第4章 猪油渣

zhangzhizhuailezhuaitayedexiuzi,dao:“yeye,zijizhuandeqian,wozijina。”

laowangshilimakaikou:“zheimeduoqianninazhebuanquan,haishiyenaibangninazhe,ang?”

zhangzhichunzhendishuo:“buhuidiu,bushishuohaoleyaozhuanqianjinainaizuochuande?”

laowangshiyigeng,sheinengxiangdaoyilanzicaonenghuanqiana?

zhanglaotouduilaowangshidao:“tazijizhuandejiujitaba。”

laotouzidoufahuale,laowangshiyemeifa,zaiwaitouyaojitaliumianzi,zhinengmolemozhangzhidexiaonaodai,dingzhudao:“yidingyaozanghao,biebeirenpianlequ。”

ranhouyoumomodezailaotouzihouyaoderuanroushangyiqia,tengdezhanglaotouliandouhongleyemeiganjiaochusheng。

zhangzhiguaiguaidiandiantou,xiaozheshuo:“nainai,ninfangxin。”

duoleyixieyiwaideshouru,laowangshijiuxiangzhejijialitianxiedongxi。

zhaodaomaiyandedifang,hualewushiwenmaileyijincuyan。

zheigejiagerangzhangzhirenbuzhuxixu。

tabuzhidaodeshi,zheihaisuanbianyide。

yinweigebixianyouzhiyanfang,guanyanyundaozheilibusuangui,xiangshixibeidiquyanjianengchaodaobashi,shenzhijiushiwenyijinni!

laowangshixianglexiang,jialideyouguanyijingkonglehaoyizhenle,zaimaikuaifeiyidianderou,lianxieyou,youzhayenengjihaizimenxiangxiangzui。

zhongrenzoudaozhuroupuzi,bangdayaoyuandetanzhulinzhecaidao,reqingdetuixiaodao:“jintiandezhurouxinxiandehen,yaodianshenme?”

laowangshizhizhewuhuarouwendao:“zheigeduoshaoqian?”

“ershiwenyijin,yaoduoshao?”

laowangshiheleyitiao,zheiyetaiguile,zhixiangyipangdefeiyou,“zheigeni?”

“二十二文。”

laowangshizhoumei,youzhixiangyipangdeshourou,“zheigeni?”

tanzhuyemeiyoubunaifan,dao:“shiba”

zhangzhiyehenjingya,zheishourouhaibifeiroubianyi。

laowangshianzhongtanlekouqi,yuanlaihaixiangmaidianroude,danshitaiguile,haishixiaciba。

zhangzhizhizheyipangdeyidatuofeiyoudao:“zheiyikuaidouyaole,zaigewujinwuhuarou。”

laowangshidaoxiyikouliangqi,xiangwuzhuzhangzhidezuiyijinglaibujile。

tanzhuyangleyangmei,kanxiangyipangcongshizhizhongdoumeiyoushuoyigezidezhanglaotouyiyan,jiantadianlediantou,caijiguolecheng:“feiyouyigongshisanjin,liushiliuwen,wuhuarouwujin,yibaiwen,gongjiyibailiushiliuwen。”

laowangshixindouzaidixue,yibaiduowenjiuzheimehuawanle,rentongkanzhezhangzhiwangwaitaoqian,yiliandeyumen,youmomodizaizhanglaotoudehouyaoshangningleyixia。

zhanglaotoudexiangfahenjiandan,yuqirangsunnvluanhuale,burumairouchiyijiazideduzilitou。

zhuantouhelaopozijieshi:“yaonongmangle,jihaizimenbubushenti。”

tanzhujianzheiyijiazichuandepopolanlande,jingranyikouqibatanzishangshengyudefeiyoudoumaile,hengancuidejiangshengxiadezhudagudoudabaosongren,shizhendezhudagu,shangmiantideganganjingjing,yidianrouxingdoubujian。

danzheiyeranglaowangshihenjingxile,baidedeya,huiqudunyiguotang,yijiarennenghejitian。

maiwanlerou,laowangshishiyikeyebuyuanyizaixianchengdaile,danxinsunnvbaqianbaiguangle,limachuchengwangjiagan。

zuihouaobuguozhangzhi,yijiarenzuochuanhuiqu。

yirenyiwenqian,zaizhangzhikanlaishibusuanguide,danlaowangshihaishixintengdewuzhuxiongkouzhitanqi,jianzhishizaiwantadexintourou。

zuochuankeyizhijiezaihuchengheshangchuan,shunshuierxia,sudufeichangkuai,buguobangeshichenjiudaojiale。

zhangxinliangxiaoxindejiangzhangzhicongzhukuanglibaochulai,fangdaochuangshangjixushui。

zhangzhishibeilianyoudeweidaoxiangxingde,yichumenjiukandaotaergeshenzheshetouzaitiankongqi,yilianmizuidebiaoqing。

哈,真傻!

太没眼看了!

zhangzhisongdongzhexiaobizi,maizhexiaoduantuibenjinchufang,jiantanaiheniangjigerendouzaichufang,guolizhengzaiaozhuyou。

laowangshijiaozheguolidezhuyou,lianmangdao:“biezaizheiwan,youguntangguntangde,jiandaoshenshangyaoqigedashuipao。”

zhangzhizhanzhebudong,shizaishitaixiangle,tabutingdiyanzhekoushui,genbenjiuyanbuwan。

laowangshijianzhuangxintengdehen,jianaodechabuduole,yongchanzijiangguolijinhuangjinhuangdeyouzhalaochulai,fenchuyiwan,sashangyidianyan,shangxiadianbobanyunle。

zhangzhiyanjingdoubuzhayixiadesuizhetanaidedongzuozhuandongyanzhu。

laowangshinianqiyikuaifangzaizuibianchuilechui,saijinsunnvdezuili。

zhangzhizhangkouchidiao,youcuiyousu,xianxiangxianxiangde,youqishiyouzhalimianshenchulaideyou,xiangdehenbudebashetouyetunxiaqu。

“zenmeyang,haochiba?duanchuquhenigegemenyiqichiba。”

zhangzhiduanzhewan,xingchongchongdepaoquzhaodageergele。

zhangerwayanbabadedingzhewan,koushuishunjianjiuliuchulaidizaizhuozishang,chengegemeimeimeizhuyi,ganjinyongyouzicaganjing。

zhangdawayehenchan,danhaishirenzherangdidimeimeixianchi。

zhangzhijiliangrenfenhaokuaizi,dao:“dageerge,kuaichiba。”

liangrenmaitoujiukaishichi,langtunhuyan,genzhubajiechirencanguoyiyang,yebuzhidaoyoumeiyouchangchuweidaolai?

zhangerwaganjuezhuyouzhahaimeichijiumeile,lenglengdekanzhewandi,dao:“zuihouyikuaile,zhile,nichiba。”

shuowan,molemoduzitanqi,duzilidechanchongdoumaochulaile。

tazhanzaiyuanmenkouqiaoshouyipan,xiwangzhangbeimenzaodianhuilaikaifan,genyikuaiwangdieshiside。

zhangzhikanzhetadeyangzi,wuyuquandao:“erge,nixiehuiba,diedietamenguoyihuicainenghuilai。”

“wozhidao,keshiwozuobudaoa,wodetuiyouzijidexiangfa。”

zhangdawayeyouyangxueyang,zhanzaiyuanmenkouqiaoshouyipan。

zhangzhi:……zuoyoumenshenqiquanle!

nongjiarenxianbuzhu,nanrenmenkangzhechutouqutianliqiaoqiao,zhengshidaoziguanjiangdeguanjianshike,bunengmahu。

chufangli,nvrenmenshoujiaomalidechulizhurou、qiecai、shaohuo,yizhenzhenxiangweicongchufangpiaolai。

daidaoxiyangxixia,dabufenrenjiakaishiyongwanshi,laozhangjiayekaifanle,zhuyouzhachaoyongcai,gutoutangdunluobu,meigancaikourou,haiyoujiaredezongzi,qiaozhebiguonianhaiyaofengshengxie。

zhangzhijialeyikoukourou,feisouxiangjianderoupianbeimeigancaixishouleyouzhi,xiangerbuni,renbuzhuzandao:“a~nainai,nizuodemeigancaikouroutianxiadiyihaochi,womingtianhaixiangchi。”

laowangshibeihongdexiaorongmanmian,“hao,guaisunxiangchinaijiuzuo。”

zhangzhigaoxingjile,baozhelaowangshidegebokuadao:“wonainaishishijieshangzuihaodenainai。”

laowangshixiaochengleyiduojuhua,lianzhejizhangzhijialehaojikuaizicai。

zuihou,zhangzhiyijinghenchengle,danhaishixiangheyiwangutoutangliuliufeng。

鲜!

luoburukoujihua,zaibagutoulimiandegusuixichulai,youzhizhijieshunzheshetouliudaohoulongli,xiangdezhangzhidouyouxiereleiyingkuangle。

duomenande,siniana!chilesinianjianzhican,caichishangyikouxiangyangdefan。