第1章
村东头，烈日炎炎。
anjingdewuhouturanzhachuyichuannumasheng。
“lixiucai，nizaipao，wojiuchuisinigegou！”
nvrenbikongchaotiandizhuizhe，wankoudadequantouluanhui，shenhouyangqileyizhenchentu。
“chuisiwoyebuqunigefeiponiang！woyishideqingmingdoubeinihuile......”
“yebukankanzijishenmedexing，youchouyoupang，haixiangjiaren？”
lixiucaishichulechinaidejinger，diediezhuangzhuangdipaozhe,bianpaobianwujinlexiaobaoguo。
“buchengqin，neinibayinzihaijilaoniang......”
chengshiniangbianhanbianzhui，turanbeirencongshenhoubaozhuleyao。
“娘，咱回家吧！”
shenhoudedaerzilidatouzhanghongzhelian，xinyihengguizaidishang,shengshengtuozhulechengshiniang。
“wodezhongshendashilunbudaonimenchashou......”
chengshiniangnuqichongchongdizhuanguoshen，taishoujiushiyibazhang。
啪——
李大头躲都不躲。
yijingbeidaxiguanle，duodehua，niangzhihuidadegengxiong！
buzhidaozenmehuishier，niangzheijiniantebiexihuandushuren。
waizufujiazaicundongtoukailejianyaopu，chaofangzidexianshengyijingbeiniangzhuizouwugele，zheicizhaolegelaoxiucai，shigeguanfu,benyiweinengchenailuoding，meixiangdaozhidianjitadeqian......
lidatoumanyanaiqiudikanzheqinniang。
zheishicongchengshiniangshenhoucuanchusangebandaxiaozi，manshenchentu，yishanlingluan，chuanzhecuqiyikoutongshengdishuo：“niang,womenjiezhulixiucai，tashuojiusuanbatadetuidaduan，yebuquni......”
chengshiniangyikouqimeichuanshanglai，liangyanyifan，jueleguoqu。
......
buzhiguoleduojiu，tabeiyizhenwuwuyanyandekushengjichaoxingle。
bushizhengzaiguonianma，zenmeyoukusheng？
tabushizhengzaibeiqinrenlunfanpidoucuihunma？
hounaoshaochuanlaiyizhenjutong，taxiayishidunangdao：“biecuile，wohainianqing，zhixianggaoqian......”
不对劲！
chengshiniangmengdizhengkaiyanjing，yanqiandejingxiangrangtachadianzaiciyunguoqu。
sigechuanzhepojiuyishandenanzizhengguizaitamianqian，leiyanposuodidingzhetaku。
jiandaotaxingle，sigerenlikexixingdaotachuangqian。
“niang，datouzaiyebulanninle，ninxiangjiasheijiujiashei，qianwanbiesi......”
“niang，ertoubumingbai，lixiucaiyoulaoyouchou，toushanghaiyoushizi，nindaodixihuantashaya......”
“niang，neinandetouqian，santoudaduanletayitiaotui，ninyaoshishengqijiudawoba，biedagegedidimen！”
“niang，sitouliangtianmeichifanle，haoe......”
bushi，zheishizenmeyihuizishi？
chengshiniangnaoguaziwengwengdi，jieshoudaoleyigubushuyuzijidejiyi，tayishidaozijichuanyuele。
chuanchenglesigeerzideniang！
yuanshenyejiaochengshiniang，zhangdemanlianhengrou，qianxienianfujunchuquxuebenshi，yizoushunian，renmendoushuotasile。
chengshiniangdaizhesigeerzi，quefeiyaozhaogedushurenjiale。
renjiabuleyi，tajiusaposhuaheng，congweibiliyoufazhandaoqiangqiangminnan，chenglequancunrenjinjiezhidexiaobing！
zheicibeinanrenpianle，yuanshentuozheyishenfeirouzhuiren，buliaobazijizhuicusile，jiubeitachuanleguolai......
“bushi，bierenchuanyuedoushibiyuexiuhua，weishenmedaowozhei，jiuzhangchenglewogua？”
chengshiniangniezheshenshangdeyouyongquan，yiliandebukezhixin。
banshang，tababeiziwangshanglalela，baliangaizhule。
“kendingshizuomengni，zaishuiyihuier。”
sigeerzijianniangmeimaren，haiwuzhulelian，hedesesefadou。
娘，真的生气了！
niangyinggaimatamenshigou，yaochuitamende。
她没骂......
zheixiaxinglaiyaobeidasile！
“哇......”
buzhiguoleduojiu，tabeiyishengrouruodexiaoyingerdetikushengchaoxingle。
chengshiniangmengdizuoqishen，kandaoyigeshouxuecangbaidenvren，suosezhebozi，huailibaozhegedongxi，kushengjiucongtahuailichuanchulaide。
这是梦醒了？
talaomashigemingyi，zijikailejiayiyuan，yixinxiangrangnvchengmuye。
suiranhoulaitapaoqubaoleshouyizhuanye，kecongxiaomeishaotingyiyuanlihaizidekusheng！
raner，dangkandaoduozaiwuwaitoudeyiersansitou，taturanyishidao。
bushizuomeng，tazhendechuanyuele！
mianqianbaozhehaizidenvren，zhengshiyuanshendedaerxifuxiulian。
kandaochengshiniangxingguolai，taduosuoleyixia，bahuailidehaizisisianzhu，zhanshengaiqiu：
“niang，ninbieshengqi，shinierchaodaonile，wo，wozheijiuburangtakule......”
shuowan，tamuguangzhilezhi，yongshoujinjinwuzhuhaizixiaoxiaodekoubi。
“bukule，zheijiubukule......”
xiaopobeiliyizhenfantengtita，quemeifachuyidianshengyin，hanghangdeyangzi，xiangshimashangjiuyaochuanbuguoqile。
chengshiniangbeiheleyitiao：“niyaobatabiesile！kuaijiwo......”
turanyizhendianliuconghoujiguzuanlechulai，xianghuoshaoyiban，conglidaowaijitadianlegetou！
这，啥意思？
哪来的电啊？
xiulianputongyishengguizaidishang，bahuailidehaizibaodegengjinle，kudao：“niang，nierchushengcaishitian，ninbiebataweigou，woduoganhuo，shaochifan，xiayitaiyidingshenggeerzi......”
chengshiniangfue，gangxiangshuozijibuhuibahaiziweigou，kehaimeizhangzui，neizhuoshaoyangdetongganyoulaile！
zhidehouleyisheng：“kuaidianjiwo，buranwozhendongshoule！”
xiulianhedediezaidishang，banshangdouzheshoubahaizidijilechengshiniang，ranhoupaqishenlai，diediezhuangzhuangdipaolechuqu。
tabunengkanzhehaizisizaizijiyanqian......
chengshiniangjieguobiedeyouxiefazidexiaoyinger，zhangzhexiaozui，quekubuchushengyin，haiburumaozaizida，hunshenbutingdifadou。
chengshiniangmomotadexiaoduzi，biebiede。
batafangzaikangshangliluodibaochenglexiaozongzi，louzaihuaili。
xiaowawasihushiyouleanquangan，zhangzhexiaozui，hangchihangchidicengchengshiniangdegebo。
xiaowawataixuruole，zaibujichide，kongpajiu......
xiulianhaizaiyuezili，tashengxialeguinv，yuanshenliankourezhoudoumeirangtahe，mamalieliedibatadaleyidun。
lixiucaizheijitianfensanleyuanshendejingli，fouzezheinvwazaobeiweilegou！
chengshiniangzhen**xiangchuisiyuanshen。
dangwuzhiji，xianjiuxiaonvwa！
“那啥，有人吗！”
“niang！”“niang！”“wozai！”“niang！”
sigeerzipomenerru，conggaodaodihulalazhanleyipai，houmiangenzhemanlianleihenbeiqianglahuilaidexiulian。
“jialiyoumeiyouchide？”tawen。
“youdeyoude，wojiniangliulehenchoudeyecaihuhu......”xiulianqiangxianshuodao，teyibahenchoujiazhonglexie。
pomuzaoshangchumendeshihoushuo，tazaizuoyecaihuhu，jiubanierzhulechi。
ke，jializhenyilimiyemeiyouleya！
“ta......dechi......”chengshiniangzhilezhihuailidexiaoyinger。
haimeishuowan，tongganyoucengdiyixiazuanbianlesizhibaihai！
她懂了。
shiyaoweichierenderenshe，burangtasuibianshuohaohuaganhaoshiera！
wugerenputongyisheng，qiqiguizaitamianqian。
“niang，ninbunengchitaa，zheishininqinsunnv！”lidatoushuozhezhanqishen，jiuyaoqiangtahuailidehaizi。
chengshiniangmengle，sheishuotayaochihaizile，tarangtamenzhaochidejihaizi！
haimeilaidejijieshi，jiutinglidatoujieleyiju。
“chiqinsunnvyaobeichuojilianggude，wozheijiunadaoyewaimaile！”
？？？
chengshiniangshigebaozaopiqi，tingyanqiandenanrenzheimeshuo，xiangdoumeixiang，shenjiaojiuchuaidaotaduzishang。
faxianzheihuineitongganmeichuxian，tamingbailetaolu，yushifangxindadanpokoudama。
“niganmaileta，wojiuchuisini！”
ziyouniandaihuoxiguanle，zuishoubuleyuzhongyuxiao！
zheikeshiqinguinva，weileedulaoniangyijuhua，lianzhengyebuzheng，dangzhehaizimademianjiuyaomai？
lidatoutengdewuzheduzi，houtuijibu，yilianjingkongdikanzheqinniang。
zheishifeiyaochinierbukele！