第1章
“niang，bushiwoshuo，zanmenxianzaiyikuaierzheimeguoyemeishayisile，renjialaosanshishiyeyouguanwei，liandaizherenjiaxifudouqiaobushangzanmen，haicouhezaiyiqigansha，yaowoshuozhijiefenjiasuanle。”
“kelaosanxifucaijinmenmeidaobannian，zheihuierjiufenjiashibushi......”
“saozi，nihaohaoxiangxiangneichuyaomeijinmendeshihouzanmenjiakeshiganshashashundang，congtajinlezheigemen，bujinkesilezandie，qianzhenzinihaoburongyiyouleshenyunyebeitakemeile，tajiushigeshizudesaobaxing，nihaititashuohua！”
“yaowoshuo，tajinerdiaoleshuikujiushitadebaoying！tazuihaosile，silezanmenjiadounengxiaoting！”
luanqibazaodeshengyinxiangshiconghenyuandidedifangchuanjinlai，chaodechuyaozhijuedetouteng，naozhongjinshihundun，zhengkaiyan，rumudequeshiyipiantuhuangsedepengding，hainenggoukandaolitoujiazazhededaocao。
“erdimei，nizheihuajiuguofenle，haizimeilegentayoushaguanxi，shiwozigeshentideshier，tazheicaibeilaohuilainijiuzheimeshuohua，ruoshilaosanzhidaole，huilai......”
“zhidaojiuzhidao，woshitasaozi，hainengpaletabucheng？”
jianruidenvshengrutonglingrenyanededianzuanzhiwangnaozilizuan，chuyaotaishourouleroutaiyangxue，zhengyuqishen，shengyinyouchuanlejinlai——
“fangcaijitakanbingkeshihualekuaiyiliangyinzi，tingdafudeyisihouxuhaidechishangyizhenziyao，zheimexiaqujialineidianziqianbudoudehuatadeshenshang，zuoyouwoqiaozhetayebuxiangshigezhangmingde，sileyehao，daoshihouzaijisandishuoyigegenghaodebujiushile！”
“haolelaoerxifu，yanxiatahaimeisini，yaoshibeirentingjianzanmenzheimeshuo，chuandaolelaosanerduoli，nihaixiangbuxiangyaozheigeyuetajidefenlile？”
daizhejifencangsangdenvshengchichixiangqi，chuyaozhoulezhoumeichengzheshoubeizuoqilai，naohailishunjianbianyongruleyipianwanquanbushuyutadejiyi。
haojiahuo，tahaizhenshitianxuanzhizi，qucaiyaodelushangyushanglechehuo，zheimeyizhengyanjingranchuanyuele，erqiezheishenfenhaizugoulingtazheigemutaiololeershiduoniandedaguniangfazhi！
jingranchenglerenjiacaiguomenbujiudexiaoxifu，haishigeshouqibao！
chuyaorouleroufazhangdeejiao，huanhuanjieshouzheyuanzhudejiyi，zidatayoujiyilaibianshigenzheliehuyangfushenghuo，congxiaodaodajihudoushipeizheyangfuzaishanshangzhangda，bushanyurengoutong，kanqilaimuneqieneixiang。
sigeyueqian，yangfuweilejiutadegongpobuxingyunan，liuxialetayigegunv，gonggongzijueduibuqita，biantichurangjiangjiahaimeiquqindelaosanjiangjingchenqutajinmen。
xushichangnianmeiyougenrenguoduodejiechu，yuanzhuguomenzhihouchuchujinxiaoshenwei，suishigongpoyijiadejiumingenren，keririlidebiaoxianquegengeshouqibaoyiyang，gengshenzhegonggongzaitaguomengangyigeyuebanyuezhihouyesashourenhuan，bianshiyinzhezheijianshi，zhenggejiangjiashangxia，duitadetaidugengshijizhuanzhixiale。
buguohaihao，zijiazheigebianyizhangfudaoshimeiyouyinweizheijianshierlengdaita，shuobushangreluo，danpingrihuilaideshihouduoshaoyehuihuzhetayixie。
yuanzhuyinweijiangjingchenduitahaisuanhao，yejiuyizhizheimerennaizheguo，sheizhijineryidazaopomumashifeishuoxinkoutengyaoheyutang，dianlemingrangyuanzhuqushuikulaoyu，yibuxiaoxinbiandieruleshuili，sheizhizheiyizhengyan，jingshitachuanyueguolaile。
chuyaoantanleyisheng，zheifenmingjiushizheimashixiangchenzhezijiaerzibuzaijiaxianghaisiyuanzhuni！
bijingzuoweijiangjiaweiyidushuren，jiangjingchenduiyuanzhuhao，qishihendayibufenshiyinweitadeyangfushitafumudejiumingenren，zheimeduoniandudeshurangtabudebuduiyuanzhuhao。
gangxingguolaijiujieshoudaozheiyangdexinxi，chuyaohaiyouxiefameng，buguotayaoshizaibuchumian，zhipawaitouderenjiudezhuomozhezenmejitashoushile。
men“zhiga”yishengbeitalakai，waitouchaonaodeshengyinlikexiaoshi，jidaomuguangbuyueertongdechaozhetazouchulaidefangxiangkan，jiujianzheyuanbenluoshuihouzhichuqibujinqiderenzhenghaoduanduandezhanzaineili。
shouxuedelianshangdaizhejifencangbai，yishuangyoushendemouzilengguangzharan，jingrangrenwuduanshengchujifenhaipa。
“sandimei，nixingle？”
chuyaoxunshengsaoguoqu，likebianshidelezheiren，zhengshifangcaihaititashuolejijuhuadedasaolichunning。
lianshangdelengyiqingjianlejifen，chuyaodiandiantou，zhengyaohuihua，yipangbianxiangqilelingrenyanedelengchaorefeng：“kebudexingle，zheiyiliangyinzideyaochixiaquyaoshihaibuxing，neibushibaifeilezheiqian？zaishuole，dasaoyingdangtingshuoguo，zheihaorenbuzhangming，huohailiuqiannian，pangrenxiangsixushijiandan，zheihairenjingxiangsikeshinanshangjianana。”
chuyaotaimoukanxiangta，jiyilizheigeersaochenyulanjiuxihuanchuchutiaoshi，gangcaiyeshitayikouyigedexiangrangzijiganjinsi，haizhenshigenyuanzhujiyilideyimoyiyang。
“tuoersaodefu，wozheigesaobaxingmeinengyanqi，rangersaoshiwangle。”waitoufengda，chuyaojinlejinshenshangdeyishang，bandaizhelengxiaotaimouduishangchenyulanlvedaichijingdemuguang，chunjiaodexiaoyiyuefadeshenchen。
buxiangpingrilideneibanweiweisuosuo，chuyaozheidafangdeduihuadaoshirangchenyulanyishijianbuzhidaogaizenmejiehua。
“fangcaiersaoshuoyaojiwoxianggongzaizhaogexifu，buzhidaoersaoshibushikanshanglenajiaguniang，zheicaibabudewozaodiansileni？”
chuyaoyibubukaojinchenyulan，xiaomimidedingzheta，keneixiaoyibudayandi，shensuideyanmoujiangsuoyouqingxudoubaoguoqizhong，jingrangrenshengchuyiguhunshenfalenghenbudeliketaolideganjue。
chenyulanliangqiangzhehoutuileliangbu，yanjianchuyaoyuelaiyuebijin，xiangzhepingrilitajinxiaoshenweideyangzi，neizhongyapogandangjibianhuachengleweifeng，shuangshouyichajiudao：“nizheishizuoshenme？wozheihuashuodekemeicuo，nibenjiushigesaobaxinghairenjing，nandaohaiburangrenshuoshihuale？yaobushinijinlemen，womenjiangjiaderiziyebukenengguodaoxianzaizheigedibu！woyaoshini，wojiuyitouzhuangsi，yesuanzuohaoshierle！”
chuyaoweiweimiyan，yidaolengguangzhigougouduishangchenyulandeyanjing：“nizaishuoyibian。”
yuanzhudequeshigerenrenrouniedezhuerbucuo，keneishiyuanzhu，bushitachuyao！zaixiandaihengxingbadaoleershiduonian，chuanyuedaozheili，tadexingziyegaibule。
pangrenruoshijingta，taziranhuihuijing，keyaoshiyoushenmerenxiangqiruta，neitajiudinghuishibeifenghai。
“woshuojiushuo，nijiushigesaobaxing，sangmenxing，nizenmebuganjinqusi......”
“啪！”
qingcuidebazhangshengxiangqi，zhenggeyuanzidouxianruleyiguguiyidejijingzhizhong，chenyulanwuzhefahongdeliandanbukezhixindedingzhechuyao，zhangdalezuiqueshilianhuayeshuobuchulai。
haobantianchenyulancaifanyingguolai，jianjiaoyishenghandao：“a，chuyao，nijingrangandawo，fanletianle，niang，ninqiaoqiaozheilaosanxifuxianzaikeshibatajinengnaile，wokeshitasaozia，ninjiukanzhetadawo，ninbuguanguanma？dangzhenindemiantadouganzheimeduiwo，zheiyagenjiushibubaninfangzaiyanli。”
mashibenjiubuxihuanchuyao，fangcaizheibiangutufa，yeshibatajizhengmengle。
chenyulanzheimeyishuo，talikejiuqingxingle，kebushima，meilelaotouzizhihou，zheilaojiangjiashitashuolesuan！
chuyaoxianxiagandangzhetademianduizigeerdeersaodongshou，yaoshibuguan，wanghoubuhaideqizaizijitoushanglashile？
“laosanxifu！niganjingenniersaodaoqian，fouzejiubieguaiwobukeqi！”
mashishuangshouyibao，chenzheliankanxiangchuyao：“yiqianwozameifaxiannihaizheimeneng，wozheigelaopozihaimeisini，lunbudaonizheigesanxifulaijiaoxunpangren！”
不客气？
tingdaozheihua，chuyaobuyoudetiaomei：“e？neiniangdaoshishuoshuokan，ninxiangzenmegebukeqini？”