第1章 楔子(2398字)

bayuefendexiawuwutian,tianqimenre。

lailaiwangwangdexingrentongtongbeiredemantoudahan,yilianfanzao。

jiedaozhongjian,yougepifubaixidenvhaizaizheiyangdehuanjingxiaxiandegewaiyinrencemu……bingbushitazhangdeyouduomegaotiaopiaoliang,ershiyinwei,neizhangbeiyangguangshaidetonghongdebazhangxiaolianshangbutongyuqitarendemeitoujinsuo——jinshimanzudexiaorong。

mingxijiaobuqingkuaidewangyanqianyidonggaojixiaoqulimianzouzhe,beishangbeizhededadalvxingbeibaosihaomeiyouyingxiangdaotadexinqinghexingdongsudu。

tacaiganggangxiafeiji,laibujidaogongsiqubaogedao,bianjicongcongwangjialiganle。

jintianshilinxiaodeshengri,tateyitiqianhuilailesantianweilejitayigejingxi!

linxiaoshitajiaowangsiniandenanpengyou,lianggerencongdaxuejiukaishizaiyiqi,ganqingconglaimeichuxianguoshenmeweixianzhuangkuang,yizhidoushizhouweipengyoumenxianmuhechongjingdeduixiang。zicongdaxuebiyeyihou,lianggerenjingguojialitongyizhihou,bianbandaoyiqikaishiletongjushenghuo,zuizhongyaodeshi,yinweihaimeiyouzhengshijiehun,suoyi,linxiaozheigedananhaishizhongjianchizunzhongtadeyijian,yizhifenfangjianshui,meiyouqiangpotazuoshenmeyuyuedeshiqing……

tajindianti,kanzhexianshipingshangdeshuzitiaodongzheyuelaiyuejiejintamenjia,mingxizhangzhanghuchukouqi,shuangyanyuefamingliangqilai。

zheicihuilaitakaolvhaole!jinwan,chenlinxiaoshengri,tayaobazijidangzuoshengriliwusongjita,ganxietaduizijisinianlaishizhongruyideai!

“叮——”

diantimendakai,mingxijiaobuqingkuaidexunsuzouchulai,xiangjiadefangxiangzouqu。

kandaotaturanhuilai,linxiaoyidinghuihenjingxide!

zuijiaorenbuzhushangyangzhe,zhuanyanjianzoudaojiamenkou,mingxihurantingxiajiaobu,youxieyihuodezhalezhayan,kanzhehailiuzheyitiaofengxidedamen。

ng?linxiaozheimehuizheimebuxiaoxin,jingranmeiyouguanhaomen……

wunaideqingqingtuikaimen,zhuanyanjian,mingxihuanshangyilianzeizeidexiaoyi。heihei,jiranruci,neitajiuqiaoqiaojinqu,heyiheta!

qingshouqingjiaodezoujinqu,fanshoujiangmenjinjinguanshang,mingxituoxiaxiezifangdaoxuanguandexiejulizaizhaixiadabeibaoqingqingfangdaoxuanguandishang,haowushengxiangdezoujinfangjian,xiangwoshizouqu。

“zenmezhaobudao?bukeneng,woqinyankanjiantababaiyufengzanfangzaizheigebaoxianjuli……”

fangjianliyoutanhuasheng,haiyoubierenzaizheili?

weiweilengleleng,mingximeiyoufachurenheshengxiang,wushengdekaojinwoshimenpang,haoqideceertingzhewuzhongdetanhuaneirong。

“xiao……nigaibuhuishizaipianwoba?”shunzhewoshibanyandefangmen,mingxiqingqingchuchudekandaoyigechuanzhehongsexingganduanqundenvrenyouxiebumandezhoulezhoumei,jiezhebianshenchuyishuangyubeibaozhumianqiangaodananrendebozi,hongchunhuchukouqi:“shibushinizhendeaishangtale?bushedejiangneibaiyufengzantouchulaile……”

“baobei,nixiashuoshenmeni?”

shencaigaodawuguanyingjundenanrenlikebuyuedetiaotiaomei,huishoulanguoxinggannvrendexiyaojinjintieruzijixiongtang:“younizai,wozenmehuiaishangneigebudongdeqingquweihewudeganbienvren?bienao,zanmendenglezheimeduonian,bujiushiweilejiangneifengzanme?zhiyaozheiwanyierdaoshoule,yihouzanmenjiuquhuanyoushijielvxing,yibeizichihuabuchou!”

shuoba,yizhidashouhaihenhenrouleyibanvrenyuanrundetunbu,redenvrenjiaochenzhexiaoqilai:“huaidan!neizanmenkuaidianzaizhaozhao,zheijitianchentameihuilaibashouxudoubanhao,yuanzougaofei!”

“好!”

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shuoba,liangrenfentouzaiwoshizhongzaiyicifanzhaoleqilai。

zhanzaifangmenwai,mingxineizhangbazhangxiaolianyijingbiandecanbaizhiji,hunshenbukeyizhidezhandouqilai。

zheizenmekeneng?!tatingdaode,doushizhendeme?!

neigenvren……neigenvren……shitadaxuesinianlizuiyaohaodepengyouyinyiyia!tamenlianggezenmehuizaiyiqi?!tamenzenmehuilianheqilaipianta?!weile……weiletaneizhizuchuandebaiyufengzan……

xinzangweizhijuliedetengtongqilai,zhongyu,mingxizaiyekongzhibuzhuzijiyuefawulihezhandoudeshuangtui,putongyishengdiezuozaidishang。

“谁?!”

woshizhongdeliangrenlikedajingshisedezhuanguoshenlai,suijikandaoleliansecanbaidiezuozaididemingxi。

“明兮?!”

yinyiyiheleyitiao,neishuangtuzhejingzhiyanxiandemeimouzhenjingdedengda,bukezhixindekanzheta,suijijinzhangdexiayishilazhushenbiannanrendegebo。

linxiaodaodishinanren,henkuaibiancongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai。talikezhengkaiyinyiyilazhezijigebodeyushou,jimangxiangyaopieqingguanxi,mianqiangjichuyilianjiaxiao:“xi……xixi,nizenmeturanhuilaile?shenmeshihouhuilaide?zenmezuozaidishang?”

“……nibuyaoguolai……”

douzhezuichun,mingxizhijuedehunshenbinglengjile,wanghounuodaoqiangbian,wubijingtidekanzheneiwangzijizheibianzoudenanren。

“xixi……”linxiaozhizhujiaobu,neizhangyingjundelianshangmanmanluchujifenzhengning:“niquandoutingdaoleshibushi?”

qinyankanzheneizhangsinianlaiyongyuandaizhewenrouxiaorongdelianyidiandianbiandeshensexionghenqilai,mingxiyuefakezhibuzhuzijizhanlizhedequanshen,xintongdeshuobuchuhualai。

……zheigaibuhuishizaizuoemengba?

zenmehuizheiyang……sinianlai,suoyoudeenaidoushijiadema?

neihaiyoushenmeshizhende……

“xiao!”yinyiyituranjingjiaoleyisheng,lahuineinanrendeshixian。

linxiaosuizhetajingyadeshixiankanxianggangcailakaihoulaibujikandechouti——neizhizuogongjingzhizhijidebaiyufengzanjiuneiyangchuxianzaiyanzhong……tongtitoubai,jingyingtitou,yinyinfangfoshanshuozhemirendexuebaiguangdian。

“zenmeban?”zhejidepaodaolinxiaoshenbian,kanzhedishangshenqinghuanghudemingxi,yinyiyiyishuangmeimouyuefafuzaqilai。

“shidaorujin,siniandenulijuebunengjiuzheimebaifeile……”

neizhangyingjundeliansihuxialeshenmejuexinyiban,turanbiandeyinhenxialai,shuangyanlenglengdefanzhexiongguang,niutoukanxiangdishangdemingxi。

“ni、niyaozuoshenme?!”

turuqilaideyigehanjin,mingxiyishidaoyanqiandenanrenyaozuoshenme,qiangdaqijingshenwangpangbiancengzhe。

“xixi,weilewomenyihoudedafudagui,zhiyaoduibuqinile!”linxiaoyilianzhengning,yibububijindiezaidishangdemingxi,turanchuyishuangdashouqiazhutadebozi:“nifangxin,dengnisihou,womenyidinghuiduojinishaozhiqian……”

“唔!唔——”

mingxijingkongdedengdashuangyankanzheyanqiandenanren,pinmingzhengzhaqilai,qiazaizijibozishangdeshuangshoujianjianyongli,houlongyuefatoubushangqilai。

怎么会这样……

tahuisizaizijiailesiniandenanrenshoushang……

实在太好笑了……

qixiyuefaxuruoxiaqu,mingxidanaoyipiankongbai,jianjianmeilezhengzhadeliqi。

sheiyemeiyouzhuyidao——fangzaichoutizhongdeneizhibaiyufengzanturanguangmangdazuoqilai,jiezhejingpingkongxiaoshibujian,bianchengyidaoyinglvseguangshuyirouyannanyibuzhuodaodesuducengdezhizhizuanrumingxitinei……

“xier,huilaiba——”

“xier,huilaiba……”

“兮儿……”

miliuzhiji,naohaishenchuhuranxiangqiyizhenhuorendeshayadinansheng,shigemoshengnanrendeshengyin。

banxiang,zhenggefangjianyijingyipaisiji。

linxiaoyibajiangshouzhongyijingduanleqiderenrengzaiyipang,huishenlalelahedehunshenjiangyingdeyinyiyi:“xinglebielengzhele,zuodouzuole,kuaiqunafengzan!”

“好……”

hunhundundundebeitalazhedaochoutipang。

kanzhekongkongruyedechouti,liangrenliansedabian:“fengzanzenmebujianle?!”

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