第2章 升级做婆婆了

“taierhengzhe,meifashunchan。”

“你……哎……”

tingdaoxiacaihuaxunwenzijishibushiyaosile,jingunianpaokaifenzadesixu,qinzishangqianweitajianchayifan,meitoujinsuodao。

taierhengweishuyuyichangtaiweizhongdeyizhong,shizhitaitouzaishentidezuoyouliangcebuzaishentigupennei,xiacaihuadepengutaizhai,genbenbukenengshunchanshengyu。

jingunianmuguangdula,meitoushanglongzheyigudandandeyoulv。

ruguoyoushoushugongju,huoxukeweitajinxingbaofushengchan。keqiaofunanweiwumizhichui。

zaidouhuangsedeguangxianlongzhaoxia,jinguniandelianpangxiangshidushangyicengshenshengdeguanghuan。

夏彩花怔住了。

popocongweiruciwenroudaiziji。

yedui,tazheigeaishouaijiaoderenzhongyuyaosile,ruwenjiamuzisuoyuan。congci,baliuyanranguangmingzhengdafuqilaizuozhengqile。

tagankudezuichuncheqiyidaohuxian,shengyinkongdongjuewang:“niang,duibuqi,erxiwuneng,bunengweiwenjiachuanzongjiedai。”

jinguniantingdaozheiqiliangdehua,zhangtanyisheng。tudi,tayanjingyiliang。

hehe,xinghaotazhongshengle,fouzeyizhaoyuanshendexingzi,shuobudinghaidebudaoliangju,lengyanlengyuyifan。

造孽。

“caihua,wokeyijiuni。”jinguniandingzheta,danshengdao,“danshi,yiqiedetingwode。”

xiacaihuacuoe,tudiyangqitou,sisidingzheyanqianzhiren。

nandaorenzhijiangsi,chuxianhuantingle,popojingranshuoyaojiuta?

bu,zenmekeneng,tababudezijizaosizaochaoshengcaihao。

zhijianjinguniancongbeihoutaochuyigenyuanxingde,youzhezhangzhangzhenguandedongxi,haimeidengxiacaihuafanyingguolai,jiuduitaduzifangxiangzhaqu。

“啊!!”

xiacaihuayiweijinguniandengbujitayanqijiuyaoxiasishou,canjiaoyisheng,zuzhoudao:“jinshi,nihaohendexin!nimenyijiaquanbushiren,wohennimen!”

“wosile,zuoguiyebufangguonimen!”

tadekushengranshangtaotiandenuyi,huaposhangkong,jingdesizhoudelinjudouxingle,gegeewantanxi,quewukenaihe。

文家大媳妇太惨了。

jingunianzheigeepopotaihuaile!

wenzhidedaizheliuyanranchongjinfangjian,jinghezhixiayoutuilechulai,gezhefangmendashenghandao:“niang,daodizenmele?”niangqinsuiranbudaijianxiacaihua,danyebubijizhebarennongrena。

“xiacaihuanizheigejianfu,ganmawoniang,zhangnengnaileshiba!”

wenzhidezuilimazhe,xinlixiangdequeshitanengbaituoxiacaihuazheigechouponiang,xinlimeide。

liuyanranzaipangwanxidao:“jiejieyeshikelianzhiren…”

“nimenbizui,jiwogun!”

zheishi,congfanglichuanlaijinguniandechihesheng,yanelengdan。

liuyanranmangjiangwenzhideladaoyibian,xiaoshengdidi:“xianggong,niangshengqile。”

“guantani,neijianfusilecaihao,yihounijiushizhengqile。”wenzhidexiaoshengdao。

柳嫣然笑而不语。

lianggerengancuiyouhuifangsihunqule。

天色渐亮。

hedanianglingzhexiajiafuqicongconggandaowenjia,jinmenqianhaibuwangquandao:“xiajiade,nimenyebienanguo,hegaishiminga。”cikewenjiajingqiaoqiaode,gujixiacaihuazaosashourenhuanle。

xiadashanchenzhelian,qidebufayiyu。

“wokeliandenvera……”xiadashandeqiziwangfangbeitongyujue,lianrukucaiye,fenfenmadao,“douguaiwenjia,shitamenhaisiwojiacaihua!”

najiaxifuhuaiyunlebushihaoshengshihouzhe,kewenjiadaohao,dongzhedama,bujibaofanchi,ruobushikanzaiweichushidewaisunfenshang,xiajiarenzaofanlianle。

jingunianbushiren,shichirenbutugutoudeemo!

文知德是个狗东西!

hedanianghaixiangquan,xiadashanyijiaochuaikaiwenjiadamen,dahoudao:“caihua,dienianglaile!”

“我可怜的女儿!”

夫妻俩怒气冲天道。

tamenzhibenxiacaihuadefangjian,quefaxianfangmenjinsuo,zenmeqiaodoumeiyoufanying。

xiangdaonvershengqiandebudaoshandai,sihouhaiyaoshoujinxiuru,shitibeisuozailengbingbingdefangjianshi,xiadashanqideetouqingjingengentuchu,zhengyaodongcushi,quekandaowenzhidecongxiaoqiefangjianzouchulai。

xiadashanrenwukeren,chongguoqulianshantasangeerguang,rengbujiehen。

“xiadashan,nigandawo,fanle!”fandaoshiwenzhidebeidamengle,tuchuyikouxuemomadao。

erwangfangkandaotashenhoudeliuyanran,xiangdaozijinveryishiliangming,zheige**nvxubuwenbuwen,haigenxiaoqiezaipangxiaoyaokuaihuo,bieleyikoulaoxue,chongshanglaijiucheliuyanrandetoufa,rangrangzheyaotachangming。

现场乱成一团。

hedanianggubushangquan,sichuzhaobudaojingunian,zhihaopaidaxiacaihuadefangjian,dashenghandao:“jinshi,nizaibuzailimian,ganjinkaimena。”

“guanwenjiaheshi,shixiacaihuawufuxiaozai,youbushiwomenhaisitade。”

wenzhiderengbuzhihuigai,pitousanfadeyangzi,quehenyingqidifanbodao。

xiadashantaiqiquantou,yanlitiaozheliangcuhuomiao,tongchidao:“wenzhide,nizheigenaozhong,zhizhidaoqifunvrende**!”

“heng,xiadashannizaidongwoyixiashishi,”wenzhidetingqixiongtangdao,jianliuyanranbeidadelianqingbizhong,xintongdebuyaobuyaode,youmawangfang,“kuaifangkaiyanran,buran,wogennimenpinle!”jingnatouzhuangxiadashan。

wangfangchuleyikoueqi,jiangliuyanrantuidaozaidi,jianyipangyoukanchaidefutou,erhuabushuo,naguolaijiuyaowangxiacaihuadefangmenkanqu—

zhengzaizheishi,congfangjianlichuanlaiyingerhongliangdetikusheng。

“哇…哇…哇…”

wangfangjingdeshouzhongdefutoudiaoluozaidi,yilianbukezhixin。

suoyourendoutingzhilechaojia,yilianzhenjingdiwangxiangfangjiandefangxiang。

难道—

夏彩花生了!

xiadashanfufuxijierqi,wenzhidegenliuyanranzeshilianseyiyang,youqingyoubaide。

“caihua,shinishenglema?”wangfangdalipaidazhefangmen,kudeyibayanleiyibabitide。

xiacaihuameiyouhuiying,zhiyouyingerdeaoaodajiao。

jiuzaizhongrencaicexiacaihuashibushixiongduojishaoshi。

“gezhi”yishengxiang,fangmendakaile。

jingunianyilianpibeidizouchulai,lenglenghenglesheng:“chaosile。”

“nizheigeefu—”wangfanggandaoyigurexuechongdaolianshang,zhengyaomarenshi,quetingdaowulichuanlairuoruodejiaohuansheng。

“娘,快来……”

jingranshinverxiacaihuadeshengyin。

她还活着。

bujinruci,tahaishunlishengchuhaizi。

yipangdewenpohedaniangzuizhangdedadade,jingdaile。

zheigexiacaihuayetaidamingle。

wangfanggubushanggenjingunianlilun,huangmangchonglejinqu。

“woleile,xianshuiyihui。”jingunianbulihuidajiayiyangyanguang,jingzhiwangzijidefangjianzouqu。

诡异,太诡异了。

niangqinjiulexiacaihuazheige**,taibukesiyile。

wenzhideyongliroulerouyanjing,youbuxiangxin,zhidaozoujinwuli,jianwangfangbaozhehaizilehehede,xiacaihuazetangzaichuangshang,liansesuibudahao,quebuxiangjiangsizhiren。

这—

“shigedapangxiaozi,aiyo,laolaodexinfeibaobei—”wangfangchekaibaoguoyingerdebeiziyikan,xiaodezuihebulong,xibuzijindao。

xiacaihuazechaomenkoudefangxiangyaoyaowangqu,weiweiyixiao。

扑通一声。

zhijianliuyanranliangyanyihei,yunleguoqu。