穿成辣妈,虐渣全家第1章

炎热的夏天。

zhilezaihouzhongdebolichuangwaishengsilijiedidihou。

baisedevipbingfangli,lengqikaidejidi。yimingzhuangrongposudezhongniannvzizuozaibingchuangpangdeyizishang,dichuizhemeiyan,fangfoshishuizhele。

raneryougenanzideshengyinqueruneiwaimiandezhile,yishengjieyisheng,zaitaerbianbutingdewengweng。

“ma、ma!wogangcaigennishuolebantian,nitingdaomei?"

"......zongzhinineiliangpochewobuxihuan,zhuanglanlezhenghao,nigankuaijiwozaimaiyiliangjinnianmeijiaxinchudepaoche,dengwochuyuanjiuyaokai!"

接着又咽了咽唾沫:

”mawokele,niqubangwomaibeibingmeishi——jiubuxingjiexinkaineijiajiuxing,limianyougepiaoliangniu,shoudachulaidekafeiweidaozuihao。”

“aiyo~wotui、tuiyoutengle,manibangwo**yihuierzaizou!”

“haiyouama,chumenqianzaibangwoxuegepingguo……bushiwoshuoni,zhuoshangneixieshuiguodoufanglebantianle,zenmehaiburengleni,zheizhongbugouxinxiandegoudoubuchi……”

baizhuxiayishihuanglehuangfayundenaodai。

tagangchuanguolai,yanxiazhijuedetoutongyulie、hunshenfaleng。gangzhengkaiyan,jiujianbingchuangshangdenianqingnanrenzhengzhoumeikanta,daizheyilianbuman:

“woshuoma,yaotoushishenmeyisi,nibujuedezheiwuredeyaosima?”

tahuanglehuanggaogaoqiaoqi、damanleshigaodeyoujiao:

“yiqianzaijianijiuguanzhekongdiao,kezheilishiyiyuan、yiyuan!woshigebingren,manihaixiangbuxiangrangwohaole,kuinihaishiyishengni——bing、ren、you、xian,dongbudong……”

yuanzhudejiyicishizhengzaibaizhudenaodailifanjiangdaohai。

haimeidengtachedixiaohuawan,jiubeizheizuoyisheng“ma”youyisheng“ma”,jiaodehuoqizhimao。

“wei,woshuoneitouqinshou,”

baizhurenbuzhuduizheshihaizhongdemoushoutucao:

“touyihuizuorenwu,nijiujiwoanpaizheimegewanyi?”

jiyilidezhi,zheigeliuzheyitoupijianzhangfa,manliandiaoerlangdangdeqingnian,zhengshiyuanzhudexiaoerzijinzhengtai。keshi,meijicuodehua,tashimianweiqinandayingchuanyuexiaoshijiejirendangma。

kemeidayingguoyaojirendanglaomazi!

“suzhubieshengqi,xianzaidexiaohaizidouzheiyang,”

shihaili,yizhinaodaishangdingzheyiquanshengguangdexiaoshoumanliandaimeng。takunaodishenchuzhuazhuanaolenaotoudingdeyiduiroujijiao:

“lingwai,benshouzhongxinziwojieshaoyixia。”

tajiaoaoditingletingxiongfu:

“benshouminghuanqinqin,bingbushiputongdeqinshoue~renjiakeshi“muzeshou”,congyuangujiucunzaiyushideshenshou!”

“woniangmeibawanniancainenghuaiyunyici,meicihuaiyundouxuyaosanqiannian,daoxianzaiyecaishenglewomenxiongmeijiuge……qizhongzhiyoubenshouhewoniangyiyang,youchuanyueshikongdenenglie……”

“balabala”jiexialaimuzeshoujijiguguyidadui。

wufeijiushixuanyaotamenzheizhongshenshoupinxingduomeweida、rujinshuliangyoushiduomexishao,zongzhichaoguorenleibinweibaohudongwudeshuiping。

zuihouzongjieyijuhua,xiwangbaizhunengduitataiduhaodian。

白逐:“……”

huashuonimenshenshouhuadouzheimeduodema?

tasuikoutucaoyijueryi,huanlaidejiushizaitingyibianmuzeshoudejiazuzhi,zhenshihuibudangchu。

xiangtabaizhu——25shijilanxingzuinianqingdeguojiyinghou、zhumingyulequanjuanwang,ruxingyilai0chaping0feiwen,neishilizhibuhunbuyu,lianaidoumeidetanshangyigede。

kejiuzaitabaozhejiangbei,congmguocanjiadianyingjiehuiguodelushang,yijingshezhilequanchengzidongjiashidefeijiyiwaizhuangniao,jihuirenwangjiusuanle,pingshenmehaoburongyibanggeshenshou,chuanyuehouhaiyaozhuanmenjirendangma。

想想就很不爽。

jiusuandangchengyanxiyehenbushuang——bijingtahainianqing,cai32sui,liyan“mama”zheiyijiaosehaichadeyuanni。

xiangdaozhei,baizhubuyouzizhudetaishou,molemoyuanzhuyouxieganzaocucaodelianjia,xinlidebeishangniliuchenghe。waimiandebibiquehaizaijixu:

“ma、manizenmehaishazuozhea,woshuohuanitingdaomei……”

shihaili,muzeshouyezaijixubibi:

“haiyouasuzhu,zanmenchuanxingshijieshoujihunli,tirendangmashizhizesuozai,yihoukebunengzaitiaotikehulee~”

“qishisuzhuyijinghenxingyunle,yinweininshidiyicizuorenwu,zheiweikehurangchushentideshihoumeitirenheyaoqiu,zhenghaojininlianshou……”

“给我闭嘴!”

baizhurenwukeren,dahanyisheng。

bingchuangshangdeqingnianhedehunshenyigejiling,zhengyaotuitadeshouhurantuikong,shenzidunshibianchaochuangxiazaileguoqu。

“aaaa~tengsiwole,“

dishangdeqingnianbaozheshangtuiaihao,yibianrouzhenaodainudengbaizhu:

“manineimedashengganshenme,hewoyitiao!”

“阿嚏!阿嚏~”

baizhuziguzidalejigedapenti——zheiwulilengqikaideshizaitaidile。tacongyuanzhudebaolizhaochushijincalecashou,zheicaibujinbumandiwenneigeqingnian:

“gangcainishuoshenme,womeitingqing。”

青年:“……”

meitingqingnihanneimedasheng?dangjiyanjingyidengjiuyaofazuo,danduishangbaizhulenglideshixian,momingqishijiusonglexiaqu。xinxiaqidao:zenmehuishi?

yiqiantamakecongmeinazheimemoshengdeyanshenkanguota,neijiashi,haoxiangxiayimiaobazhangjiuyaohudaotalianshangyiyang。

dangxiayazhenuqiyouzhongfuyibian:

“worangnifuwoqilai,zaibangwomaibeikafei、**yixiatui,haiyouzheiwulidekongdiao……”

“tingtingting,woxiangqilaile,”

baizhuyitaishou,zuolegestopdeshoushi:

“nishuowulirema。zhenghao,tangdishangliangkuaihuierba!”

qingnianlianseshunjianzhangdetonghong,shouyejinjinwochenglequantou,nushengdao:

“江素琴!”

“nishuodeshirenhuama,rangnizuodianshituisanzuside,nihaishibushiwoqinma?”

baizhuwenyanjingshenyizhen——yaohe,zheimekuaijiuzoudao”qinzijianding“zheigehuanjiele?

她喜欢!

dangxiataiqishoulai,zhaozheqingnianneizhangjunlian,lunyuanlejiushiyigedazuibazi:

“hunzhang,sheiyunxunizhihuqinmadaming,woyiwangjiaonidelimaodoudaonaqule!”

shuowan,”papapapa“,youshijigedaerguazizuoyoukaigong:

“xianzaishuoshuo,wodaodishibushiniqinma!”

“妈?”

qingnianwuzhuxunsuzhongqilaidelian,manyanbuganzhixin:

“ni、nigandawo?!”

“congxiaodaodanidoumeidaguowo,jintianpingshenmedawo……”

baizhulengxiao,shuaileshuaiyinweiyongliyouxiefamadeshou。

”zuocuoshenmele?neiketaiduole……biedebushuo,”

白逐指了指窗外:

“jiuxianzai,waimian34dudedataiyang,goudouzhidaozaiwulilaoshipazhe,niranglaomuqinpaoliangtiaojiejinimaishoumokafei——jinzhengtai,niaidundayuanma?!”

“我……”

qingnianwenyanyouxieshanshan,danbiaoqingmingxianhenbufuqi。tadixiatou,xiaoshengdunangdao::

“neiwobushikema……zaishuo,buguopaogetuieryi,duodadianshi,yiqianyoubushimeimaiguo……”

“yiqianshinianzhenixiao,xianzaima~”

白逐冷道:

“wojidelianggeyueqiannijiuman18zhousuileba?laoniangwozhaogunishirenqing,buzhaogushibenfen,yihoushaojiwodahuxiaojiao!”

shuowanwanxiayao,zaiqingnianshangtuishangmosuoleyifan。

qingnianjianzhuang,lianshangxianchuxiexudeyizhise——heng,haiyiweitamayaoyingqiqilaileni。jieguoshiheyiqianyiyang,zuishanglaotaojiju,huitouhaishilaolaoshishijitamendangniuzuoma……

kezhuanshunjiantalianshangdebiaoqingjiuninggule,suijiwuguantongkudeniuquqilai。

zhiting“kaca”yishengqingxiang,

“啊啊啊啊啊~”

jinzhengtaishunjianbaozhushangtui,zuilifachuleshazhubandehaojiao。