屁。
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henkuaichengchengjiuxiaoxuebiye，buruchuzhong。
youtianchengchengkuzhelaidaowomianqian，shuo：「mama，woyaosile。」
wodachiyijing，shuozenmehuishi。
chengchengshuojintiantadexiamianliulehaoduoxue，zhidouzhibuzhu，kendingshidelejuezhengle。
wolianmangjichengchengjinxingkepu，nachuweishengjinjitakan，gaosutatadezuoyong。
tongshiwohaishuole：「qishiweishengjinqianhoukuanduyizhideshejibingbunenghenhaodifuhenvxingxuqiu，rongyicelou，bingqiebanyuanxinghuyirongyiyiwei。」
chengchengwenwoweishenmehuizheiyang。
wojiushuoyinweixianzaidabufenshejiweishengjindedoushinanxingshejishi，tamenbingbunenghenhaodilijienvxingxuqiu。
nvxingdebixuyongpin，juranshiyounanxingshejide，bunengbushuozheihenkebei。
「yexushenmeshihou，nvxingzaishijieshangzhangwolegengduohuayuquan，jiunengchuangzaochugengjiashushideweishengjinba。」
程程听得似懂非懂。
diertianjiugaogaoxingxingdiqushangxuele。
keshihuilaihou，chengchengyoushuozijijintianbaweishengjinnazaishoushang，beibanlinanshengkandaohouchaoxiaole。
erqiezhiyoutayigenvhaizicaihuinazaishoushang，bierendouhuixiaoxindizhuangzaidaizili。
chengchengkanzhewo，biaoqingyouxiezhuizhui：「mama，woshibushizuocuoleshenme？」
一时间我有些恍然。
napameiyouchuanshu，zaiwoyuanlaideshijieli，congxiaodaoda，shenbiandenvshengdoutanjingxueersebian。
meicitiyukeqingjiadouhuibuhaoyisidishuozijilaileneige。
sihulaiyuejingduinvshenglaishuoshiyijiankechideshiqing。
keshi，woyaobazheiyangdeyinxiangcongchengchengxinliniuzhuankailai。
yushiwokanzhetadeyanjing，shuo：「chengcheng，jingqiduinvshenglaishuoshizhengchangdeshenglixianxiang，nikeyitongguozheigelaiquerenzijishentidejiankangzhuangkuang，weishenmeyaoweilebaweishengjinnazaishoulierxiuchini？」
「ruguomeiyuexiamianchuxuedeshinanxing，nijuedetamenhuiyincizibeima？wokankongpagudaishirendouhuibatadangchengyijianshenshengdeshiqinglaiyinyongba。」
程程被我逗乐了。
「妈妈，确实啊。」
「woganjueshenbiandenanshengmingmingyigegedouneimeputong，youneimezixin，nvshengjiuminganduole。」
woshuo：「shia，nannvxiantianjiuyouliliangshangdechayi，sihuzheiyangnanxingjiushibinvxing『qiang』de，tamenzhanzhanzixi，yehuiyongmuguangyongyuyanqushenpannvxing，keshizheishisheijitamendequanli？」
「dajiaderengedoushipingdengde，danaogouzaodoushileiside，nanxingjuedenvshenglaijingxuedexiuchiganga，buguoshitamenyiyindechanwubale，keshizhendeyoujuedaduoshunvxingbeiyingxiang，zheicaiyouletanjingsebiandeshehuifengqi。」
「chengcheng，nandaonijiuzhendeyuanyibeiyingxiangma？」
chengchengzhengdayanjing，yaoyaotou。
「suoyijishidajiadoujuedexiuchi，woyebuyaojuedexiuchi。」
「yinweiwodehuayuquanwozaizijishouli。」
程程如是道。
womanyidigoulegouchunjiao。
zheimeduonianwoxiangchengchengjianglehenduonvxingliliangdesixiang，suoyitaxiaoxiaonianji，yijingnengmingbaihuayuquanzheiyangdecile。
tashizheigeshijiedenvzhu。
woxiangxintazongyouyitianhuiduizheigeshijiechanshengjudayingxiang，yongtadesixiang。
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gaozhongshichengchengmeitianrenzhenhaoxue，zhishiouerhuipazhekanxiangchuangwai，lianshangfanqihongyun，buzhidaozaixiangxieshenme。
youciwojitashoushizuoye，congfeiyelidiaochuyifengqingshu，kanzijizhengshitadeshoubi。
我会心一笑。
zhidaotazheishiqingdouchukai。
benlaidasuanheshang，keshipiedaoxinfengkaitou，wozhenshidachiyijing。
「zhiyingjundewenzhounantongxue：……」
zheifengqingshujuranshichengchengxiejiwenzhounande？
wojuedehenbukesiyi，xiaoxueshichengchengmingmingneimetaoyanwenzhounan。
kezaiwoxixiguanchaxia，wofaxianshiqingbingmeiyouneimejiandan。
baitianshichengchengduiwenzhounanwenshengruanyu，tingdaotademingzijiulianjiafanhong。
keshiyidaoyewan，wenzhounanjitafaxiaoxi，tajiumanlianbunai。
tahaigenwotucaoguowenzhounantiantianbuxuewushu，yingxiangtaxuexi，zhentaoyan。
zhibuguodoufashengzaiwanshang。
wojianjianyishidao，baitianchengchengbeijuqingkongzhile。
bijingzaiyuanshuli，jiushichengchenggaozhongshianlianshangnanzhu。
buguozheishinanzhuzhenggenbaiyueguangdadehuore，chengchengzhinengbazijideailianmaizaixindi。
houlaiweilezheifenaiqing，chengchengxinganqingyuanzuolenanzhudetishenqingren。
wogandaozijidexinjianjianchenlexiaqu。
turanyigewanshang，wotingdaowenzhounanjichengchengdadianhua，feichangbukeqidiyizhiqishi：「wohezuile，nikuaidianlaijiewo。」
liuxiayigedizhi，payishengjiubadianhuajiguale。
chengchengfangxiahuabi，mingmingmianlubunai，kehaishijiangyingdinaqiyaochiyaozouchujiamen。
juqingdeyingxiangduitayuelaiyueda。
wozhidaoyuanzuoli，chengchengjinwanqujielenanzhu，batasonghuijiamen，huilaishiyiwaiyudaoliumangsaorao，keshinanzhufeidanbujuedebaoqian，haiguaichengcheng，shuotazijiluanpao。
wolianmanglazhuchengcheng，duitashuo：「womenliaoliao。」
wohenshaoyongzheimeqiangyingdeyuqigenchengchengshuohua。
chengchengbeiwoladaoshafashang，wowenchengcheng：「nixihuanwenzhounanduima？」
chengchengkanqilaiyanshenyouxieduoshanyouyouxiejinge。
wolianmangshuo：「biepa，mamabushiyaoguaini，zhishimamahaoqi，nixihuantanali？」
chengchengshuo：「wojuedetazhangdehenhaokan，chuandeyehenhaokan，youshihoukandaota，xinlihuimomingluantiao。」
「mama，nihuijuedewofuqianma？」
bijingwenzhounanshenweinanzhu，neicengpixiangziranbuhuicha。
woshuo：「aimeizhixinrenjieyouzhi，nijuedetahaokan，nikeyixinshangta，zanmeita，danshinibixuyaobaochiniduliderengea！」
chengchengyouxiemengdong：「mama，zheigenrengeyoushenmeguanxi？」
woshuo：「nikannizuijinweitaxiezuoye、bangtataokedayanhu，mamadouzhuangzuokanbujian，xianzaidabanyetarangniqujieta，youmeiyouxiangguoniyigenvhaizideanquan？taduinihuzhijilaihuizhijiqu，shuonantingdian，bujiubanidangchengyigetadexiaodima？taduiniyounapabandianzunzhongma？」
「ruguonixihuanyiduohua，nikeyichangchangqukantamota，neinihuiweiquziji，bazheiduohuagongdaotianshangma？」
zheibiyutongsuyidong，chengchengyixiajiudongle，tayaoyaotou，shuo：「mama，wobuhuide。」
woshuo：「neizenmeyihuanchengnanren，nijiubeiaiqingchonghuntounaoleni！」
「erqieniyaozhidao，nidexihuanqishishinigerenyishideyizhongtoushe，nixihuantayingjundewaibiao，neiburushuoqishishinizijixiangbiandegengmeigenghaokan。」
「zaishuole，nanrendeketidaixingneimegao，haokandenanrenjiuxiangcaodidemazhaneimeduo，hebibazijidiaosizaizheiyikewaibozishu？」
「nandaoshuotashenshangyoushenmezhendebuketidaidedongxi，rangnirendingtashinideweiyima？」
chengchengxianglexiang，kaishipansuan。
「tachengjihencha，zongshiwenwojiezuoyechao。」
「tiantianjiugenpengyouchouyanhejiu，zhangkoubikoudoushizanghua。」
「erqiezuizhongyaodeshi，」chengchengzuanjinquantou，「tabawodangbeitai！」
「tayibianhejiangroudadehuore，lingyibianyouchengtianfaxinxidiaozhewo，yingxiangwoxuexi！」
shuowanzheijuhua，chengchenghunshenyizhen，shuangmushishen，sihuxianruleyizhongqimiaodejingjie。
wodingzhetadeyanjing，xinxiangnvzhuzhongyurenshidaonanzhujitaderenshengbutingtuohoutuilema？
woshizhongbunengmingbai，nvewenlinvzhubenlaijingjingyeye，kekunuli，keshinanzhuyichuxian，nvzhujiuhuifenbugushen，weinanzhupaoqiyiqie。
xueye、gongzuo、nengli……
yigedulishangjindenvxingzuizhongbianchengyigeweinanzhuxishouzuogengtang，zaijiadaihaizidewenwanjiaoqi。
haoxiangzheiyangjiuyuenengzhengmingtaduinanzhudeaiqingyouduomeshenke。
ernanzhuni，quanlidiwei、jinqiancaifu，yingyoujinyou，fenzhitalai。
nanrenyongyuanzaibutingdilveduogezhongshehuiziyuan，ernvrensihuzhiyaohuodeyigenanrendeai，tajiuyingle。
这真是太搞笑了。
chengchengzuanjinshouzhi，dao：「mama，wozhidaole。」
「xianzaiwoyaozuodeyinggaishihaohaoxuexi，wenzhounanzheizhongtuyouqibiaoyoubuzunzhongwodenanrenbupeiwodexihuan！」
zheishi，nanzhudedianhuayoudalejinlai。
nanzhushuo：「chengcheng，nizaibulai，xiaciwodezuoyejiuburangnixiele。」
duici，chengchengdefanyingshi－－
「hehe，nihuibuhuijiaguanwoshenmeshi，yihouwodoubuhuibangnixiezuoyele。」
「mingtianwohaiyaoxianglaoshijubaonitaokechaozuoye，dengzhechichufenbani！」
shuowan，chengchengjiuyikouqibatadianhuajiguale。
kandaozheiyangdechengcheng，wogandaofeichangxinwei。
chengchengyijingcongyigenvewennvzhu，zhujiantuibianchengyigeyousixiangyourengededulinvxingle。
taxianzairenqingnanzhu，yihouziranyebuhuiweinanzhuyaosiyaohuole。
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keshiwohaishidigulejuqingdeyingxiang。
daxueshiwodeshentishengbing，meigeyueyiyaofeidouyaoshijiwan。
zheibiqianyixiazirangwomenbenjiubufuyudejiatingxueshangjiashuang。
chengchengweilejieqian，jihuxiangjingezhongbanfa，kehaishizoutouwulu。
wotangzaibingchuangshang，kanzhechengchengduiyishengdishengxiaqidemoyang，xinlisuanse。
zheigeqingkuang，gaizenmeban？
woyixiazixiangdaoleyuanwenlideshenqingnanerweiling。
tashenjiaqianwan，zaihenvzhuxiangchuzhongjianjiandongqing，jishinvzhuhenanzhuzaiyiqi，haishiweitapijingzhanji，jiejuehenduokunnan。
erqiejuwosuozhi，chengchengheweilingyijingyoulejiechu。
chengchengkeyixiangweilingkaikou，zheiyangshoushufeidekunnanyingrenerjie。
jiusuanwodebingzhibuhao，yekeyibachengchengtuofujiweiling……
wodesixudaozheilishi，yixiadunzhu，jingeqilai。
我到底在想什么！
yigenvshengxiangnanshengkaikoujiejudajine，zheibeihouyaofuchushenmedaijia，maozhezenyangdefengxian，nandaowobuzhidaoma？
suirannanrenhuixihuanjiaoruodenvxing，yuanyibangtajiejuekunnan，danshinanrenjueduibuhuixihuanyigemeiyouzunyandenvxing！
yuanwenlichengchengjiushizainanzhumianqianhaowujiazhi，meiyouzunyan，caizaodaotayiciciqingjian。
ruguochengchengjintiankailezheigekou，neitashoudaoweilingdeqingshi，zuihouyezhibuguoshibianchenglingyigenanrendewanwubale。
kexiaowozixuduli，quezaiyudaokunnanshirengrandonglezheiyangdexiangfa。
wozuanjinshouzhi，bazheigeniantoucongnaohaiquzhu。
chengchengzuijinzheiduanshijian，weileyiyaofeinulizhuanqian，tiantianmangdaoshenye。
wobuxiangxinshei，doubunengbuxiangxinwoqinshoudaidadenver！
keshihenkuai，gengyanjundekaoyanyoulaile。
youtianwanshang，wozaichuangwai，kandaochengchengcongyilianghaocheshangxialai。
erneigehaochedezhurenzhengshinanzhuwenzhounan。
wogandaowodemeixinmengditiaoleqilai。
woturanxiangqi，yuanwenjiushinvzhuweileshengbingdemama，weishennanzhu，zhishiweilemeiyueshiwandeshenghuofei。
suoyichengchengyishanglai，wojiuyuqiyansu。
「chengcheng，nigenwenzhounandaodishishenmeqingkuang？」
chengchengxiaodao：「ma，nideyiyaofeihenkuaijiunengyouzheluola。」
woxinlizhongzhongyichen，lishengdao：「wobuxuyaoniweileneibiqianquzuotadeqingren！」
chengchenglengleleng，likejieshi：「bu，mama，wogentatanchengleyibihezuo。」
「tadegongsixuyaoyishushejilaituiguang，ranhouwenzhounanjiuzhaodaolewo，hezuodachenghoumeigeyuenengyoujishiwandaowozhangshang。」
我仔细看了看程程。
「真的？」
她嗔怪道：
「ma，wopianniganshenme？」
dunledun，tayoupudaowohuaili，dao：「mama，qianjigeyuewobeiyiyaofeibidekuaiyaobengkuideshihou，taqueshixiangwotichuguozuoqingrenzheigeyaoqiu。」
「danshiwoyixiangdaoniruguozhidaole，gaiduoshiwang，wojiumeiyoudayingta。」
「erqie－－」chengchengchileyisheng：「tacaimeigeyuejiwoshiwan，baituo，womeigeyueneimexinkuzhuanqian，yijingnengzhuansiwuwanle，haixihanzheishiwanma？」
chengchengshangledaxuehoufeichangduli。
yinweiwocengjinggaosuguota，renzhisuoyiyaonulibenpao，shiweilezaizainanlailinzhiqianpaodegengkuai，zuihaorangzainanzaiyeluobudaozijitoushang。
suoyitagezhongqingongjianxue，xunzhaoshangji，caishangdaer，yijingnengmeigeyueshouruwendingzaisiwuwan。
dangwoshengbingdezainanlailindeshihou，suiranduitayouxiejishou，danyebuxiangyuanwenlineimeshushouwuce。
xianzaichengchengjiuzaiwohuailigantandao：「mama，xinghaowozhiqiannulizhuanqian，nulibenpao，buranzheiyiyaofeizhenshiyaobawoyakuale。」
我有些歉意。
「程程，对不起。」
zheishengduibuqi，buguangshiweilewojichengchengdailaidefudan，haishiweilewozhiqianneigediliedeniantou。
wodenvernuliziqiang，pinmingzhuanqian，woquezhixiangzherangtazoujiejing，zhenshituohoutuile。
chengchengyaoyaotou，renzhendikanzhewo：「mama，nibawoyangda，neimeburongyi，xianzaiwojiuyinggaidanfuqizheigezeren。」
jiexialaiyiduanshijian，yinweigongzuoyuanyin，chengchengzongshigenwenzhounanjianmian、xieshang、tanhezuo。
chengchengyinweixiaoshihouneixieshiqing，yizhidoubutaidaijianwenzhounan，danbiaomianshangduitahaishigonggongjingjing。
chengchengshuo：「wosuiranbuxihuanta，dantashiwodelaoban，wobunenggenqianguobuqu。」
「这不道德。」
wenzhounanjianshiwandadongbulechengcheng，biankaishifadongrouqingzhengce。
gezhongxuhanwennuan，xianhualiwusongdaotashouli，meitianhaiqinzichejiechesong。
zheizaiyuanwenlishijuewujinyoudedaiyu。
yuanwenlichengchengshoudaonanzhuweiyiyigeliwudoushinanzhuzaiyanhuishangnadaodezengpin。
errujin，chengchengjianjianchajuedaonanzhuduitadexinsi，zhijuedefeichangmaofan。
chengchengshuo：「wobanidangwolaoban，niquexiangshuiwo？nizijineixiewochuoxinsigenwoyoushenmeguanxi？bieshanzibawolajinnideshenqingjubenli。」
wenzhounanshuo：「wodexinsinaliwochuo？woduiniyizhishizhenxindea！」
chengchengdao：「congnitichushiwanbaoyangworangwozuoniqingrendeshihou，wogennijiuyijingbukenengle！niduidangshishenzaikunjingzhongdewoshuochuzheiyangdehua，jianzhijiushizaiwuruwoderenge。」
「ruguobushiwoyizhiwangshangpa，zoudaojintian，wozhihuibeinijixudanggewanwuyiyanghulaihequ。suoyinideganqingrangwojuedefeichangdilie、jibuzhencheng。」
「niyiweinisongwoneixieshoushibaobaozhileidesuwujiunengbawodadong？duiwolaishuo，wogengxiwangwodenanrenzaimianduibitadiweiderenshirengnengyouliyoujie，zheicaishitarenpindetixian！」
chengchenghaishuo，nishituliyonggongzuozhibian，zhuiqiuzijideyuangong，feichangxiatou，feichangexin，suoyiwoxiangnibupeizuowodelaoban。
zhuantou，chengchengjiubawenzhounanchaole。
bingqieyouyutadenengli，daonalidouchihebuchou，likejiutiaocaodaolingyijiagongsi，xinchouhaifanlebei。
erzheishi，chengchengtongguobuxienuli，haiwanleyiyaofei。
我的病也治好了。