wobeiweihunfucongchuangtashangtuochuqu，quxintouxuejiutadexinshangren。
“nizheigegaisideedunvren，jingganbazhuertuixiabinghu，haitaganranfenghan。”
“nibixushuzui，zheishiniqiantade。”
wonule，zhangtuihengsao，balichengningbandaozaidi。
“qiannimade，shiniqianlaoziyitiaoming，xianzaihaijiwo。”
wocaizhetadenaodaihenhennianya，“tabawotuixiabinghu，zijibuxiaoxinjiaohuadiaoxiaquguanlaozipishi。”
“jiranzheimeaitazenmebuquzijidexintouxue，lajitiangou，jiunihaizhanshenwangye？wopei！”
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wochuanshule，chuanchengguzaochuanyuewendezhenqianjinxiaokeliannvzhu。
nvzhubeizhazhananzhujinvpeiquxintouxue，haibeiwurudama、liuchan、liufangtaowang、guanxiaoheiwu、qiangzhiai……
wobenyiweinvzhuhoumianhuidashasifang，nongsizhananduzimeili，fanleyixiamuluchadianpokoudama。
yuanlaishininvewoqianbaibian，worengdainiruchulian，yuanliangzhanandedatuanyuanshijieju。
什么玩意儿？
这是什么圣母女主？
fanshoujiushiyixingchaping，jubaozuozhe，meixiangdaoyijuexinglaijiuchuanshule。
yuanzhushiwusuigangbeirenhuilaineinian，beikanhaojiangyaolianzhongsanyuandedage，yinweiyuanziqihuohuirongduansongleshitu。
zhunwuzhuangyuanergecongmabeishangshuaixialaichenglebojiao。
tianshengshenlidesangeganranfenghanchengleshazi。
suoyourendoujuedeyuanzhushizaixing，budaijianta，henbudetaqusi，youyidiandiancan。
edunvpeijiaqianjinlinmingzhushiqiyunzhinv，haibeiyuannanzhuningwangwurenweijiumingenren。
beisuoyourenpengzaishouxinlidezhangshangmingzhu，jiwanqianchongaiyuyishen。
bengdadaozuihoucaibeichaichuanedudezhenmianmu。
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ningwangfankangle，fankangwuxiao，beiwodadehaibuleshou，zhanshenzhimingshuifenyoudianduo。
woqianshishitianxiadiyiyongbingshashou，jinshenbodoutianxiawudishou。
“砰！砰！砰！”
woduizhananningwangquandajiaotishi，linjiarengandaozuzhilewo。
wodielinchengxiangqidenumuyuandeng，sanbubingzuoliangbupaoshanglai，chenshengnuhoudao，“zhushou！nizheigeninv，nijingrangandaningwang，nifengle？”
linjiarenlianmangxiangningwangpeizui，haishuoyaohenhenchengfawozheigeninv，rangworenyouningwangchuzhi，henbudegenwopieqingguanxi，shengpawolianleitamen……
ningwangshixianguifeisuosheng，tingshuoshihuangshangzuichongaidesanhuangzi。
shichengxiangfudezuibuqidedarenwu。
wowushitamendaozibanyaosharendeyanshen，dandao，“jiwoshiwanliang，wodaitilinmingzhujiajihuaiwang。”
huaiwangshihuangshangdedizi，huanghouzaoshi，tazhongledu，shentixuruo，mingbujiuyi。
linmingzhuyishugaomingzhihaoleningwangdeyanjing，haiyouqiyunzhinvdechenghao。
beitaihoukanzhongxialeyuzhirangtaweihuaiwangfei，mudeshiweilechongxi。
yucitongshi，buzhiqingdeningwangxianghuangshangqiulailecihunshengzhiqiuqulinjiadinv。
danlinmingzhuyijingshizhunhuaiwangfei。
yuanzhujianlelouchengweizhunningwangfei。
yuanzhubeirenhuilaiqian，jinshancaiyaoshijiuleshouliedieluoshanyadeningwang，xixinzhaoguxialeyandeta。
tachengnuohuiquyuanzhuweiqi，yibeizidaitaruzhurubao。
quebeilinmingzhumaolinglegonglao，buguanyuanzhuzenmejieshiningwangjiushibuxin。
linjiarenbipoyuanzhutijiajikuaisidehuaiwang，yuanzhuxinyiningwang，feijunbujia，sihuobutongyi。
linmingzhujiubayuanzhutuixiashui，zijiyegenzhetiaolexiaqu。
yuanzhusizailehuzhong，wojiuchuandaoletashenshang。
shenmezhanan，zhazhajiarendougunyibianqu，jieyaoduzimeili。
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zheishi，linmingzhuzaiyahuandechanfuxiaganlai，wenyanjidao，“buxing！nibunengjiajihuaiwang。”
tajidezijizuoleyigehenzhenshidemeng，mengjianhuaiwangjianglaihuichengweitianxiazhizhu。