“咔！”
wudaocanrendeshengyinzaicixiangqi，“wuyu，nidemeimeisizainimianqian，keshinikanqilaihaiburutadepengyoushangxin，xiuxi10fenzhong，nizijidiaozhengyixia。”
“……好的”
wuyumomohuidaozijidezuoweishang，shengwukelianditangxia。
yipangdeyuhengxingzailehuodiwen：“ng5cideganjuezenmeyang？”
wuyuxianshichenmo，suihouluchuyisikuxiao，“woyijinghenjiumeibeidaoyanzheiyangshuoguole。”
tazirenweiyanjibucuo，jiusuanmianduixuduolaoxiguyenengbuluoxiafeng，kerujintajingranshujileyigexiaoguniang，haishi5ci！
turan，yuhengshuo：“nizhidaotadejingjirenshisheima？”
wuyuyileng，shuo：“wozenmehuizhidao？”
yuhengcoudaotaerbian，qingshengshuo：“shijianghuai。”
江淮！
wuyuyouxiejingya，“buhuiba？”
yuheng：“shizhende，wozuotianhaikanjiantalaihewudaoshuohua。”
wuyukanleyanzhengzaibuzhuangdeyuqing，meitouweijin。
tachenmoleyihuier，shuo：“tadejingjirenshishei，woyidianyebuguanxin，wozhizaihutanengbunengyanhaoxi。”
duiyutadehuida，yuhenghaobuyiwai。tahuaixindishuo：“keshiningle5ci，wo4ci，binishaoyicie～”
吴羽：“……”
yuqinggangbuwanzhuang，yitaitoujiukanjianwuyuyiliandouzhidikanzheta。
虞卿：“……”
tayinggaimeizuoshenme，ba？
suoyourenlaidaopaishechangdi，wudaoyishenglingxia：“action！”
zhijianwuyuxiangshibeirenchouguangleliqisideshunjianruandaozaidi，kandaozheiyimu，wudaomanyididianlediantou，zheihuijinbule。
yuqingzhengyaoshangqian，toudingdediaodengturanxiyinletadezhuyili……
suoyourendoudengzheyuqing，meixiangdaotajingrandangzhongfaqiledai
“yuqingnizaigaoshenme？”
wudaogangmachukou，jiukanjiantaturanchongguoqu，jiangwuyupudaozaidi。
zhongrenhaimeifanyingguolai，zhitingjianyishengcierde“kaca”sheng，toudingdediaodengyibukezudangdeshitouwangxiazhui！
“哗啦”！
bolisuipiansisanfeijian，jianruidelengjiaozheshechuciyandeguangmang。jinshudizuozazaidishang，fachuchenmendejuxiang。
zhongrenxianshiyileng，dengfanyingguolaihou，jianjiaosheng、qiujiusheng，suoyoushengyintongshixiangqi，suoyourenluanchengyituan。
gangcaitajinwudeshihou，yuqingtingjiandiaodengfachu“kazikazi”deshengxiang，zhaotazhiqiandejingyanlaikan，kendingshiluosishengxiule，tianhuabanchengshoubuzhudiaodengdezhongliang，kendinghuizaxialai。
yaoshichushi，juzukendingyaotinggong，tazheifengongzuoyebaobuzhu。haihaotafanyingjishi，yiqiedouhailaideji。
yuqinggangqishen，jiukanjianwuyuyanleiwangwangdikanzheta。
“wuyujie，nimeishiba？”
wuyubeiyuqingpudaozaidideshihou，zhenggerendoushimengde。zhidaotingdaoyishengjuxiang，tacaiyishidaofashengleshenme。
ruguogangcaibushiyuqing，neitakendinghuibeizachengroubing！
yixiangdaozheishi，wuyujiurenbuzhudaduosuo。
wudaodengrenyedouguolaile，tamenganjinbarenfuqilai。
wudao：“nimenzenmeyang？”
wuyuyaotou，“womeishi，daoshixiaoyuweilebaohuwoshoushangle。”
tayongyuanwangbuleyuqingdangzaitashenqianbaohutademoyang。
yuqingmolemoshoubei，xiaodao：“haihaoxifugouhou，jiushoubeiyouyidiancashang，buaishi。”
tingdaozheihua，wudaosonglekouqi，dantahaishishuo：“buguanzenmeyang，haishiquyiyuankankan，qianwanbieliuxiashenmehouyizheng，feiyongwochu。”
wuyuyeshuo：“shia，haishijianchayibiancaihuifangxin。”
tamentaiduqiangying，yuqingyebuhaojujue，biandachelikaile。
yuqinglikaihou，wudaobawuyuladaoxiuxishi，zaisanxunwen：“niquedingmeishima？”
wuyuwunaidishuo：“wozhendemeishi。ba，nijiufangxinba。”
shide，wudaohewuyushifunv，zheijianshizaiyulequanlizhiyoushaoshurenzhidao，yinweiwuyubuxiangbeirenrenweishiziyuanka。
wudaoxiangshituolisideyixiazidiezuozaiyizishang，tamozhezijidexiongkou，shuo：“haihaonimeishi，yaoburanwozenmeduideqinisiqudemama。”
zhidaoxianzaitadexinhaipengpengzhitiao。
wuyuzuoguoqu，kaozaitadejianshang，anweidao：“wozheibushimeishima？babanijiubiedanxinle。daoshixiaoyu，zheiciduokuileta，zanmendehaohaobaodarenjia。”
wudaodiandiantou，“buyongnishuowoyezhidao，ganghaolaopeineilizhengqueyigenverhao，wotuijiantaqushishi，nengbunengbawozhujiukantazijidele。”
wuyuxianglexiang，juedezheiyangbugou，tajideyougelianaizongyiyaoqingtadanglianaiguanchayuan，tabushihenganxingqu，zhenghaokeyirangyuqingqulululian。
yuqingzhengzaiyiyuanzuojiancha，jiukanjianwudaohewuyufalaidexiaoxi。
“恋爱综艺？”
yuqingzhoulezhoumei，tazhiqianmeikanguozheileijiemu，yushidadianhuajijianghuai，“**，nitingshuoguo《lianaixinhao》zheigejiemuma？”
jianghuaizhengmangzheqiurenbangmangrangyuqingshangyigezongyijiemu，wenyan，tashuo：“zheishiguoneizuihuodeyidanglianaizongyi，nizenmeturanwenqilezheige？”
“meishenme，shiwuyujiejiwofalegexiaoxi，xiangtuijianwocanjia，wenwenwodeyijian。”
shuowan，dianhuaneitouchuanlaijingtiandongdideqiangkesheng。
yuqingshifendanxin，“**，nimeishiba？”
“bieguanwo，canjia，bixucanjia！”jianghuaijidongdishuo。
tazhengchougaizenmerangyuqinglulian，sheizhidaojiuyourendizhentou，“jiujingfashengshenmele，tazenmehuiwuyuanwugudibangni？”
yushengyuqingjiangjintianzaoshangfashengdeyiwaishuoleyibian。
tingwan，jianghuaiyeshiyizhenhoupa，“haihaonifanyingjishi，buranzhenggejuzudouyaowandanle。”
yuqingyoufannanle，“keshi**，womeitanguolianai。”
yuqingbielebiezui，qiannianlaogui，lianqingaideziweidoumeichangguo，shuochuqusheixina。
江淮：“……”
tadaoshitanguo，ketashibeishuaideneige。
“e，meishier，daihuierwojinimaiben《lianaibaodian》，nixuexixuexi？”
《lianaibaodian》？tingshangqujiushenao，yuqingbuyoudeduanzhengletaidu。
tayouxiangqileyijianshi，“duile，gangcaiwudaoyejiwofaxiaoxile，tatuijianwoqupeidaoneilishixi。”
裴导？
jianghuaidengdayanjing，xiaoxinyiyidiwen：“nishuodepeidaogaibuhuishipeidonglindaoyanba？”
“shia，nizenmezhidao？”
zheihuijianghuaishichedibuzhidaogaishuoshenmele。
peidonglin，daoyanjiedetaishanbeidou，tadaoyandejubuzhidaoduoshaorenjipolenaodaidouxiangqu，napazhishiyigexiaojiaose。
yishijian，jianghuaiyouxiehuanghu。
tashibeizijiadeyirendaifeilema？
pangbianderenkantazheigeyangzi，bunaifandishuo：“woketixingnia，jihuinande，guolezheicunjiumeizheidianle。zhiyaoershiwan，niderenjiunengshangjiemu，shuobudingnengyimingjingren。zenmeyang，huasuanba？”
jianghuaihuiguoshenlai，yanlimanshibuxie，“buyongle，zheizhonghaojihuinihaishijibierenba。”
shuowan，tajiutouyebuhuidilikaile。
liuxianeirenmatabuzhihaodai。
shenjiyizhizaidengxiaoxi，kezhidaoxiawuwangshangdoumeiyoubandiandongjing。
“qianshizhongwudeshihoujiugongbulewuyudesixun，nandaoshiwojicuole？”
shenjijuedebunengzaizheiyangdengxiaqule，tagangxiangzhaorendatingxiaoxi，jiukanjianyexinjicongcongdizoujinlai，shuo：“jintiandexiaoxinikanlema？”
shenjishuangyanyiliang，nandaoyijinggongbuwuyudesixunle？
tamangdakaishouji，jiukanjianwuyudaoxiedexiaoxidengshangleresou。
“ganxiexiaoyu，jintianyaobushita，wokenengjiumeimingle，tashigehaoguniang【aixin】【yongbao】@yuqing”
dixiawuyudefensibumingsuoyi，zhidaojuzufaleyizeshengmingcaizhidaoyuanlaishipaishechangdinianjiushixiu，dengdiaoxialaichadianzasiren。
“wuwuwu，ganxiexiaoyujiejiejiuleyumaoyiming【daku】”
“xiaoyushiyumaodeenren，yeshiwodeenren，congjintianqi，sheiyaoshiganzuitayixia，wojiumatazuzongshibadai【fennu】”
dixiabushaowuyudefensiyefenfenfuhe。
kandaozheili，shenjidemeitounengjiasiyizhiwenzi，“zenmehuizheiyang？”
anlishuo，wuyuxianzaiyinggaiyijingsile，zenmehuibeirenjiuxia？
nandaozheigeyuqingyeshizhongshengde？
yexin：“bujinruci，wotingshuozheigeyuqingmashangjiuyaocanjia《lianaixinhao》，zheikeshimuqianguoneizuihuodezongyizhiyi，yinggaishiwuyutuijiandeta。jiexialainidasuanzenmezuo？”
shenjichenmolepianke，shuo：“bajianghuaishitajingjirendexiaoxifachuqu，youzheimegeyouqiankedejingjiren，renmenyebuhuibatawanghaochuxiang。lingwai，rangchenhangyecanjiazheigejiemu。”
《lianaixinhao》dedaoyanmingjiaoquwangqing，xianzaizhishiyigemeishenmezuopindexinrendaoyan。keshenjizhidao，quwangqingshiachengqujiadedunv，erchenhangshitajianglaidezhangfu，tamenjiushitongguozheigejiemurenshide。
qujia，yishishuchuanjia，zuzubeibeibuzhichuleduoshaorencai。ruoshizheiyangderenjianengchengweitadezhuli，jinhouzheiyulequandingshitadetianxia！