dazhongwudetianhenre，zhiledoulandejiaohuan。
jianghecunhougougengdexiaoshuigouzili，xixilaladecanliuzhejipianheye。yizhidabanhuaqiaodehamage，zhengguzheyiduidayanpaozibiequdedunzaishangmian，genyousichuanglewazhaidemoubumingshengwu，pinminglilun。
“gua，guagua，guaguaguagua……！！！”
嗯，听的出来。
蛤蟆哥应该挺气愤。
qianhuwanhuansichulai，yizhidanaodaizhongyucongxiaoshuigouzililulemian。
“biemalewaxiong，niyiweiwoxiangsantianliangtoudejiuxiashuiliyansiyihuiya？
zheibushimeibanfadebanfama？
zanlianghuxiangtiliangtiliang，xingbuxing？”
shenshoumoleyibalian，shuilizheihuoshumenshuludeputengshangan。bazijituifeidewangdishangsuibianyitan，jiannanxixu。
“bashanchushuiqiliangdi，xiaoshuigouziliyouheme。ai，haoshihaoshi。”
“呱呱呱！”
dishangderenniutou，kankanyijiudanfangmianbaozaodehamage。tongshilunluoshuigouwu，bumianxingxingxiangxi。
jiantingdenuoguoqu，shunshoupaisileluozaidatuishangchenhuodajiedeneitiaowenzidangpeizuili。
linzhewenzituidiyuwaxiong。
“nao，zanliangnanxiongnandiyichang，nijiubiemalechengbucheng？”
hamagexinggandezhangshetouyaoraoyishen，juanzoulemajiezhenghuilaideneidiankouliang，ranhoubaiyanyifan，zhongyudaheyeshangbengdahuileshuidihaozhai。
tuliuanshangzhirenwunaijixutanhao，yangmianzhangtan。
“唉，惨呐！”
然后日常N骂。
“dagongrenshikubi，kedagongrenyoubushige**！zheipogudaisheiailaisheilai，fanzhengwoyidianyebuxianglai！beibidechuanyuedashen，niyaomebawononghuiqu，yaomenirangwosishuigouzilisuanwan！dagongrenyongbuqufu……”
“chufeibaochibaozhu，baoshuibaoyou！”
zheixiaohuachazijiedetingmiya？
yuandiniulianwangzuoyichou，yanshudewodiandunzheyizhiyanshudexiaopotuanzi。duifangbaiyanyifan，henyougangcaiwaxiongdesanfenzise。
“jiangzhaodi，jintiansihaolemeiyou？yaoshichabuduolezanmenjiuxianhuiquba，jialishangwufandagaizuohaole。”
jianghudizheimexietiangenzaizijiashadajiehoutouzhuanyou，duiyutadeyixiefengyanfengyuyijigudingliucheng，zaoyijingshiyingdehenhao。suiranbuzhidaodajiezuilidebaoshuibaoyoushigesha，danshibudanwuzheixiaogunianggenzaihoutouyingwuxueshe。
jiangwanweitengdeniuhuilelian。
zhendeshiwanwanmeixiangdaoa，zhaodizheimegeniubihonghongdemingzi，jingranyouyitianhuiluodaolepingpingwuqidetanaodaishang。
这是何等的**啊！
huashuowodaodishizenmeconggaoguidagongren，lunluodaoxianzaizheikubiyibude？genaozilizaicifupan，yezaiciquedingleyixiasandian。
第一，吾贱。
douguaiwushipujijiunianyiwuhuazhangzhishi，jiangneipiaojinmanlehexierenxingdedaodejinguang，weishiposadetaiguoqinkuai。yizhiyuwuzhangchengzhihou，jingyishidayidianbuqingjijinjiliang。yunishuizhirenrexinshiyiyuanshou，quewanglezijinaihanyaziyimeiye。sui，zuzhi。
第二，吾甚贱。
ruobushixiazhizhihouxianxiayuchuangta，shunshoupiyuelebanshenshenqishouzhongbaoshangjizaizhinaocanxiaoshuonpian，bing**pengpailiuxiazhuduohaopingzhidianjiangshanzhongzhaolaizuozheduima。youzenhuixiangdaochumensanxinxiaonu，yizhiyuyixiaojiuxiaodaolerucibumaozhidi？
disan，wotamazhendeshigagajiana！
“wozhijiezaiesilemedianyibeixiaoxueningmengshuiduohao？weishafeiyaochumenliudaa？ecuolei，ezhendicuolei！ejiubugaichumen…”
日常仰天一哭。
jianghudishuliandeshenchuzhuaziwuzhuerduo，zhidengdaoshadajieebu，xianzaishifengdajiele。
zhidengdaofengdajiehaowan，tacaicongdishangzhanqilaipailepai**shangdechentu。