuishuohuade，yeshiquanjiaxinyanzizuiduodeyige，yikaikoujiubazhaodajiangyaodongshoudagurandeshiqingguigendaozhaodajiangcongtamenjianabudaoyinqianshangmian。
“laia，nidasiwoba，zicongwojinlenimenzhaojiademenjiukaishigongnidushu，xianzaiwoxianggongesile，xiangyaozhaonijiedianyinqianmaikoubopiguancainidoubuji，zheirangwoyigeguafuyihounashenmelaigongnidushu？dangjiadea，nizenmejiubudaizhewoyiqizouni？liuxiawomenzheiguerguamudekezenmehuoa？”
guranzaicidiezuozaidishangkaishisapo，zheisapodeshouduankeshiqianshigentanainaixuelegeshichengshi。
“haixiucaigongni，zhenshidiurenxianyan。”
“zheihaiburuwomenzheixiemeiyougongmingdeni，zheimedaderenhairangdidiyangzheyebuxiandiuren。”
“shia，zheishengxianshukanlaishidudaogouduziliqule。”
kanzhegurandeyangzi，zhongrenkaishizhizeqizhaodajiang，zheimeduonianzhaodaheyijiaderiziguodezenmeyangtamenkandeqingqingchuchu，zheizhaodajiangdesuozuosuoweizhenshilingrenxixu。
“dufu，bizui，dufu”zhaodajiangyijingfengle，suiranbeizhaodaniuhezhaoerniulanzhule，danshitadezuiquemeiyoubeiduzhu，sihouzhemanmaguran。
“zhushou。”yidaoyansudenanshengxiangqi，zhongrendoutingzhuleshoulidedongzuoxunshengwangqu。
shiqingshancundecunzhangzhaoqingshanlaile。
“村长”
zhongrendourangkaiyitiaolurangzhaoqingshanguolai。
“ganshenmeni？zhaodajiangbatieqiaofangxia。”zhaoqingshanzoujinrenqunjiukandaoshouwotieqiaodezhaodajiang。
gurankandaocunzhangzhaoqingshanlaile，dunshijiuxiangshiyoulezhuxingu，kuhanzhejiukaishigaozhuang“cunzhang，nilaile，niyaotiwomendahezuozhua。”
“dufu，nibizui”zhaodajiangzhejile，nazhetieqiaojiuyaoguolai。
guranzenmekenenghuirangtajinshen？shoulidelingliweidong，zhaodajiangjiaobiandexiaocaoshunjianshenchuyezichanzailezhaodajiangdejiaowanshang，zhaodajiangzhijiejiubeibandaole，haoqiaobuqiaodezaitamianqianhaiyouyiketuqideshitou，dunshitadezuilijiumaochulexianxue，tademenyabeikediaoleyike。
“我的牙”
zhaodajiangcishihunshenzhanmanlenitu，lianshangxuejihunhezhenituhuleyilian，haobulangbei。
guranganjinnashouwuzhulian，jiupayibuxiaoxinxiaochusheng，qiangongjinqi。
“哈哈哈”
“哈哈哈哈”
“hahaha，xiucaidemenyakediaole”
zhouweikanrenaoderenkeshibuguanneixiedunshidouhahadaxiaoqilai。
“daniu，erniuhailengzheganshenme？ganjinquzhaodafujinidabokankan。”zhaoqingshankanzhezhaodajiangdecanzhuangganjinfenfupangbianqiangrenzhexiaoyidelianggeren。