第一章 穿成个大魔头

shenherongyijuexinglai,faxianzijipangbianshuizhegewuguanshifenjingzhideguzhuangmeinanzi。

nanzideceyanlingrenjingweitianren,tashengdefengmouxiazhang,bilianggaoting,qizhijuechen,wanruoconghuazhongzouchulaidexianzi。

“jiaozhu,nixingle?”meinanzizuoqishenlai,zhuchunqingqi,fachuqingrouyueerdeshengyin,“neiwofushinigengyiba。”

“……??”

沈赫容一脸懵逼——

shuaigeninawei?weishenmejiaowo“jiaozhu”?

daliangleyixiasizhoudechenshe。

niaoniaodexiangyanzixianglulitengqi,zitanjiashangchenliedeguwanzaiyinyundeyanwuzhongxiandeyufaguiqi,nanmuzhidebaxianzhuoyikediaoyoujingzhidehuawen,yikanbianzhijiazhibufei。qingfengxulai,chuangweidezhangbusuifengyaoye。fangjianlidaochudouyangyizheguxianggusedeqixi。

zheimobushichuanyuedaolegudaidejiezou?

zaiditoudaliangyixiaziji……

bozishangguazhegelongxingyupei,jiuhenxiang,zijikanguodeyipianwuxiawenzhongqianlongjiaojiaozhudebiaozhiwu。

shenherongyezuoqishen,shitanxingdijiaochuyigemingzi:“ayin?”

“qiyinzai。”meinanzigongjingdidadao,“jiaozhuyouhefenfu?”

“……”

shenherongananqialeyibazijidedatui,shengteng。

tanaozilidunshi“hong”deyixia——zheizhenshichuanshule?!

《nanchongnixizhilu》zheishujiangdeneirongshi,zhengpainanzhuaoyunpaizhangmendeshuziqichenzhi,yinanchongqiyindeshenfenqianfudaoleheshenherongmingziyizizhichademojiaojiaozhushenlingrongdeshenbian,tantingdaolexuduoqianlongjiaodezhongyaoqingbao,anzhongsonghuileaoyunpai;zuizhong,qianlongjiaoyincibeituifan,qichenzhihuidaoaoyunpaihouchengleshaozhangmen,hetayoupaishixiongchuruoyiyiqiguoshanglexingfudeshenghuo。

shenherongduichuruoyishimeishenmeganjue,danhaitingxihuanqichenzhizheigejiaose,juedekantanixiganfanmojiaojiaozhudeguochenghenshuang。

jiuyinweitaguomaluhaizaiyongshoujikanzheibenxiaoshuo,suoyibeiyingmianerlaideqiche“peng”deyishengzhuangfeile……

zaicixinglaideshihou,tajiushenzaizheilile。

……maya!suiranzouluwanshoujidequeshigehenbuhaodexiguan,danyebuzhiyuyaozheiyangchengfazijiba!

zuirangxianzaideshenherongmaogusongrandeyidian,jiushishuzhongdafanpaimojiaojiaozhudejieju:

tasile,haishibeilingchichuside。tadepifubeiyidaoyidaodegediao,changmianziranshicanburendu,zuihougelesanqianduodao,xueliuleyidi,tacaizhongyuduanleqi。

suoyi,zheijiushizijiweilaidejiejuma?

……不要啊!!

“jiaozhujinrishiyoushenmexinshima?”qichenzhiwenroudeshengyindaduanleshenherongdesixu,“zheiyangyizhizuozherongyizheliang,haishirangwokuaixiefushinigengyiba?”

“buyonglebuyongle!wodengxiazijilai!”shenherongtiaojianfanshebandilianmangyaotou。

shenherongshigegay,suoyitacaihuikandanmeixiaoshuo。pingshijiushiyigexiaozhiyuan,nanengzaizheizhongmojiaodanmeiwenlishengcuna。erqie……

yigegayranglingyigegaylaifushigengyi,zheixianranhenbutuodang。

kanlaijiexialaizijiyaohaohaoduidaizheigerenle,buyaozaizuosirenunanzhu。

“……?是。”

qichenzhimianluyihuo,danhaishiguaiqiaodidianletou。

ranhou,takaishituozijideqinyi。

“等下!”

shenherongzuzhibuji,jianqichenzhiyijingtuoxiayizhixiuzi,luchutabaixiguangjiedezuobei。

shenherongzhengyaojixuzuzhi,huranmengdifaxianleqichenzhidebeibu,youyidaodaoxingmudexuehen。

……duile,neiyinggaishibianhen。

shenheronghuiyiqilezijiderenshe——yigebaozaocanrendejiaozhu,dongbudongjiudaren。

ranhoutahaihuiyiqiyiduanjingli。

qichenzhiqishiyebingbuxiangzaiyigeshihaonansedenanrenmianqiansuibiantuoyifu,danshitaganglaiqianlongjiaodediyitian,yuanzhushenlingrongjiulelingta,bixuriripeizijiyiqishuijuebingqiefushizijideshenghuoqiju。

“jiaozhu,dangchuyouyanzaixian,wozhishilaijinidanqin!”qichenzhitixingzheyuanzhu,errendangchudeyueding。

zidazainanfengguankanshangleqingguanqichenzhi,shenlingrongjiuxiangjiangtazhanweijiyou。

qichenzhishijishangjiushiweilexiyinshenlingrongdezhuyilicaidaonanfengguanbanzuoqingguan,buguo,taqueyuqinguzong,shuozijizhiyuanzaizheilizhuangouleqianjiuweizijishushen,buyuangensuishenlingronghuiqianlongjiao。

shenlingrongmeiyouguanzheimeduo,dangxiabianxiangzhanyouleqichenzhi,rangtaxinganqingyuandiririweizijiyigerendanqin。

qichenzhibajianjiuwangzijizuoshoudeshouwankanqu。

“niganshenme!”shenlingronglianmangzhizhita。

“ruojiaozhuxianzaijiuzhanyouwo……”qichenzhibubeibukangdizhishizheshenlingrongdeyanjing,“neimezheigeduju,nijiuyongyuandouyingbulele——woyongyuanmeifaxinganqingyuanweinidanqin,yinweiwohuikanxiazijideshuangshou!”

“……!”shenlingrongxiangbudaokansirouruodeqichenzhi,jurannengduizijizheimehen。“hao,nizheirenjiranzheimeyouyisi,neiwobianpeiniwanwanba。zouba,genwohuiqianlongjiao,woyidinghuirangnixinganqingyuanweiwodanqin,genghuimanmanrangnizijipashangwodechuang。”

huidaojiaozhonghou,shenlingronghaishiminglianlidixiwangqichenzhinengshuncongziji,danqichenzhizongshibucong。

shenlingrongjile。“hunzhang!”tingqichenzhijujuegenzijiyiqishuijue,shenlingrongyibazhangpaileguoqu,zaiqichenzhibaixidelianshangliuxialeyituangaogaodehongzhong,“niyiweinishishei!lvcisanfanzhuangchun,zhenyiweizijineimeganjingma?lairen!tuoxiaqujiwoda!dadaotafuweizhi!”

ranhouqichenzhijiubeicubaodituolechuqu,lianggedahanjuqibianzi,henhenwangtaxianxideshenqushangdaqu。

zaibeitongdaleyidunzhihou,qichenzhizhongjiuzhinengwukenaihedidianletou。weilewanchengrenwu,zhinengzanshibeigongquxile。

suoyi,shishenlingrongqiangyingyaoqiutazuogengyizheijianshide。

erxianzai,zijiquebiaoshi,buyongtazuole……zhei……bushioocma?buhuiyinqiconghuiguorendeqichenzhidehuaiyima?

sixuzhici,shenherongzhenshiyigetoulianggeda。

shishishang,zaiyuanshuzhong,tiyijiangshenlingronglingchichusideren,jiushizheiweiwaibiaowanruoxiaomianyangdeaoyunpaiergongziqichenzhi。

tazheiyangchangnianbeishenlingronggezhongnvedai……yenanguaihuixiangyixiexintouzhihenle。

yuanzhuxingqingcanbaobiantai,shihaozhemotaren;buguotaduiqichenzhiyeduoduoshaoshaoyoujifenzhenqing,suoyioueryouhuiduitahenhao,dagaijiushidayigunzijiketangdezhengce。zhikexizheizhinengrangqichenzhijiashenduiyuanzhudeyanebale。

haihaoxianzaideshijiandianyinggaihaishiqichenzhigangdaoqianlongjiaobujiu。danwulunruheyuanzhuyijingzhemoguotale,haiyaozenmewanhuihaogandu??burantajiuyaosidehencanlea。

zaishenherongxiangzheixieluanqibazaoshiqingdeshihou,qichenzhiyijinghuanwanlezijideyifu。qichenzhishenzheyixisujingdebaiyi,xiandexianchenburan,qingxiukeren。guaibudererenxihuan。

“haole,nikeyichuqule。”shenherongxinxiang,zijihaishibuyaodangzhetademiantuoyifuhuanyifule。

“jiaozhu,jinribuyongfushinishuxima?neiayinjiugaotuile。”

huanwanyifuhou,shenherongnaqichuangtoujushangdetongjing,kanlekanzijineizhangjunmeidelian。

这……是他自己?

kanzhetongjinglijingzhiderongyan,shenherongjingyouyisideshishen。zheizhangliansuitanbushangjingyansizuo,danjingzhihaokandewuguanyourudaogongdiaokeyiban,yizuiwanmeidebilichengxianchulai,youqishineishuangtongren,chengchetouliang,yiyishenghui,zhikanshangyiyanbianhuijiaorenchenjinqu。

molemozijirounendechuidankepodelianjia,shenherongbujinyaotou。

laotianzhenshijiletayifuhaopinanga。

ai?budui,xianzaikebushiziliandeshihou,tabushiyaoshuxidema。

fuerkanxiangtongjinglitoufaluanzaozaodeziji,shenherongdangjibengkui。

……wocao,zheigudaifaxing,zijibuhuishua!zaozhidaohaishirangqichenzhilaibangzijishutoule!

“lairen!”shenherongshizhejiaoleyisheng。

“jiaozhuyouhefenfu?”likeyouyigeheiyinanzizoulejinlai。

nanzishencaiqizhang,zhoushensanfazheyigulingrenbukehushidelenglieqixi,tashengdejunyifeifan,meiyujianyingqishizu,kanshangquyuemoershiwuliusuideyangzi。

haha,dangdarenwujiushishuang,suibianyijiaojiuyourenguolai。

buguo……zheiweiyoushishei?

shenherongshangxiadaliangleheiyinanziyifan,jiantayishenshiweidaban,bianshizheshuodao:“aling,nibangwoshutouba。”

“是,教主。”

shenherongsonglekouqi,tayoucaiduiyici——zheigerenguoranshiqianlongjiaodezuohufa,tongshiyeshitadexinfu,yunling。

yunlingsuiranyiyanshangqianyibu,pengqileshenherongroushundezhangfa。

chenyunlingbangtashutouzhiji,shenherongkaishisikaoxiayigewenti:jiexialaishiyaoganshenme?

genjushuzhongdexinxi,tasikaochudejieguoshi,jiexialaitadequzhuchiqianlongjiaodezaohui。

jiurutongchaotingmeitianyouzaochaoyiyang,qianlongjiaoyemeitianyouzaohui,xiamianhuizhanyiqunkenengshangzougezhongshiqingdeqianlongjiaojiaotu。

……wandanle……neimeduorendouzai,luxianzhishuqibushibeizeng!

yaozenmecainengburangrenfaxianzijideshenfenni?