“pu——hahahaha——”
“jiazhuhaibianmaguandeneimekuan，zheidushurenjiushihuishuohuahaha。”
“renjiaxiaoguniangshuodeyemeicuo……”
niucheshangdelvchengbenlaijiuwuliao，youtaiyongjilenaoderenshifennanshou，dabufenrendoumeixinqingquguanbieren。
yaodachuangjiadefeiyaozaiyaoyishudemianershangbagua，haibeirenzhengzhuyongzheimehuixiedehuaduilehuilai，shunjiandianranlejigeniuchedefenwei。
waicundeyoumeishenmejiaoqing，buyongguanyaodachuangjiadeliansehaobuhaokan，xiangxiaojiuxiaole。
bencundejigerenyikaishihaigujizhelianmianmeixiaochusheng，tingzhehaiyourenzhongfuyaoyishudehua，haimeiyoujingliguomouyindelangengxilidezhongrenyuezhuomozheihuayueyouyisi，meirenzhuxiaochengleyituan。
yishijian，zhenggeniucheshangdouchongmanlehuankuaideqixi。
yaoyishudangranwusuoweidajiaxiaobuxiao，fanzhengtayougendajiabushu。
beidangchengxiaoliaodehuangzhaodikemeiyoutaneimehaodexintai，dangjijiuzhanghonglelian。
ruguotashigezhinanertuide，zhidaoyaoyishubuhaore，zheihuierbazuibishang，shieryejiusuanguoqule。
pianshengtazheigerenxianglaiaizaicunzilisuiyibaguabierenjiadeshier，bushaorenpataduoshidoubuaizhaoreta，rangtaziyiweizaicunzilihaishihenyoupaimiande。
xianzaibeiyaoyishuyigexiaobeixiluo，hairangrenjiawaicunderendoukanlexiaohua，ruguobubachangzizhaohuilai，tayihouhaizenmezaicunzilihun？
huangzhaoditigaoleshengyin，xiangyaoyaxiadajiadexiaosheng。
“nizheigexiaoyatoupianzimeilihaiburaoren，kanjintianzheishierchuanchuqulesheijiayaonizheiyangdexifu。
woyeshiyipianhaoxin，cunzilisheibushuonimazheigedangpopodeshigechundan，feiyaolacheyigechizaoshibierenjiadenver，daoshihouhanlejigeerzidexin，laoledoumeirenguan。
jiuniyigebuzhiqiandeyatoupianzihaidushu，tawangsuzhenjiushi……”
“啪！”
yaoyishukelandeguanzheta，tingyanqianzheirenganshuoqinmadehuaihua，zhijiejiushiyigezuibazi。
tayanedikanzhehuangzhaodi：“nisuangeshenmedongxi，yepeitiwoma？zuibadoumeishuaganjingjiuchulaiexinren，shuonibapodouweiqubapole，genmiganglidesilaoshuyiyang，chuleexinrennijiumeibiedeaihaole？”
yaoyishuwennengmakutanhua，wunengbaodazhuangyuan，zheishishangjiumeitapadeshier。
huangzhaodizheiyangdegenbenbushitadeduishou，sanyanliangyujiuranghuangzhaodiwanquanwangjilezijigangcaizaishuohua。
niucheshanghaiyouzheimeduoren，huangzhaodinaohailizhiyouyigexiangfa：tabeidale，tajingranbeidale！
yaoyishumadeduonantingtayijingtingbujinqule，zaifanyingguolaizijibeiyaoyishudalezhihou，talimagenfengleyiyangchongshangqianyaozhuayaoyishudelian。
“nigepeiqianhuogandalaoniang，wodasinile！”
niuchebenlaijiuxiao，gangcaijigerenzaihoumianshuohuaganchededayejiujuedechaonao。
huangzhaodigenfengleyiyangturanxiangqian，zhenggechedouyigeliangqiang。
yaoyishuzheibiangangzhizhihuangzhaodi，niuchejiutinglexialai，dayeyinzheliankanxiangtamenliang。
“naoshenmenao，jialinaobutonglaizheierchaojialaile？zheichebuzuodoujiwogunxialaizijizouluqu！”
yaoyishutingzhezheihuakanleyiyanhuangzhaodizhengningdeyangzi，juedetazheiyangqueshishitingyingxiangchezixingzoude。
“wei，shuonini，nihainengbunenglengjingxialaizuochele？”
benzherendaozhuyidejingshen，yaoyishuhaishitixingleyixia。
kexiyixinzhixiangzhezijijingranbeiyaoyishudaledehuangzhaodigenbenlengjingbuxialai，naerhaitingdedaobierenzaishuoshenme。
“nigebuyaoliandepeiqianhuo，wodasini！”
dele，tixingwanbi，zheirenquedingtingbudongrenhuale。
zaizhongmukuikuixia，yaoyishubahuangzhaodidebaonaguolaibaozhuletadetou，erhoujingzhibahuangzhaodizhenggerenrengxialeche。
“砰——”
zhidaohuangzhaodiluodi，qitarendoumeifanyingguolaifashenglesha。
那可是一个大活人！
yaoyishudebiaoqingshizaishitaiqingsongle，huangzhaodiyigedahuorenzaitashoulihaoxiangqingpiaopiaodegenbenmeishenmezhongliang。
dishangdehuangzhaodiyebeishuaimengle，danyaoyishujitatoudianhaole，tayemeishoushang，dangjisixiatoushangdedongxiyouyaochongshanglaima。
yaoyishukanxianggenzhongrenyiqikandailedeganchedaye：“daye，yingxiangninganchederenyijingrengxiaqule，ruguonizaibuzou，tayougaizhuishanglaile，zanmenzouba。”
tabianshuobianpailepaishou，xiangshisuibianpaihuiyiyang。
ganchedayebuyouzizhudeyanleyankoushui，biekanzheiguniangshouruo，keshizhenyouliqi，zheishuangshoukeshizhendegangcairengxiaquleyigedahuorende。
dayejuedezijirebuqizheibiaohandexiaoguniang，limamingzhidizhuanshenzhongxinganche，jiudangzijishenmeyemeikandao。
kelianhuangzhaodigangpaoleyiban，genbenmeimodaoyaoyishudeyingzi，niuchehaipaole。
“ai，dengdeng！wohaimeishangche，dengdeng！”
tayichusheng，dayejiuxiangdaoyaoyishugangcairengrendekongbuchangmian，ganchedesudugengkuaile。
wangrimantengtengdelaoniuche，jinriyingshengshengpaochulediansudu。
beiyaoyishuyishoudalirengrendejuehuohedao，jiexialaizheiyilukezaimeiyoubuzhangyandelaitiaoshierle。
chezishunlidaodazhenshang，guanchalejibainianqiandefengturenqingdeyaoyishuxinqingdahao，haihenreqingdegengangcaiweitabangqiangdejigelincunshenzidaobie。
“woxianzoula，shenzimenzaijian！”
tatiaoxianiuche，huankuaidichaozheqichezhanpaoqu。
jigeshenzimenpoyuyaoyishudewulizhi，yiludoumeiganshuohua，lengbudingtingzheyaoyishudazhaohu，doumeilaidejihuihua。
qingchunyangyidexiaoguniangyangqixiaolianhenyoulimaodeshuozaijian，limajiurangjigeshanglenianjideshenzixinhuanufang。
bijingzheixiaoguniangduibierenkeyidiandoubukeqi，duitamentaiduzheimehaoshuohua，bujiushuomingtamenbibeirengxiachedeneishenmehaoduolema。
“ai，bieshuorenjiazheiguniangbukuishidulegaozhongdekanzhejiugenwojianeiyatoubuyiyang。”
“jiushi，haigenrenchenglirenyiyangshuozaijian，duoyoulimaoa。”
“zhenyouneixieheixindezhaorenxiaoyatoudemafana，woshuonimendoushiyigecunde，gangcaibeirengbandaoshangneinvrenzenme……”
yourenkuayaoyishu，kuazhekuazhejiushuoqigangcailushangdeshier。
jigelincundeshenziweizheyaojiacunderentucaohuangzhaodi，beitamenshuode，genhuangzhaodiyigecunderendoujuedediulian。
tamenbalincunjigeshenzishuodehuashizhendedoutingjinqule，huangzhaodijiushizaiqifuren，huiquyidingyaorangyaodachuanghaohaoguanguanzheigedazuibaponiang！