第一章 穿成炮灰

“keke,qiuqiuni,zairangwojianmamayiyan。”

“gun,lujiasangjiaquan,biehuiqi。”

....

“zhenexin,zheibushixiejiadiudiaodegouma?”

“zhenhuiqi,weilejiaruhaomen,shenzhibuzeshouduan...”

luanqingjuedenaohaizhongbuduandiyoushengyinxiangqi,touhenteng,huanhuandizhengkaiyanjing,neixieraorendehuazhujianxiaoshizainaohaizhong。

zhengkaiyanjingkandaodemianqianzuozhechuanzhexifudenanren,xiazhangdeyanjinglenglibingchen,tingbadeshenziconglierwaidoutouzheshengrenwukaodemoran。

“luanqing,nishedexingle,ng?”

“nizheixiasanlanshouduan,nimuqingouyinwofuqin,nihaixiangzaitamenhunlishanggouyinwo。”

陆安清?

婚礼?

tabushiweileduobisishengfansaorao,zaijialixiuxi,jieguoyijuexinglai,zheiyoushinali。

zixixiangzheluanqingdemingzi,zheibushizheibushitazheijitianaoyekuzhuidexiaoshuo《bazongbaochongxiaojiaoqi》denanpeima。

jiehun...zheibushikaitoupaohuinanpeiluanqingmuqinhexiechenchenfuqinjiehundechangheme?tazenmehuizaizheier?

难道......

xiangshituranyishidaoshenme,luanqingyandishanguoyisieran。

xintouyijin,tayouxienanyizhixin。

neimeyikaishinaohaizhongdehuabianshiyuanzhudejiyi。

tazheishichuanyuedaoyibenbazongxiaoshuoli,chengweilimianqiqicancandepaohuinanpei。

danzheishibushiyiweizhetakeyigaibianyuanzhuderenshengguiji?gaibianlumuhexiefujiehezaiyiqidezouxiang,jiunenggaibianjiluxieliangjiadailaidebeicandejieju?

“装哑巴?”

xiechenchenlengliedeshengyinjihuyaochuanpoermo,luanqinglenglengdikanzheyanqianzheigeren。

zheiyinggaishinanzhuxiechenchen。

shuzhong,yuanzhulianainaomuqinweilejiajixiechenchendefuqin,wushixiejiaqinpenghaoyoubushandetaiduyingshijinlexiejiademen,weiletaohaoneixieqinpenghaoyou,burangxiefuweinan,yuanzhumuqinshenzhijianglujiadechanyedoujiaojixiefudali,sihaobuchashou。

eryuanzhuzheigeshabaitiangengshiweilemuqinnenggouzaixiejiashenghuodehaoyidian,buduandiweiquqiuquan,buguangrenshouzhexiechenchendeyane,haiyaodingzheneixiejipinqinqideyanguang。

可结果呢?

xieshushuheyuanzhumuqinbeierensuanji,yiwaishenwang,touqihaimeiguo,neixieqinqibianyigejieyigedeshangmen,jiangjialidecaichanfendeganganjingjing,yuanzhuluodegejiaporenwangdejieju。

zhishimeixiangdaodeshi,tayeyincihexiechenchenchengweitongyizhanxianshangderen。

yuanzhugengshilaojilumudelinzhongzhutuo,zaiquezhenweizhongbinghou,haishichuquanbuliqibangzhexiechenchenzhongzhenjiaye,zuihouzaixiechenchengenbierenjiehunhou,luodeyigegukuwuyi,cansizaipolanchuzuwudexiachang。

fennuhehuiyizaixindijiuchanzheyongshanglai,luanqingmouguangzhujianyinlengxialai,tazhidaozheishiyuanzhudeqingxuzaizuoyouzheta。

jiranzhonglaiyishi,tajiuyaoconggenyuanshangdujue,shuzhongneixierenjiazailumushenshangdeshanghai,tayeyidinghuijiabeihaihuiqu!

erzhiyuluanqingweishenmehuizaihunlishangyundao,yeshiyinweixiejiayangnv,xieyingyitoutouxiaanmianyao,xiangyaorangrenzaotaluanqing,yuanbentabiankuisixiejianvzhurendediwei。

dansongyuxindechuxian,rangtazenghendaojidian,chanshengleweiji,zheiposhixiangyaobataerzidiujijianlajiderenchihanzaota。

erluanqingpinmingtaopaodaoyigefangjian,qiaqiaobianshinanzhuxiechenchendefangjian,jinerbeinanzhuwuhuishiyuanzhuxiangyaogouyinta,duiyuanzhudehaoganziranxiajianglejifen。

yuanbennanzhuduiyusongyuxingenluanqingjiubaoyoueyi,luanqingzhiqiangengshigezhongguitianxiejia,tazuiqiaobuqizheizhongren。

“xiexianshengwuhuile,nishibushiziwoganjueguoyulianghao?”luanqingyanjieweitai,moudilengyigengshen,wuguanjingzhidelianshangmimanzhesanfenaoran。

wenyan,xiechenchenyandishanguoyisizhenjing,tahuanhuandikaojinluanqing,zhijiebeipotakaozaiqiangjiao。

taiqitadexiaba,dongzuodaizhejifenqingtiaoyubuxie,“nizaigouyinwo,ng?xiwangwotongyinimagenwobajiehun,wogaosuni,youwozaideyitian,nimenjinxiejiajiubuhuiansheng。”