穿成换嫁女?第一天就想不干了第1章

“呜——”

lvpihuochelaxiangqidi,shenjinhemengdizhengkaiyan,etoudizhebingliangdebolichuang。chuangwaishi1971nianshengxiadetianye,jinhuangdemailangfangun,yuanchunongrenwanyaolaozuo,tulushangouershiguoyilianglaoshituolaji。

taditou,kanjianzijishenshangchuanzhesuihuadequeliangchenshan,lanbukuzi,jiaoshangshishougongnadeqiancengdibuxie。huailibaozheyigeyinhuabaofu,shouzhisuoanzaideweizhi——

一张奖状式结婚证。

[luchenzhou28sui、shenyujiao19sui,ziyuanjiehun。]

[这是做梦啦?]

zaidatuishanghenhenqialeyiba,tongganxilai,chadianjianjiao。

[juranbushimeng,zhei,chuanyuela?]

shenjinheshouzhifadou,yuanzhudejiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai——

yuanzhumingjiaoshenyujiao,qingxicunshenjiasandaiweiyidenvjiaowa,gaozhongbiye,xianhuinenggan,yangzhuzhongdi、fengbuzuofanyangyangxing。(congzheili,nvzhumingziyongshenyujiao。)

guanyuzheimenqinshiyaozhuisudaoshiduonianqian。1958niandong,lufuzaizhixingrenwushizhongshang,beishenjiafuzimaosijiuxia。houlailiangjiazoudongjianduo,youlejieqindeniantou,sannianqian,lufuzhengshitichujieqin。

[yuanbenshidingjilujialaosande……]

她心里嘀咕。

lujiasanzi:dajieluwenying(32sui,keyanrenyuan),laoerluchenzhou(28sui,tuanzhang),laosanlumingchuan(24sui,junyi)。

annianling,bengaishilaosanheyuanzhuzheige19suigunianggengxiangpei。

keneilumingchuantingshuoyaoqunongcunguniang,lianyeganhuijiafenxi,budui25suicainengjiehun,erqietazhongyuyixue,zanwujiehundasuan,lufumeiyouqiangbi,zhishijiangjieqinderenhuanchengleluchenzhou。

[huangelaonanren,zheibukengrenma!]shenyujiaozuanjinbaofu。

duimianzuozhedelaodaniangxiaomimiwen:“guinv,qubuduisuijuna?”

“a?a……”taganxiaoliangsheng,turanqishen,“wo、qutangcesuo!”

huochekaozhanshi,shenyujiaoyigejianbuchongxiache,qiyuederelangpumianerlai,zhantaishangrenshengcaoza,tayadicaomao,shunzherenliuwangwaiji。

“同志,别挤——”

“ge,woxiebeicaidiaole——”

panlongyuhuochezhanbitaxiangxiangdehaiyaopojiu,zhuanhongsedezhanfangdiaoqiyanzhong,qiangshangshuazhe[beizhanbeihuangweirenmin]debiaoyu,shenyujiaoyanleyankoushui,zhuanleyiquanhouhuawufenqianmailegebing,dunzaizhanhouxiaoxiangkenqilai。

“xianqushengcheng,zaixiangbanfahuixiandai……”tazaixinliananpansuanzhe,baofulihaizhuangzheyuanzhudeshenfenzhengminghesiqianyibaiwushikuaiqianjukuan,qizhongsanqianliushiluchenzhousannianlaimeiyueyibaihuilaide,wubaishiyuanzhujialijitadejiazhuang。

zhengdangtapansuanzhezenmehuazheibiqianshi,yipianyinyinglongzhaoxialai。

“沈、玉、娇。”

dichendenanshengxiangbingchazizajinerduo。

tataitou,duishangyishuangruiliruyingdeheimou——junzhuangbiting,jiankuantuizhang,wuguanrudaokebanlingli,maoyanxiadeyanshenlengdenengdongsiren。

laonanrenluchenzhou,yuanzhudejiyili,lianggeyueqiantagangman18zhousui,tamenzaiyuanzhudehujididengjijiehunshi,congcongjianguoyimian。

“lu,lutuanzhang?”taganxiao,shaobingzhadiaoleyidi。

luchenzhoumiyan,junxuenianguodishangdebingzha:“quna?”

“我,我透透气!”

tawanyaojianqitajiaobiandebaofu,limianluchubanjiejiajieshaoxin,haiyouyizhangqushengchengdechepiao,chaobuyuanchudeliangrendianlexiatou,liangrensuijixiaoshizairenqunli。

“想好怎么解释?”

shenyujiaoyanzhuyizhuan,turanwuzhuxinkou:“woxinzangbingfanle!yaoqukandafu!”

“tijianbaogaoxianshinishentijiankang。”

“nei,neiwomilule!”

“midaoheishifanziwodian?”talengxiao,yibalinqitahouyiling,“shenyujiao,nidangwosansui?”

junyongjipucheli,shenyujiaosuozaifujiashi,toumiaoshenpangdenanren——celianruxue,xiaexianbengdesijin,wozhefangxiangpandeshoubeiqingjintuqi。

“kanshenme?”talengbudingkaikou。

“ni,nibichuanwenhaixiong。”taxiaoshengdigu,“womengaozhongjiaodaozhurendoumeiniheren。”

luchenzhoumeitouzhoudegengjin。

zhengshenziliaolideshenyujiao——qingxicunchulemingdeqinkuaiguniang,zuofanyangzhuyangyangxing,gaozhongbiyeyouwenhua,shidangjunsaodehaomiaozi。

keyanqianzheiwei,xiedizhanzheheishiniba,fashaoguazheshaobingxie,xingyanliquanshijiaoxia,huoxiangzhitouyoudexiaolaoshu。

但不可否认的是——

她确实漂亮。

yangguangcongchechuangwaixiexiedizhaojinlai,luozaitacibaidelianshang,jiemaozaiyanxiatouchuyixiaopianyinying,bijianweiweiqiaoqi,chunseyanhong,xiangshitulecengdandandeyanzhi。

tachuanzhesuihuadequeliangchenshan,buliaobusuanxin,danchendetabojingxiuzhang,suoguruoyinruoxian。

heluchenzhoujianguodesuoyouguniangdoubuyiyang。

wengongtuandenvbingmenyingzisashuang,jiashuyuandesaozimenposhinenggan,keshenyujiao……

jiaoqideguofen,queyoupiaoliangdezhayan。

“shenyujiao。”tachensheng,“nizhenshi‘shixiangquanneng’?”

“dang、dangran!”shixiangquanneng?yuanzhuyaobuyaozheimelihai?hairangburangrenhuole?taxinxudizhuaiyijiao,jieguo‘cila’chediaoleyilikouzi。

空气凝固。

luchenzhoumuguangsuizhekouzidieluozaitajiaoxia,banshang,caixiayoumen:“xing,neijiushimuyidai。”

jipucheshiruyingqushi,shenyujiaozhenghunhunyushui,turanyigejicha,tachadianzhuangshangqiandangfengboli。

“下车。”

yanqianshijipaihongzhuanpingfang,xunlianchangshangchentufeiyang。jigeguangbangzideshibingzhengzainidilipufuqianjin,kandaotashiqishuashuatingxiadongzuo。

“quantidouyou——lizheng!”

suizhekouling,yiliushibingzhandebizhi,shenyujiaobeikandehunshenbuzizai,wangluchenzhoushenhouduoleduo。

“baogaotuanzhang!”yigexiaozhanshibiexiao,“zheiweishi,saozi?”

“ng。”luchenzhoufenfu,“chuishibanjinwanzuofan,rangtaqubangmang。"

沈玉娇:“……?”

shifenzhonghou,chuishibanlireqizhengteng。

“saozi,ninqiecaihaishishaohuo?”zhaodaniuhanhoudiwen,yanjingquerenbuzhuwangtalianshangpiao。

zheixinsaozi……yetaihaokanleba?

pifubaidexianggangjichulaideyangnai,yanjingshuiwangwangde,zuichunhongrunrunde,lianzhoumeideyangzidourangrenyibukaiyan。

shenyujiaomeizhuyitademuguang,zhidingzheanbanshangdedadongguahecaidao,yanleyankoushui:“wo...woshaohuoba。”

zhaodaniuganjindiantou:“haolei!wojiaoni——”

“buyong!”tabaishou,2025niandeta,keshicanjiaguohenduocixialingying,“wohui!”

——才怪。

半小时后——

“着火啦!!!”

nongyangungunzhong,shenyujiaohuitoutuliandipaochulai,kejibianlianshangzhanlecaomuhui,neishuangxingyanyijiuliangdejingren,xiangshimengchendezhenzhu,fanergengrangrennuobukaishixian。

luchenzhouheizhelianlinqishuitongpoguoqu,huomiele,zaotaiyetale。

全场寂静。

shenyujiaosuozhebozi:“……woshuoshichaihuozijitiaochulaide,nixinma?”

luchenzhoutaiyangxuetututiao:“shenyujiao,ziliaoshangxieni‘chuyijingzhan’。”

“neige……”tayanshenpiaohu,“keneng,chuyijingzhanbu,bubaohanshaohuo?”

xiyangxia,xinjinsuijunjunsaoshenyujiaozhanzaifeixuqian,yukuwulei,zheishitachuanyuelaidediyitian。