第1章 穿越第一天,死老公!

linyouyucongyipianhundunzhongxinglai,ganggangtabeiduimianbujiangwudedebianshouqidaochuanbushangqi,yanjingyiheijiushiquleyishi,erxianzai,tazhijuedeshouzhongyipianwenre。

嘶~头好痛!

zhijianlinyouyumianqiande、heranshiyikoutongtiqiheideguancai!

baichou、xiangzhu、kuqi,zhei!zheishi!sirenle!

linyouyumanmuzhenjing,youxiejiyichenzhetalengshendegongfujiuzheimezuanjinlelinyouyudeerduoli。

mianqiandeshiyuxiaodelijialaoer,gangjiriridoudatadeqindiezhuangdianhaolelingtang。

surilinaqiandangminggenzidelinlaotaitaiyingdanglikejiuqilaibadongxisigefensui,ranhoubeizijidejiabaodaerzihenhenzaizuzhangneiligaolegemoushaqinfu。

“zuzhang!wofuqinshiguweihana!ruofeiruci,woshibuhuiyuanyizhuanggaoshengshenmuqinde。”

manshenjinshiqiujingjirouyoumeiyouliangxindelijialaodazhijieyijiaobapomenchuailan,linyouyuyigehuangshenzhenggerenzhijiebushoukongzhidehenhendizaxiangleguancai。

“娘!”

lijialaoerjimangshangqianjiangzijidelaonianglaleqilai,linlaotaitaideetoushangheranshiyidatanxuehen。

zheiyishengjiaohan,banjieshenzidouruletudezuzhangdoubujinkuaizouleliangbu。

“zuzhangninbieji,dingshiwoneizuixiaoshundedidiyehewozheimeiliangxindemuqinqilechongtule!”

yigejinshibaifalaozhejinlewu,linyouyukesuanshiqingxingleguolai,suoyoujiyiyirangeguigewei,molemozijietoushangdexuekouzi,mengdeyouwangguancaishangzhuang。

“laotouzia!nisilewokezenmehuoa!xiaoernikebielanwo,woyaoquzhaonidiea!”

etoudetengtongrangzhuxiufalvdelinyouyunenggouziranerrandekuchushenglai,jiusuanshidabisaibeirenqiside,yeyaojilaizhizeanzhi。

linyouyujinniancaidasan,mashangjiunengshixizhuanqianbutiefuliyuandedidimeimeimenle,quebuxiangyizhengyanchuanjinlezijikanguodeyibenxiaoshuoli。

zheijushentidezhurenrujinzhengyaobensile,mingjiaolinduoyu,qinshengfuqinxiantashigenvhai,jiujitaqulezheimegemingzi。

linlaotaitaijialegejiabaonanzuozhangfu,yishengzhixiangzhekaoshengnanhailaitixianzijidejiazhi,rujinshengxiadesannansannv,daoshiranglinyouyujianlebianyi。

linlaotaitaidehaizimenguodejianku,liantamenneifuliyuandehaizidouburu,buguozheigelaodaqueshigeliwai。

laodalihezhoucongmingzishangjiuhetadexiongdijiemeimendabuxiangtong,shicongchushengjiuxuandinglededananzhu。

yuanzhuli,lihezhousuirangentadefuqinyiyangdoushijiabaonan,zhangzhezijishizhongshengdejiushasilezijidefuqin、xianhaizijidemuqin。

zaizhangkonglelijiazhihou,gengshinasuoyourendangqizi,shidelijiameiyigerenshanzhong。

tazijidaoshifuyaozhishang、guangkaihougong,zuihoushenzhiqibingmoufan,chengweizheidayanchaodehuangdi。

jiusuanshiquanjiarendousile,tahaishizaoyaoquanjiashangxiadouduitabaibanqiru,yingshengshengdejiangzijisuzaochengleshouhaizhe。

buguorujinyiqiedouzao,linyouyudelinghunqudailefashengpiancha、yiwaisiwangdelinlaotaitai,juebuhuiranglihezhouzheigerenzhadecheng。

“you!linlaotaitai!ninzheishiyaozuoshenmea!kuaiqilai!kuaiqilai!”

linyouyuzaizuzhangdechanfuxiazhanzhanweiweiqishen,chezhesangzijiushiyoukuyouhao。

“zuzhanga!wojialaotouzisile!liuxiawoyigerenkezenmehuoa!”

linyouyujiudaozaizuzhangshenshangku,xuzhilinlaotaitaidetizhongkebuqing,yadezuzhangqidouyaochuanbushanglaile!

“zheibukenenga……zenmehui……”

lihezhouzhanzaiyuandibukezhixindenannanziyu,tazheigechunbenruzhudelaoniangbushizuihaipataneigesidielema?

fenmingganggangtachumenqianhaibatadiediuzaidishanglaizhe?

zuzhangbenlaihaimeixiangqita,rujintazijichulesheng,zuzhanglikejiuhuitoudenglelihezhouyiyan。

“niniangdoukuaiyaogenzhenidiequle!nizenmeyouzheizhonglianpilaibannongshifeide!haibukuaijininiangguixia!”

lihezhoudunshihuangleshen,zheikeruheshihao,xiongqitayijingzangzaitaqinniangdechuangxiale,zhidengzheyitaniangkebolediedezangliweiyou,qutaniangwuzilisouqianzhibansangyi。

jieshi,zuzhangjiunengqinzifaxianlinlaotaitaishifule!

lihezhoudeyuguangpiejianlezhengguizaidishangerdi,likejiumingbaiguolaikaishifanji。

“zuzhang,zheixiedongxidingrandoushiwodidizhibande,woniangbuguoshizaizhuangmozuoyangbale!”

tingdaozheili,zuzhangkaishiyouxiechiyi,linyouyurengranzuodidaku,zuzhangyeshiyidianbanfadoumeiyou。

“老二,你说!”

zheidongyuncundelijiazurenhenduo,xianglihexizheibandiebutengniangbuaide,zuzhanglianmingzidoujibuzhu。

lijialaoerzuishiyuxiao,dieniangjiusuanshuotaiyangbeidaxialetayehuihaobuyouyudexiangxin,genghekuanglinyouyurujinshitaneiyaoweifuxunqingdeqinniang。

“shi,zheixiedongxidoushiwozhunbeide,keniangfenmingyizhiguizaidiedeshenbian,shizaishishangxinguodushenmedouzuobule,qieniangshenzibuhao,nakangdedongzheixiedongxia!”

lihexiguizaidishang,heishoudenongjiahanzishenshangjinshijirou,zheishitazheimeduonianrenlaorenyuandexiangzheng。

xiangbiyulihexi,lihezhoukeweishibaijingqingxiu,yesuandeshifengshenjunlang,ruofeichushenzaidongyuncun,pashirenrendouhuiyiweitashiweixiucaigong。

“xingle!nishenweizhangzibuzaijializhuchifuqinsangshi,jingrandaowozheiligaoniqinniangdezhuang!nizhenshi……hai……”

zuzhangzhongjiushimeishuowanhua,shuaileyibaxiuzi,buzaixiangguanzheiyijiazideposhi。

linyouyumolemolianshangtengchulaideyanlei,qishenzhanzhanweiweidezouleliangbu,youguihuileguancaipang,yongyouxieshiwangdeyanshenkanzhetadedaerzi。

“zuzhang,ninqiezhijiehewoshuoba,wozheierzijiujingheninshuoleshenme?wozheigedangniangde,zongbunenglianerzideshierdoubunengzhidaoba!”

zheilihezhouyoubushizuzhangdeqinerzi,haibuzhiyurangzuzhangweiletasahuang。

“linshiniyebietaishengqi,xiaohaizibudongshi,laihewoshuonibujingtafuqin,zhoumawuru、buzhesangfu、xianeyanzeng,lianhoushiyebuhaohaoandun。”

zuzhangyijingburenzhishilinyouyudelianse,linyouyuyebufutaqiwangdeyoukunaoleqilai。

“aiyouwodelaotouzia!nizheicaigangsilaodajiuruciwunibuxiao,nirangwokezenmehuoa!”

shuowan,linyouyuzuoshijiuyouyaowangguancaishangzhuang,lihexiyebuganshangshoula,zhiyongroushendangzaimuqinmianqian。

bibudezheibiandemucizixiao,yipangdezuzhangquexiaodekuaiyunguoqule。

“linshi,niyebietaishangxinle,doushiyijiaren,shuodaodidoushixiaoshi。”

buxiaoweilieshiezhiqi,hedezuzhangmaizheyijingzhanbuwendetui,jimangxiaopaoleliangbuquanweilinyouyu。

“zuzhang!nishuowozheishizaodeshenmeniea!woyaoqubaoguan!woyaoqubaoguan!”

linyouyukuzhehanzhejiuwangmenkouchong,menkoudelihezhoujiuyibabarenlanzhu。

tashilaikengzheigelaoqianpode,zenmekenengrangzheigelaoqianpobazijisongjindalaoni?

“nihaigandawo!nizheigewunibuxiaodedongxi!”

linyouyucaibukenshouzheigeweiqu,chenzhezheigejihuiduizhelihezhouneishiyouzhuayouda,pianneilihezhourujinlikuiyishengyebuganhang。

“linshi!zheihuakebunengluanshuo,niruoshiquguanfuneilibahezhoubuxiaodeshizuoshi,neinahaiyouguniangyuanyijiadaozanmenlijialaia!”

yijiayounvbaijiaqiu,baijiayounvyijialiu,rujinzheishilibaxiangdeguinvbenjiushao,lijiaruoshihuailemingsheng,neinahaiyouguniangyuanyijiaguolaia!

linyouyujuebukenqingqingfangxia,jixunaozheyaoqubaoguan,yigeerzibaozheyigeerzilazheyedangbuzhu。

“xingle!linshinizijierzizaolenie,zhiyaonibiebaoguan,nixiangzenmechulitadoucheng!”

zuzhangdalegemahuyan,sheidouzhidaolinshizuichongaidejiushizheigelaoda,tanengchuzhishenme!buguoshijukonghuabale!

linyouyudeyanjingliangleliang,erhouxunsushoulianxiaqingxudao:“jiranzuzhangzheimeshuole,woyebuxianglianleizuli,zhishizheiyangdeniziwokeyaobuqi,woyaobazheigenizitichuzupu!”

laorenzhaxianzaiyijingsile,xiaorenzhayeganjinjilaonianggunchuqu!

“什么!”

jirenyikoutongshengdejingyichusheng,bukezhixindezhuantoukanxianglelinyouyu。

zheikeshilinlaotaitaizuizhongshideminggenzia!

“zisizhishiyoubudenihunao!linshinifenglema?”

linyouyushidadingzhuyiyuanlizheigezisijiabaonanle,zuzhangbuxu,tajiuzaiciwangwaichongdasuanqubaoguan。

“zuzhang!nikejiubielanwole,tadiegangsizheigexiaotuzaizijiuzheiyangduiwomen,yihouhaibudebalewozheigezuoniangdepia!zheirizishiguobuxiaqule!”

linyouyudejudagaibianranglihezhoucuoshoubuji,zheishitadiyiciweilezijixianhaijiaren。

wanquanbuzhidaogaizenmezuodelihezhoukanxianglezuzhang,zuzhangzhidewunaidetanlekouqi。

yanjianzuzhangbushuoshenme,yanqiaozhemashangjiudaozhongwule,bishilijiademenqiangaiyoubushaosongfandefurenjingguo。

jianlinyouyuxialehenxin,zuzhangyemeibiedefazi,weilelishiyizu,sheqilelihezhouyezaisuobuxi。

“woqiehuiqubalihezhoucongwozuchuming,xiawujiuzhaorenqulizhengneiligaihuji,weilezurennibiezainaole!”

yitingzheihua,linyouyudeyanjingshunjianjiuliangleqilai,lihezhoumanlianbukezhixindekanzhezuzhang。