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fanhou，daoyangongbuyouxiguize，nihuawocai，jiangyunjingkeyiqiangdarenyiyiduidedaan，daduijiduiyingduiwujiafen，dacuobukoufen。
caiduizuiduodeduiwuhuosheng，wanfankeyiwuxianzhidiancai，shulededuiwuzexuyaokongfupaowugongli。
chenhengxinshidandan，“jie，nifangxin，youwozai，zanliangbiying！”
wozhongzhongpailepaita，yuzhongxinzhang，“jizhule，zunyanzhizhan！”
diyilun，daanshi“sunwukong“。
womeiyousikao，zhijiepazaidishang，toushangyang，liangzhishouzailianshangsaolaisaoqu，youdanshoupengzhekongqiziyaliezuizuojujiaozhuang。
chenhengqiangda，“bimawen！”
ruguoshoubianyoutaoshuwozhenxiangyikeshushuaiguoqu，wenniyeyegetuier！
jiangyunjinganxiaqiangdajian，“sunhouzi！”
猴你爹！
shoudaowoyanshenshajihou，jiangyunjingxunsugaikou，“sunwukong！”
chenggongbangwomenduinaxiadiyifen。
chenhengbufuyaogendaoyanlilun，woyishenglingxiahoutaguaiguaihuidaoweizhi，zuilidiguzhe：“linghuoyunyongdongbudonga，wobunaobudaibiaoworenshu，woshitingjiejiedehua。”
gezherenqun，wohejiangyunjingduishi，buzhidaoshibushiwodecuojue，tadeyanshenyoudianchongnishizenmehuishi？
zheinanrenyoubingba，zhaocunzaiganqulurouneizhaoa，meikanjianneibianouxiangbaofutaizhongshenmedongzuodouzuobuchulaima！
jinjiezhedierlun，daan“huashetianzu“。
woshaozuosikao，danshoufangzaizuiqianfachusisisi，suijizuoxiapengqiyoujiaoshenchushetou，meidengwofangxiajiao，jiangyunjingyouanxiaqiangdaanniu。
“画蛇添足！”
chenhengjieganerqi，“wozhenfulejiangyunjingnixiandeba！daanmingmingshizijizizu！”
jiangyunjingzhanglezhangzui，youbizui，jushoushiyidaoyan，“qingjiabinzhiqiannimenzuoguobeidiaoma？chenxianshengbujieyidehua，womingxiayougejingshenzhuankeyiyuan，keyijieshaoniquguagezhuanjiahao。”
tatingdunyixia，“kanzaisong**defenshangjinidajiujiuzhe。”
这下轮到我沉默了。
yinweiwoyezanchengjiangyunjingdetiyi，“chenheng，wokanwanfannibuyongchile，nituolewazizijitiantianjiubaole，bugoudehuanijiuqutianjiangyunjingde，haibugounijiuqugebizhaoguzong。”
jilunbisaixialai，zaijiangyunjingde“bangzhu“xia，wohechenhengchenggongnaxiadiyiming。
youyulurouheguzhihansheidoufangbuxiaouxiangbaofu，dongzuozuodeluanqibazao，liangrenyigemeicaidui，xitikongfuwugongli。
xiangdaoyuanzhucengjingshouguodeweiqu，wotianlebahuo，
“guzongzheimeailujie，yidingburenxinranglujiequkongfupaowugongliba，lujierourouruoruode，nashoudelea。”
chenhenggetdaowodeyitu，pengdao：“zhaozhaoshuodedui，guzongyidinghuitilujiepaode，guzongzhennanren，zhennanrenjiubuyaojupakongfushigongli！”
lurousuiranshebuderangguzhihanshoulei，kezijiyequeshibuyuanyipaobu，zhihaoqingqingkaozaiguzhihanhuailisajiao，
“zhihan，douguaiwobuhao，woshentibuhaoyoubenbende，hainiyaopaoshigongli。”
guzhihankanwodeyanshendouyaomaohuole，zaishexiangjipaibudaodejiaoluo，talazhuwozhiwen，
“niyoushuashenmexiaoxingzi？yiweizheiyangwojiuhuiaishangni？nibiezuomengle！”
wohoutuiyibugentalakaijuli，“zhengtianailaiaiqudefanbufan？jiejiusuanzuomeng，jiusuanbuqingxing，yebuhuiaishangni，ok？”
“wokanniduohedianshuiba，saniaodouzhaobuchuzijineidiaoyang，yidingshininiaotaihuangba？”
shenhouturanyourenkaojin，jiangyunjingdilaiyipingshui，chengkendao：
“yuanlaiguzongyouzheiyangdeyinji，heshuitaishaobujinniaohuang，erqierongyishenjieshi。”
guzhihanhenhenguanshangmen，“nimenjiwodengzhe！”