“呜——”
lvpihuochelaxiangqidi,shenjinhemengdizhengkaiyan,etoudizhebingliangdebolichuang。chuangwaishi1971nianshengxiadetianye,jinhuangdemailangfangun,yuanchunongrenwanyaolaozuo,tulushangouershiguoyilianglaoshituolaji。
taditou,kanjianzijishenshangchuanzhesuihuadequeliangchenshan,lanbukuzi,jiaoshangshishougongnadeqiancengdibuxie。huailibaozheyigeyinhuabaofu,shouzhisuoanzaideweizhi——
一张奖状式结婚证。
[luchenzhou28sui、shenyujiao19sui,ziyuanjiehun。]
[这是做梦啦?]
zaidatuishanghenhenqialeyiba,tongganxilai,chadianjianjiao。
[juranbushimeng,zhei,chuanyuela?]
shenjinheshouzhifadou,yuanzhudejiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai——
yuanzhumingjiaoshenyujiao,qingxicunshenjiasandaiweiyidenvjiaowa,gaozhongbiye,xianhuinenggan,yangzhuzhongdi、fengbuzuofanyangyangxing。(congzheili,nvzhumingziyongshenyujiao。)
guanyuzheimenqinshiyaozhuisudaoshiduonianqian。1958niandong,lufuzaizhixingrenwushizhongshang,beishenjiafuzimaosijiuxia。houlailiangjiazoudongjianduo,youlejieqindeniantou,sannianqian,lufuzhengshitichujieqin。
[yuanbenshidingjilujialaosande……]
她心里嘀咕。
lujiasanzi:dajieluwenying(32sui,keyanrenyuan),laoerluchenzhou(28sui,tuanzhang),laosanlumingchuan(24sui,junyi)。
annianling,bengaishilaosanheyuanzhuzheige19suigunianggengxiangpei。
keneilumingchuantingshuoyaoqunongcunguniang,lianyeganhuijiafenxi,budui25suicainengjiehun,erqietazhongyuyixue,zanwujiehundasuan,lufumeiyouqiangbi,zhishijiangjieqinderenhuanchengleluchenzhou。
[huangelaonanren,zheibukengrenma!]shenyujiaozuanjinbaofu。
duimianzuozhedelaodaniangxiaomimiwen:“guinv,qubuduisuijuna?”
“a?a……”taganxiaoliangsheng,turanqishen,“wo、qutangcesuo!”
huochekaozhanshi,shenyujiaoyigejianbuchongxiache,qiyuederelangpumianerlai,zhantaishangrenshengcaoza,tayadicaomao,shunzherenliuwangwaiji。
“同志,别挤——”
“ge,woxiebeicaidiaole——”
panlongyuhuochezhanbitaxiangxiangdehaiyaopojiu,zhuanhongsedezhanfangdiaoqiyanzhong,qiangshangshuazhe[beizhanbeihuangweirenmin]debiaoyu,shenyujiaoyanleyankoushui,zhuanleyiquanhouhuawufenqianmailegebing,dunzaizhanhouxiaoxiangkenqilai。
“xianqushengcheng,zaixiangbanfahuixiandai……”tazaixinliananpansuanzhe,baofulihaizhuangzheyuanzhudeshenfenzhengminghesiqianyibaiwushikuaiqianjukuan,qizhongsanqianliushiluchenzhousannianlaimeiyueyibaihuilaide,wubaishiyuanzhujialijitadejiazhuang。
zhengdangtapansuanzhezenmehuazheibiqianshi,yipianyinyinglongzhaoxialai。
“沈、玉、娇。”
dichendenanshengxiangbingchazizajinerduo。
tataitou,duishangyishuangruiliruyingdeheimou——junzhuangbiting,jiankuantuizhang,wuguanrudaokebanlingli,maoyanxiadeyanshenlengdenengdongsiren。
laonanrenluchenzhou,yuanzhudejiyili,lianggeyueqiantagangman18zhousui,tamenzaiyuanzhudehujididengjijiehunshi,congcongjianguoyimian。
“lu,lutuanzhang?”taganxiao,shaobingzhadiaoleyidi。
luchenzhoumiyan,junxuenianguodishangdebingzha:“quna?”
“我,我透透气!”
tawanyaojianqitajiaobiandebaofu,limianluchubanjiejiajieshaoxin,haiyouyizhangqushengchengdechepiao,chaobuyuanchudeliangrendianlexiatou,liangrensuijixiaoshizairenqunli。
“想好怎么解释?”
shenyujiaoyanzhuyizhuan,turanwuzhuxinkou:“woxinzangbingfanle!yaoqukandafu!”
“tijianbaogaoxianshinishentijiankang。”
“nei,neiwomilule!”
“midaoheishifanziwodian?”talengxiao,yibalinqitahouyiling,“shenyujiao,nidangwosansui?”
junyongjipucheli,shenyujiaosuozaifujiashi,toumiaoshenpangdenanren——celianruxue,xiaexianbengdesijin,wozhefangxiangpandeshoubeiqingjintuqi。
“kanshenme?”talengbudingkaikou。
“ni,nibichuanwenhaixiong。”taxiaoshengdigu,“womengaozhongjiaodaozhurendoumeiniheren。”
luchenzhoumeitouzhoudegengjin。
zhengshenziliaolideshenyujiao——qingxicunchulemingdeqinkuaiguniang,zuofanyangzhuyangyangxing,gaozhongbiyeyouwenhua,shidangjunsaodehaomiaozi。
keyanqianzheiwei,xiedizhanzheheishiniba,fashaoguazheshaobingxie,xingyanliquanshijiaoxia,huoxiangzhitouyoudexiaolaoshu。
但不可否认的是——
她确实漂亮。
yangguangcongchechuangwaixiexiedizhaojinlai,luozaitacibaidelianshang,jiemaozaiyanxiatouchuyixiaopianyinying,bijianweiweiqiaoqi,chunseyanhong,xiangshitulecengdandandeyanzhi。
tachuanzhesuihuadequeliangchenshan,buliaobusuanxin,danchendetabojingxiuzhang,suoguruoyinruoxian。
heluchenzhoujianguodesuoyouguniangdoubuyiyang。
wengongtuandenvbingmenyingzisashuang,jiashuyuandesaozimenposhinenggan,keshenyujiao……
jiaoqideguofen,queyoupiaoliangdezhayan。
“shenyujiao。”tachensheng,“nizhenshi‘shixiangquanneng’?”
“dang、dangran!”shixiangquanneng?yuanzhuyaobuyaozheimelihai?hairangburangrenhuole?taxinxudizhuaiyijiao,jieguo‘cila’chediaoleyilikouzi。
空气凝固。
luchenzhoumuguangsuizhekouzidieluozaitajiaoxia,banshang,caixiayoumen:“xing,neijiushimuyidai。”
jipucheshiruyingqushi,shenyujiaozhenghunhunyushui,turanyigejicha,tachadianzhuangshangqiandangfengboli。
“下车。”
yanqianshijipaihongzhuanpingfang,xunlianchangshangchentufeiyang。jigeguangbangzideshibingzhengzainidilipufuqianjin,kandaotashiqishuashuatingxiadongzuo。
“quantidouyou——lizheng!”
suizhekouling,yiliushibingzhandebizhi,shenyujiaobeikandehunshenbuzizai,wangluchenzhoushenhouduoleduo。
“baogaotuanzhang!”yigexiaozhanshibiexiao,“zheiweishi,saozi?”
“ng。”luchenzhoufenfu,“chuishibanjinwanzuofan,rangtaqubangmang。"
沈玉娇:“……?”
shifenzhonghou,chuishibanlireqizhengteng。
“saozi,ninqiecaihaishishaohuo?”zhaodaniuhanhoudiwen,yanjingquerenbuzhuwangtalianshangpiao。
zheixinsaozi……yetaihaokanleba?
pifubaidexianggangjichulaideyangnai,yanjingshuiwangwangde,zuichunhongrunrunde,lianzhoumeideyangzidourangrenyibukaiyan。
shenyujiaomeizhuyitademuguang,zhidingzheanbanshangdedadongguahecaidao,yanleyankoushui:“wo...woshaohuoba。”
zhaodaniuganjindiantou:“haolei!wojiaoni——”
“buyong!”tabaishou,2025niandeta,keshicanjiaguohenduocixialingying,“wohui!”
——才怪。
半小时后——
“着火啦!!!”
nongyangungunzhong,shenyujiaohuitoutuliandipaochulai,kejibianlianshangzhanlecaomuhui,neishuangxingyanyijiuliangdejingren,xiangshimengchendezhenzhu,fanergengrangrennuobukaishixian。
luchenzhouheizhelianlinqishuitongpoguoqu,huomiele,zaotaiyetale。
全场寂静。
shenyujiaosuozhebozi:“……woshuoshichaihuozijitiaochulaide,nixinma?”
luchenzhoutaiyangxuetututiao:“shenyujiao,ziliaoshangxieni‘chuyijingzhan’。”
“neige……”tayanshenpiaohu,“keneng,chuyijingzhanbu,bubaohanshaohuo?”
xiyangxia,xinjinsuijunjunsaoshenyujiaozhanzaifeixuqian,yukuwulei,zheishitachuanyuelaidediyitian。