第一章穿成女明星
“zhiyaowanchengzheidangzongyi，nigengongsidehetongjiusuanjiechule。”
“koushuowuping，woyaobaiziheilixiaqiyue。”
“keyi，worangfawuzhunbeihetong，buguoquwan，wobumingbainiweishenmeyidingyaojiechuheyue？”
wowuliaodezuozaishafashang，daliangzhelijieshehuadaqidebangongsi：“yinweiwoxianghuijiazhongtian。”
lijiezuijiaochoulechou，suoxingbuzailiwole。
womeibanfaya，zongbunengshuowoyigechuanyueguolaidejianke，dangbuleyanyuanba！
是的，我穿越了！
jiuzaiyigexingqiqian，woyigezuihaodejiankemomingqimiaode，chuanyuedaolesanqiannianhoudeyigenvmingxingshenshang。
haishiyigemingshengchoudaochumenhuibeirendiujidandekoutunvmingxing！
zheishiduiwozuidadewuru！
wocengzaibaiwanjunyinglicishadifangjiangling，bingquanshenertuizuzhileliangguozhijiandezhanzheng。
wocengjinggushenruyicheng，shaleduifangcanbaoburendechengzhu！
我可是最好的刺客！
renheshixiandingzhewochaoguoyifenzhong，wojiuhunshenqijipigeda。
yanyuan，paishexianchangzheimeduoren，zuobulezuobule！
yinweipinpindeshiwu，hairenuledaoyanhezhipianren。
yuanbenxueshangjiashuangdegongzuo，jihudengyushibeixuezangle，haijiangmianlinjueweiyuepeichang。
zheiyeshiwotongyijie《tiaozhan2+1》deyuanyin，yidantiaozhanchenggongjiangjin5000wan！
meiyihuiwojiunadaolelijiedehetong，qingchudexiemingle，zhiyaocanjiale《tiaozhan2+1tian》jieshuhou，jiuhuizhongzhiwohegongsidelaowuhetong。
congciwojiushiyigeziyoushenle！
daoshihouhaileweiyuejin，zaimaigexiaoyuanzi，shushufufudeguowodexiaoriziqu！
lijieyuyanyouzhidekanlewoyiyan：“quwan，zheishi《tiaozhan2+1》deguizehezhuyishixiang，heyueyidanqianxiajiubunenghouhuile。”
wobalijiediguolaideziliaoshouqilai：“xiexielijie，wohuinuliwanchengrenwude。”
wokeshizuihaodecike，zhiyaoburangwozuoyanyuan，woshenmerenwuwanbuchengle？
woxiaosadezoule，gangzoudaodating，jiuganjuedaoleyiguzhuoredeshixianchanraozaiwoshenshang。
焦灼，燥热。
dingdewohunshenqijipigeda。
danshisichuxunzhao，quezenmedouzhaobudaoneigushixiandelaiyuan。
zuihouzhidezuoba，kuaisudepaochuledating，dunshiganjueneidaoshixianxiaoshile。
meixiangdao，jingranhaiyoubiwozheigezuihaodecikehaihuiyinzangderen，zhenshitaikepale！
woyaozaodianhuixiangxiaquzhongtian！
......
zaijiawoleyigexingqi，jiemuzujingranpailezhishengfeijilaijieren。
yilianmengbidezuoshangqu，zhishengfeijizhichongyunxiao，hedewodangshijiuzhuajinleanquandai，doubugushangneineiguruoyouruowubeidingzhedeshixianle。
【weishenme！weishenmejiemuzuyaoqingchoumingzhaozhudequwana！】
【xiaosiwole！zheitulaomaoshimeizuoguozhishengfeijima？】
【loushangdewushanglea！meizuoguozhishengfeijizenmejiuchengtulaomaole！】
【wozhiqiuzheijiebiezuoyaole，biehuile《tiaozhan2+1》！】
【呜呜呜！哥哥！】
dengwozhujianfangsongxialai，caikaishigantan，nenggouzheimezhangshijiandedaizaitianshang。
renleizhenshiyizhongkepadeshengwu！
dangwozouchuzhishengfeiji，kanzhewaimiandeyuanshidasenlin，zhenjingdetongkongjinsuo。
zaiwozhiqianyijingdaolesangerenle，gezizaizijidezhibojianqianhefensizuozhezuihoudegaobie。
chuanzhechongfengyi，daizhekouzhaomianwubiaoqingdayouxide，yinggaijiushiganggangpingjieyibenguzhuangnayingdidexinjin。
jiaojiaoqiaoqiaozaizaigenfensimaimengde，shixinjindeguominguinvxujiaojiao。
“zhendetinghaipade，bijingrenjiashidiyicicanjiazheizhonghuatiaozhanhuodongma！”
“nimenwenwonadaojiangjinzhunbeiganshenme？jixihuanwodefensimailiwuya！”
tingzhexujiaojiaokeaidechensheng，zhibodanmushangyishuidequandoushikuatakeaide。
haiyouyigeshichuandeyishenliangshanshandenianqingaidoushenyuhan，buzhidaohaiyiweitayaoshangwutaibiaoyanni。
yougedaobojuzhexiangjiduizhewo，zheilidexuduoshixian，rangwogandaohunshenbuzizai。
womiaoleyiyanwozhibojianshangdedanmu，qingyisedequandoushimasheng。
【quwanzhendehaoyisilaicanjiazheigejiemu！】
【quwan！gunchuyulequan！】
【jiutazhihuigouyinrendeyangzi，nenghuozhetingguojiemuma？】
【fanzhengtazaojiuxiguanle，daoshihouwangqitajiabinhuailiyikao，wuzibujiulailema？】
【quwan！nikebiehuohuowomengege！】
maguima，fanzhengwoyoubuzaihu，deng**wanzheiyipiao，wojiuziyoule！
“quwan！nizhendebuyaolianma？jingranzhuiwozhuidaozheililai！”
daizhenuqideshengyinxiangqi，wozhuantouzhenghaokandaoleshuren。
liuqinyan，yijitaxinbangshangdefuerdainvpengyou。
liuqinyanmengdeyizhoumei，chongdaowomianqianshengyintebieda：“quwan，wodoushuolewobuxihuanni！woxianzaizhiaiyungeyigeren！nichenzaosixinbuyaojiuchanwole！”
liuqinyanshiwozheijushentideqiannanyou，liangrenyiqizaiyulequanfendou。
danshi，liuqinyanweileziyuanpanshanglefuerdaidedaxiaojie，jiubayuanshenshuaile。
yuanshenchibuhaoshuibuhao，yincigaozalexuduodegongzuo，yanzhongdehuanshangleyiyuzheng。
liuqinyanweiletaohaofuerdaidaxiaojie，diandaoheibai，bagezhongzangshuiwangyuanshenshenshangpoqu。
shenzhigongkaizaiwangshangshuoyuanshengouyinta，beijujuezhihouhaibuganxindegenzongta，yindaozijidefensiwangbaoyuanshen。
houlai，yuanshendemingshengyuelaiyuecha，youbeizhipianrenbizheqian·guize。
zuizhongwufarenshou，xuanzetunleanmianyaolikailezheigeshijie。
suoyi，caiyoulewodechuanyue。
shuoliuqinyanshishasiyuanshendezhenxiongyebuweiguo。
wobenxiangzhezhanleyuanshendeshenti，zenmeyedetitachuzheikoueqi，meixiangdaohuizaizheilipengdaoliuqinyan。
momingde，shouzhiyouxieyangyangzenmeban？
wozhuanerdaliangliuqinyanpanshangdegaozhi，mengjiadedaxiaojiemengyunge。
renhemingzijiqibuxiangfu，mengyungepingfandeyouxieguodupingfanle，rengrenqunlizhaobuchulaideneizhong。
buguoyishenshangxiadaoshichuandezhuguangbaoqi，kanyangzizhibushaoqian。
wogoulegouzuijiao，kanzheliuqinyan：“liuqinyanhaojiubujian，shuailewopanshangdegaozhiyihouguodekaixinma？”
liuqinyanyanjianmengyungeluchubuxidebiaoqing，lianmangbiaozhongxin，“qinaide，nikebietingtahushuobadao，wozhendezhiainiyigeren！”
anfulemengyungezhihou，liuqinyannudengzhewo：“quwan！nikebiewumiewo！woshenmeshihougennitanlianaile！yizhidoushinijiyuwodemeimaozaigouyinwo！”
liuqinyanhaibutingzhi，duizhezijizhibojiandefensibutingdejieshi：“fensimen，nimenkebiexiangxinquwandeguihua，tachulegouyinwo，tahaigouyinlehaoduonanren！wozenmekenenghezheiyangdenvrentanlianai！”
yuanshenbeiliuqinyanbeipanzhihouhuanshanglezhongduyiyu，tadeyishengshouleliuqinyandeqian，jianyitabayouguanliuqinyandesuoyoudongxiquanbuchulidiao。
houlai，zaibeiliuqinyandefensiwangbaodeshihou，yizhinabuchuzhengju，caihuibeiyuechuiyuesi。
zhenshitaishale，zheiyangdenanren**lebujiuhaole。
gaodaozuihouzijidoumeimingle。
ganggangfashengdeyiqiedouzhibochuqule，tiaozhanhaimeikaishi，jiuyijingzhichongresoudiyi。
daoyanmanyidebudele，xiaoyinyindeshuo：“gewei，qingnimenanzhaoheyue，jiaochuquanbudexingli，jiemuzutongyihuipaifaanquanbao。”
liuqinyanhemengyungejiushizuihoucanjiadelianggeren，xianzailiugerenquanbudoudaoqile，tiaozhanjiukeyizhengshikaishile。
jiemuzuqiangxingshouleliurendexingli，jimeirenfenleyigeheisedechoubao。
“geweishenhoudesenlinjiushizheicidetiaozhandidian，yinweinandushengji，suoyimeigerendetiaozhanjianglicongyuanbendemeiren5000wan，shengjidao1geyi。”
haibudengdajiafachujingyadeshengyin，jiemuzujinjiezheshuodao。
“danshi，jiemuzujuedingtingzhiwuzidetoufang，senlinlijiemuzuyijingtiqianzanghaodewuzihe，bingqiequanmianxianggeweitiaozhanzhekaifangsenlinshiyongquanxian，zhiyaoshizheisenlinzhongdeyiqie，quanbudoukeyichengweishengcunwuzi。”
“yinweishi《tiaozhan2+1》dezuihouyiqi，jiemuzuweitiaozhanzhezhunbeilezuiweifenghoudejiangjin，lvxianchuanyuezheipiansenlindetiaozhanzhe，jianghuiewaihuode50yijiangjin！”
wochayidekanleyiyandaoyan，woyanjiuguoqianmiandejiqijiemu，zheigejiemubenshenkeyishuoshibuduandezaitiaozhanrenxingdejixian。
jiangjinhuisuizhetiaozhandenandu，erzhubuzengjia。
xianzaijiangjinzhijiefanbei，tiaozhanyehuifanbeile！
gengbieshuoshi50yidejiangjin，keyishuoshidiyujidetiaozhanmoshile！
“jiemuzuhuisuishiguanzhugeweitiaozhanzhederenshenganquan，quedingwufajixujinxingtiaozhandeshihou，jiemuzuhuiqiangzhitiaozhanzhetuisai。”
danshizhongrenyijingbei1yidejianglihe50yijiangjinzayunle，wanquanxiangbudaozheiqizhongdenandu。
jiemuzuxiaomimidejiangzhunbeihaodeshebeijiaojizhongren：“zheishijiemuzuzhuanmenzhunbeideshebei，zhiyouyigezuoyong，jiushizhibonimentiaozhandexijie，tiaozhanwanchenghou，jiemuzujiangcongshoujizhibozhongxunzhaosucaibofang。”
jiemuzuyiweishenzhangdeshuodao：“ruguoshoujihuihuaidehua，jiubiaoshijianglaijiemubochudeshihou，jianghuimeiyoujingtou。”
“lianggexingqihou，womenhuilaijiegewei，xiwanggeweidounenggounadaojiangjin。”
zhongrenhaichenjinzaitianjiajiangjinzhizhong，jiemuzujiuxunsudedaizhetuanduichelile。
zhenggesenlinlijiushengxiawomenliugerenle。
wohanzhuhaizaixiangwopozangshuideliuqinyan：“liuqinyan，nilvlewopangaozhideshihouyoumeiyouyidianhouhui？”
dangzhemengyungehezhibofensidemian，liuqinyandangranbuhuichengren。
tadahanzhe：“quwan！wozhendemeiyouxihuanguoni！nibiezaijiuchanwole，zheiyangduiniwodoumeiyouhaochu！”
kanzhezhei**jixuyanxiaqudeyangzi，shouzhigengyanglezenmeban？
haibudengwoshuohua，xujiaojiaozaipangbiandaqiangshuodao：“jiejie，renjiadoushuobuxihuannile，nijiubuyaojiuchanle，qiangniudeguashibutiande！”
cishicike，wozhiweiyuanshendefuchugandaobuzhi。
tadeqingchun，tadefuchuquandouweidaogouduzilile！