第四章 外卖

wuxiuhou,zhuoshangduoleyifenzhenglihaodequmumingdanheyibeirehaodetianniunai。

wonaqimingdansaoleyiyan,buguangjiashanglehezuoqu,haibayixianyirenyongzhongdianfuhaobiaozhulechulai。

这才像话么。

woxinqingshaoshaohuiwen,dakaixiaoxichuangkoufalege“querenshoudao”guoqu。

jihutongshi,peishenghaojiuhuilegemaimengdejuanmaogoubiaoqing。

【shijie,nikanniunaixiamiandezhitiao~[keaigougouxingxingyan]】

又作什么妖呢?

wohaoqidinaqiniunai,likekandaoyigehuazaibianlitieshangdedadadexiaolian。pangbianhaiyouyixingxiaozi:【duibuqishijie,woyihougongzuohuixixinde,buyaoshengwodeqilakuku】

我:……

还【哭哭】。

啊,不能笑不能笑。

jiuweidiandianxiaban。daojiahou,nanyouhaimeiyouhuilai。

menbashangguazheyifenshangyouyuredewaimai,shiwozuixihuandexiarenhuntun,beizhushangxiezhe:“qinaidegongzuoxinku。”

woyankuangfanshi,xinzhongyongqiyizhennuanliu。

nanyouzaiyijiachuangyegongsishangban,yujiniandishangshi,zhengshimangdebukekaijiaodeshihou,meixiangdaohainengzheimetiexin。

chifan、muyu,rouruandeshafaganjingdechuang。

chuigantoufawojinmianbei,huangjinshiduandedianshijuyijingbowanyijile。weiliwennuanyuntie,wonaqishouji,qingbuzijindijinanyoudaquyigedianhua。

“wenyu,nijidianhuilai?”

dianhuaneibianluanhonghongde,jiazazhenanyoumanshiqianyideshengyin:“jintiankongpayoudetongxiao,nibiedengle,xianshuiba。”

“hao……”woyouxieshiwang,danhenkuaidaqijingshen,“meishi,nixianmang。menshangdewaimaiwokandaole,nixuandezheijiadianhenhaochi。”wolianshangweihong,yaoyaozuichun,jinzhangdidao:“neige,xiexieni,qin——”

“shenmewaimai?”nanyouturanyihuodiwen,“womeidianwaimaia?nishuodeshinajiadian?”

wodexintiaotingleyipai,jiangxiaodidao:“jiu、jiushinijiwodiandehuntuna,waimaiyuanbataguazaimenbashang……”

nanyouchenmolepianke,shuo:“wozhendemeidian,shibushiwaimaiyuanfangcuodifangle?”

电话中断。

wolikecongchuangshangtiaoqi,lajitonglidebaozhuangdaihaizai,baidiheizidedingdanshang,dizhi、dianhua,tongtongmeiyourenhewenti。beizhulanzhongyongcutizidadaxiezhe:

【亲爱的工作辛苦】

woliansefaqing,weizhongfanqizhenzhensuanyi,chongjinweishengjianoutuqilai。