第5章 好生气,当他是什么?

“小嫂嫂请讲。”

“nizhidaozanmenzheicunli,youmeiyounagerenshishengbingde?biruneizhongduanshouduanjiaode,huozhetongdesiquhuolai,cunlihuozhenshangdedafudoumeifazhide?”

chungebuyoudidao:“lizhengjiadedazhugea,tazaichuangshangtongleqibatianle,kanlehaojigedafudoumeikanhao。”

liyujiaoyanqianyiliang:“niyihuiernengbunengdaiwoguoqu?”

“keshiwodexianhuijialiangleyifucainengqu。”

“meiwenti,neiniliangleyifujiulaizhaowohaobuhao?”

春哥答应了。

liyujiaoxiwanyifu,youjinqugenjingqishanshuoleyisheng:“woyihuieryaochuquyitang,niyaoshixiangdajiehexiaojiedehua,zhijielachuangshangjiuxingle,wohuilaizaiqingli。”

jingqishandunshishengqiqilai。

zheijiaoshenmeshi?dangtashishenme?

liyujiaozhidaotashengqile,danyemeiyoubanfa,tadechuquzhengqianle,jializhifendaoliangjinmi,zaibuzhuanqiandajiadoudehexibeifeng。

tazhaokuaipobudianzaitadeshenxia,dao:“wozhuanleqianjiuhuilaijinizhibing。”

tabuxiedidao:“jiupingni?”

tachaotaxiaolexiao:“wodebenshiduozheni,yihounijiuzhidaole,danshizheiduanshijiandeweiquyixiani。”

“niyaozoujiuganjinzou!”

zhenghaochungezaiwaimianhanta:“xiaosaosao,wohaole,nikeyichulailemeiyoua?”

liyujiaohaobuyouyujiuchumenle。

jingqishanzhangerheshangmobuzhetounao。

liyujiaoshangyishihentaoyanchunge,meicichungelaidouyaobataganpao,gengancangyingyiyang,kezheiyishizheiliangrendehaoxiangguanxibucuo。

zuinamendeshi,xianzaidechungehaoxianggengqinta,mingmingtaxianzaitangzaiwuzili,chungequebujinlaikanyiyan。

……

liyujiaogenzhechungewanglizhengjializou。

途中要经过荆家。

qiahaokandaojinglaotaizaimenkoubodouzi,neijinglaotoujianleta,bujinehenhendiwen:“laosanxifu,nibuzaizuwuzhaogulaosan,zaicunlihuangyoushenme?”

liyujiaojiandaojinglaotai,xiangdaotazuotianneixuweidezuilianjiulaiqi,“ninyaoshizhendeguanxinerzi,neiburuxianzaijiuquzhaoguta!”

jinglaotaizhizhemianqiankuanglidedouzi:“woyaobodouzi,nalaideshijian?”

“neinihaixiaranggeshenmejing!”

liyujiaomeilita,zhilazhechungezou。

chungehuitoukanleyiyanjinglaotai,xiangdaozuotianzaicaidilincaideshihou,tingfujindecunminshuojingjiarentaihenxinle,jingbatanhuandexiaoerzigandaozuwule。

suoyitaduizheijinglaotaiyemeiyouhaogan。

jinglaotaijianliyujiaozouyuanle,tabuyoudimaleyiju:“saolangtizi,dingshixiangyaocunligoudananren,haolikaiwojiaqishan!”

mawan,tabianjiangdoulanzifangxia,ranhoujinzaofangnalelianggenzhushudedigua,“neinvrenbuguanqishan,woquguan!”

……

jinglaotaiyilumamalielie,jianrenjiushuoliyujiaobuguantajialaosanle,yaoqucunligoudananren。

dengdaolezuwu,jiandaotangzaichuangshangdejingqishan,tagengshiluoxialeilai:“wozheikumingdeera,nidoutanzaichuangshangle,haimeiyouxifusihou,neikeshizanjiahuadajiaqianquhuilaidea。”

mianduizheiniangqindereqing,jingqishanzhilenglengdikanleyiyan,wen:“nilaiganshenme?”

“era,wotoutoujinidaileliangzhidigua,nichenrechi,biegaosunilianggesaozi!”

“buyongle,ninahuiquba!”

tanhuanzaichuangderenshibuyichidiguayutouzheizhongdongxide,rongyipaixieduo,daoshiliyujiaoneinvrenyouyaomatachideduo,ladeduo。

erqiejingqishanmingmingwendaojinglaotaishenshangyourouxiangwei,taneidouliyinggaichuaizheshaiganderoutiao,danneishiliujitadasunzichide。

“neinijintianzaoshangchiguolemeiyou?”jinglaotouyouwen。

“吃过了!”

“neijiuxing,jirannimeishile,neiwojiuxianzoule,niyoushijiurangrenguolaitongzhiwomen,dieheniangyidinghuiguolaitinishoushineinvrende!”

jingqishanlenglengdixiaolexiao。

guolaiyitang,jiusonglianggehongshu,yebuwenwentashifouxuyaobangmang。

shenzhilianzuoxialaipeitaliaoyihuierdedasuandoumeiyou。

……

liyujiaoyijingdaolizhangjialile。

guoran,haimeijinmenjiutingdaolimianyourenzaitongkuaihao。

liyujiaoganjinlingzhechungeerchenluanhunjinqu。

lizhangjiushicunzhang,dangdidexiangshen,shiyouxieqiancaide,wuzishiqingzhuanwafang,lianfangjiandoujiandejiweikuanchang。

yizhangdachuangshangtangzheyigeershiduosui,wuzhexiaofufangundenanzi,guozhenshitongdesiquhuolai。

yinweitonglehaoduotian,tayankuangtonghong,shengyinsiya,buduandichuidachuangpu。

chuangbianweileyiquanren,youdezaiku,youdezaikanrenao。

yigedafumoyangderenkanleyihuier,yaoyaotou,ranhoubianlinzhezhenxiangzoulechuqu。

wuliderenyelianmanggenzhechuqu。

“dafu,woerdazhuzenmeyanga?”yigewushiduosuidefurenjinzhangdiwen。

dafuyaoleyaotou:“shilina,shikuaitaidale,meifazile,xianzaidouniaoxuele!”

shilin,yejiushixianzaishuodejieshi,daduoshushishenjieshiheniaolujieshi。

“那、那怎么办?”

“zhinengdengshikuaizijipaichulai,ruguopaibuchulai,nei……jiuzhunbeihoushiba。”dafushuowan,lianzhenjindoumeihaoyisiyao,congcongzoule。

lizhangyijiarendunshiliansecangbai,lizhangfurengengshidangjiyunleguoqu!

liyujiaochenmeiyourenzhuyi,lianmangguanchachuangshangdenanzi。

“qingwen,nijutishinageweizhiteng?”liyujiaowen。

tengtongzhongdeshidazhukanleliyujiaoyiyan,burenshi,youshigenianqingnvzi,tagenbenbuxianglita,zhiguaihao。

“nidebingshuobudingwonengzhi,nijutinalitong?kuaigenwoshuoshuo!”liyujiaoyanshenjiandingdidao。

huozheshikandaoliyujiaoneijiandingdeyanshen,shidazhuyihuoleyixia,ranhoujiuzhilezhizuoxiafudeweizhi。

liyujiaoxiayishididao:“yinggaishiniaolujieshidusai,xuyaomashangdongshou……dongshoubashitouquchulai。”

“qu?zen、zenmequ?”

liyujiaowen:“niyaoshixiangxinwo,neinikeyijiwolianggeshichendeshijian,wobaozhengniyijuexinglaijiubuzaitengtong,santianjiukeyixiachuang,bangeyueneixiadiganhuo。”

shidazhuwuzhexiaofu,youqiwulidiwen:“woyaozenmexiangxinni,niyoubushidafu。”

这也是个难题。

liyujiaoyebuzhidaozenmezhengmingziji,tazhihaonayuanzhudeshenshilaishuohuang:“woshijingqishandeqizi,zhiyaoshizanmencunderendouyinggaizhidao,wocengjingshidaxiaojie,buchumendeshihoujiukanyishu,nizheigebingjiaoshilin,shiyinweitineijileileshitou,shitoutaidale,dusailenideniaodao,zheicaidaozhinibianxue、tengtong,ruguozaibuzhiliao,daozhishuniaoguanchengbaole,neijiuyoushengmingweixian,woyoubachengdebawonengzhihaoni!”

liyujiaogangshuowan,biantingdaomenbianchuanlaiyibayansudeshengyin:“nishuodekeshizhenhua?”