【duang~duang~daung~danaojicunchuyikaiqi】
【huairenzuizhonghuiyouyingdedebaoying，zhidaodajiahenji，danshiqingxianbiejiha！juqinghuimanmanzhankai】
tangningshibeiyizhenkushengchaoxingde，
“wawawa～mua～ma~”
haimeixiangtongweishenmezijidefangjianhuiyouhaizideshengyin，shouyijingxiayishidejiangyifuyixian，suihouyoushenmeruanhuhudedongxikaoleguolai。
tangningdixiatou，zhenjingdekanzheyanqian**nendexiaotuanzi。
这个小东西是什么？
tangningyouxiemeng，tazaishiyanshidaileyigexingqile，gangyanjiuchubujieshi，buyundong，hainengkuaisushoushendejianfeiyaofang，tazhengdasuanjiangzheigeyaotuiguangchuqu。
ke，xianzaishishenmeqingkuang？
tayinggaituikaiyanqiandenaituanzi，dandangshouchupengdaoruanruandexiaooubeishi，tabuzijuedenielenie。
suihou，yigubushuyuzijidejiyichuxianzaitadenaohai。
yuanlaitachuanshule，chuandaoyiben《qianfuchuchuhuqingmei，zhongshenghoulihuntajifengle》dexiaoshuozhong。
没错，她不是女主。
ershibeinanzhuchuchuhuzhedexiaoqingmei。
nvzhujiaofangyirou，shixiangyangcunxiangyangerdui，duizhangdenver。
nanzhujiaoshenhuaiqing，shilaicunlixiaxiangdezhiqing。
tazhangdehao，xuewenhao，zaisuoyounanzhiqingzhongzuichuse。
fangyirouyiyanjiuxiangzhongleta，bingqieguyiluoshuirangshenhuaiqingjiuleziji。
zuihou，poyufangjiazaixiangyangcundediwei，shenhuaiqingbuqingbuyuandequleta。
erfangyiroujiajishenhuaiqingzhihoucaizhidao，yuanlaitaxinzhongzaoyiyoulebieren。
shiyiqixiaxiangdenvzhiqing，jiaotangning。
errencongxiaorenshi，yiqishangxue，yiqixiaxiang。
shenzhishenhuaiqingshuoguo，denghuilechengtajiuyaoqutangning。
suoyi，zaikandaoshenhuaiqingqulebierenhou，tangningyiqizhixia，jiajilehuixiangyangcuntanqindedalingnanqingnian，xiejialaoerxieyan。
xieyanshigedangbingde，shulimiaoshubingbuduo，yinweitazaihetangningjiehunhoumeiduojiujiuhuilebudui。
zaiyoutaxiaoxideshihou，shibuduilairendaoxiejia，shuoxieyanzaiyicirenwuzhongxisheng，bingsonglailefuxujin。
bishi，shenhuaiqingyijingdaizhefangyirouhuidaoleshengcheng，bingqiezhongxincanjialegaokao，kaoshangledangdiyoumingdedaxue。
xieyansihoumeiduojiu，tangningzaixiejiayedaibuxiaqu，huidaochenglitoubenshenhuaiqing。
congci，sangerendejiugekaishi。
fangyiroushengbingdeshihou，shenhuaiqingzaipeizhetangning…
fangyiroushenghaizideshihou，shenhuaiqingzaipeizhetangning…
fangyirouerzishangxuedeminge，shenhuaiqingrangjiletangningnver…
fangyirouzaijiachikangyancaideshihou，shenhuaiqingbayibandejintiedoujiletangning…
fangyiroudegongzuo，shenhuaiqingyetoutoudezhuanjiletangning…
fangyirouzhaoguhezuijiudeshenhuaiqingdeshihou，tingjiantazuilihanzhedequanshitangningdemingzi…
zuihou，taqidedeleruxianai，zhihuodaosishisui。
sihou，fangyirouzhongshengle，zhongshenghuidaolejiajishenhuaiqingdediernian。
tangningshengwanhaizihoushentiyizhibuhao，shenhuaiqingzhidaole，jingchangbazijidejidanshengxia，toutouchuaizhedaidaoxuexiaoqu。
ranhou，tangningtiantiandaizheyisuiduodehaiziquxuexiaozhaota。
weici，fangyiroulaixiejiadanaoyichang，haibeishenhuaiqingtuileyiba，zheiyituibuyaojin，zhijiebatatuiliuchanle。
shenhuaiqingzheicaizhidaotahuaiyunle。
congneikaishi，taduifangyiroumanshikuijiu，keshifangyirouqueliyongzheifenkuijiushijingzhetengshenhuaiqing，jiangtayuetuiyueyuan。
zhongshenghou，fangyiroujuedingbuhetanaole，jiranbuai，neijiulihunba。
lihunhou，tazaishidaidelangchaolichuangchuleyifenzijidetiandi。
kanzheyuelaiyuemeili，yuelaiyuezixindefangyirou，shenhuaiqinghouhuile。
erqietafaxian，zijiduitangningdeganqinggenbenbushiai，zhishinianshaoshidemengdong，haiyouyifendebudaodeyihaneryi。
yushi，shenhuaiqingkaishilemanmanzhuiqilu。
houlaishenhuaiqingyiranciquzijidegongzuo，qubangzhuchuangyedefangyirou。
dajiejuzhong，tahefangyirouyouzhongxinzaiyiqi，bingqiehaishengleyiduilongfengtai。
ertangningyinweizongshichanzheshenhuaiqing，youshenmeshidouzhaota，bingqiezongzuochuyixieyuanwangfangyiroudeshiqing。
zheixieshidangrandoubeifangyiroudouchaichuanle，tangningmeicidoubeihenhendalian。
shenhuaiqingyefaxiantadezhenmianmu，zaiyebuguantale。
danweiyeyinweitadezuofengwenti，batakaichu。
tangningdemingshenghuailemeirenhuzhele，xiejiarenyouzhaodaota，shuoshipazheiyangyigenvrenbazijiadeguxuedaihuai，jiangxieyiyiqiangzoule。
tamenqianghaizihuiqudangranshiweileqian。
xieyiyizhangxiangsuiletangning，congxiaojiushiyifuhaoxiangmao。
huiqumeijinian，jiubeixiejiarenhuanlegaojiacaili。
tangningzhidaohounaoleyichang，danshixiejiarenjianjuebukenshuochuxieyiyidexialuo。
zuihoutangningshenmedoumeile，zheishihouyourenshuoyaodaizhetaquzhuandaqian，tangningxinyiweizhen，ranhoubeipiandaolenanfangdeyigeheigongchangli。
tajicitaopaotaobudiao，youyinweizhangdehaokan，neilidechangzhang，zhuren，henduonanrendouhuizhaojihuiquqiruta。
tangningshizaishoubulezheizhonganwutianrideshenghuo，zuihouxuanzechinongyaojieshulezijideshengming。
linsiqian，takanjianyizheguangxiandeshenhuaiqing，hefangyirouchuxianzaileheigongchangdesusheli。
“shenge，wozhishixiangjitayigejiaoxun，meixiangdao，，，tazheimecuiruo。”
yuanlai，batangningpianjinheigongchangderenshifangyirouanpaide。
“yirou，zheibuguaini，zheinvrenyiqianzuoguoneimeduoshanghainideshi，zheishitayingde。”
shenhuaiqingkanzhetangzaizangxixisushezhongdetangning，xinzhongmanshiyane。
tayiqianzenmehuixihuanzheiyangyigenvren。
“zanmenhaishizouba，miandezheilizanglenidexie。”
tangningdakoutuzhebaimo，kanjiansushemenbeiguanshang。
xiangdaozheilitangningtanlekouqi，zhenggankaiyuanzhumingyundeshihou，menturanbeirenyonglituikai。
tajimangditou，haihaogangcaihaizizhichilejikoujiuyougundaoyipangshuizhele，zijiyifuyijingbeitaxiayishidezhenglihaole。
talengyandengzhemenkouderen，
“xuhongmei，woshuoguoduoshaobianle，jinlaizhiqianyaoqiaomen！”
tangningyouyuanzhudejiyi，suoyizhidaomenkouzheirenshixiejiadaerxi。
tazhisuoyichuanguolai，hezheigenvrenyetuobuleguanxi。
zuotianyuanzhuturanfagaoshao，yinweihaizihaixiaolibukairen，suoyitajilexuhongmeiyikuaiqian，rangtabangzhemaixieyaohuilai。
xuhongmeizuishangdayingdehao，zhuantoujiubaqiandutunle，ranhoujiangtawulibuzhidaofangduojiuyaojiyuanzhuchile。
yuanzhuwanshangchiwanjiuyunleguoqu，zaixingle，shentiliyijingshitangningdelinghunle。
tangningzhenghuiyizhe，jiuxuhongmeiqingciyisheng：
“niyoudedongxiwodouyou，haixiushenmeya，chenglirenpoguijujiushiduo。”
“nibuparenkan，neiyihoujialinanrenshanggongdeshihou，nibayifudou**ya，daretiandehainengliangkuaixie！”
xuhongmeidengdaleyanjing，zheiyigunzidabuchuyigepidenvren，juranganfanboziji？
“nigexiao**，ganmawo！”
“**骂谁？”
“**骂你！”