第三章 作为前男友别这么小气

disanzhangzuoweiqiannanyoubiezheimexiaoqi

wodijiaolecizhishenqing,dengshouxubanwanyijingshiyizhouhou。

zheiyizhouluxinranmeilaishangban。

tongshidouzhidaowoliangguanxihao,laiwenwotadexiaoxi,wozhishuobuzhidao。

dangwandajiajiwojianxing,juhuijijiangkaishideshihou,luxinranwanzhesuzedeshoubeigaodiaoruchang。

kanlaitaxianzaishizhuangdoulandezhuangle。

tongshidunshikanxiangwodeyanshendouchongmanletongqinghelianmin,lvedaibishidichouzheduimianderentiwodabaobuping。

「meixiangdaoxinranjingshizheizhongren,yiqianduinineimehao,xianzaipanshanggaozhishuobianjiubianle。」

「ai,zheishishenmeshishidaoya。」

gangshuowan,luxinranjiuyiliangaoaodijidajiajieshao:

「dajiahao,zheishiwonanpengyousuze,zheishiwomendaijidajiadeliwu。」

gangganghaitiwoyifentianyingdetongshizheihuishouleshechipinliwu,turanlimaogongjingdexiangshijianleguojiazhuxiyiyang。

「ninjiushisushijituandesugongzia,wa,meixiangdaowozheibeizihainengjiandaochuanshuozhongdefuerdai......」

wodandandichixiaoyisheng,tuizhelunyiquleweishengjian。

gangyichulaijiubeiluxinranduzaimenkou。

tabayigebaozhuangjingmeidedaizidijiwo,kanwobujieyouzhudongtaochulimiandeshoubiaoxiulizhenhedianchi,lengzhelianshuo:

「suanhe,nishengqiyedezhangwogedu,zheishiwozhidaonishoubiaohuailezhuanmenjinimaidexiushoubiaodegongju,womengetuiyibu?」

wokanzhezheigebaozhuanghe,zheimingminggensuzeganggangdaidewanbiaoshiyigepaiziyigexinghao。

luxinranzheishibasongjibiedenanrenliwudezengpinsongjiwole?

tashijuedewomeijianguoshechipinshenmedoubudongma?

zaiyiqisannian,nandaowomendeganqingjiuzheimelianjiama?

「nirangwotuidaonaliqu?nixiangrangwodangxiaosan?」

「dangxiaosanzenmele,haiweiqunilema?nikansuzeyoushibaochangyoushisongshechipin,nihaimeikanqingchunimenlianggezhijiandechajuma?nizhiyaoliuzaiwoshenbian,xiangyiqianyiyangsuishitingwochaqian,wohuiyangniyibeizide,bijingdengsuzejichengjiachan,wochengweisufuren,woyaoduoshaoqiansuzedouhuimanzuwode。」

wolengxiaoyisheng,buzaikanta:「woxiexienidehaoyi,zhunidechangsuoyuan。」

「nizhenshimingwanbuling,wozheishinianzhenizhiqianweiwozuoshoushufuchubushaocaijinidejihui,nijiranbuyuanyi,neiwoxiwangniyihouhuobuxiaqudeshihoubiekuzhehuilaiqiuwo。」

taehenhendishuowandabuliqu。

wokanzhetadebeiying,nannanchusheng:

「nizenmejiuquedingtahuiqunini?」

dengwohuidaobaojianshi,zhongrenzhengzaicuanduozheluxinranhesuzezuiduizuiweijiu。

bengaishangxindewo,kenengshizuijinbeishangdeduole,turanjiuganjuemamule。

「anhe,zuoweiqiannanyoubiezheimexiaoqiya,nidedafangzhufuxinranzhaodaozheimehaodenanpengyou,weitagaoxinga。」

zhiqianweiwodabaobupingdetongshiyongshouzhoudingzheworangwojitamenjingjiu。

zhongrendoutinglexialaiqiqikanzhewo。

muguangzhongyoutongqing、youbishi、youkanxiaohua。

woqiangrenxiaxinzhongdeqingxu,juqijiubeibukanerren,yiyinerjin:

「wozhunimennengxinxiangshicheng!」

众人大笑着起哄。

suzebuxiedijiangbeizhongdejiudaozaidishang,shengyinbudabuxiao,danzaichangdesuoyourendounengtingjian:

「yigequezidezhufuyoushenmexihande。」

luxinrantingdaozheihuaganmangqukanwodefanying。

kanwowudongyuzhongtaanansongleyikouqi。

jucanjieshuyijingdaolelingchenliangdian。

suoyourendouzoule,jiushengxiawoyigerenzuozailunyishangdengyuting。

waimianbaoyuruzhu,kuangfengdazuo,rangrenhuaiyishibushidaoleshijiemori。

luxinrankanzhewogulinglingdeyangzisiyouburen,danshisuzebunaifandeyihanta,tamashangtouyebuhuidizuoshanglefujialikaile。

meijifenzhong,womianqiantingxiayiliangheisekulinan。

wobeirenchanfuzheshangcheqian,zuihoukanleyiyanzheizuochengshi。

kongpaxiacizailaijiubushizheizhongjingxiangle。

「anhe,wojiushuolezheigenvrenbushigeshancha,nihaiyizaihuzheta......」

「ai,biezaishuole,haizidouyuanyihuijiale,nijiubieluosuole。」

bamazaicheshangxiaoshengzhengzhizhe。

turanwobayouxiaoxinyiyikaikou:

「anhe,wotingshuonididiyezaizheibianwan,nihaimeijianguonididiba,yaobuwowenwen......」

「jianshenmejian,yigesishengziyoushenmehaojiande。」

womameihaoqidizulan,wobabuganzaihangshengle。

wokanzhechuangwai,xinlixiang:

neigedidiwoyijingjianguole。

kongpatajiushiguyichongwoqude。

wodaojiazhihou,jialijiqinglezuihaodeyishengjiwozhitui。

sangeyuedeshijian,wozouluyijingwanquangenzhengchangrenwuyile。

erzheiduanshijian,luxinrandepengyouquanxiuenaibuduan,zuixindeyitiaoshijinzaofade:

【azezhenlihai,yifajizhong,woyaodangmamale!】

wokanzhezheijigezi,diaochutadeyemianzhunbeibatashanchu。

liaotiankuangzhongtaturanfaguolaiyixingzi:

「suanhe,dengmingtiansuzejichengsushijituan,wojiuyaogaosutawohuaiyundeshi,dengwojiaruhaomendeneiyitian,younihouhuide。」

womianwubiaoqingdikanwanzheijigezi,yijiudianleshanchujian。

diertian,jichengyishishang,zhongkeyunji。

bamachuanzhedetidelifuxuanduwanyixilieshixianghou,lundaowochuchangle。

wochuanzheheisexizhuang,huanhuanconghoutaizouchu,yanshenyiyisaoguomianqiandekeren。

「zheijiushisujiadedaerzia,yizhimeijianguotazhenren,meixiangdaozheimeyibiaotangtang。」

「tingshuotazaiguowainalehenduojiang,zijishishuikaidegongsidouyijingshangshileni,tebieyoucaihua。」

「buzhidaojiehunmeiyoua,wobiaojiejiadenver......」

「nibieluanpeiduile,renjiasujiadejichengrenhuisuisuibianbianquyigeputongnvzime。」

大家议论纷纷。

wobiaoqingduanzhuangzizaidizoudaoyuantaishangjieshouzhezhongrendezhushi。

taixiayusuzezhanzaiyiqideluxinrankandaowodeyishunjianlengzhule,yanshenzhongtouchunongnongdeyihuohebuhaodeyugan。

tabukesiyidizhizhewo,shengyinweizhan:

「suanhe,nizenmehuizaizheili?」