第4章 随遇而安吧

“yuexiameimo”zheigexiangchezhenggecanglandaludeminghao,yijinghenjiumeiyouzaizhongrendeerduoliyuanyuanbenbendichuxianguole。

yize,shiyinweizheigemonvyijinghenjiumeiyouchulaizuoeguole——dangranyeyoukenengshitazuoedeshihou,pangrenbuzhixiaoeryi。

erze,shiyinweijinxienianlaicanglandalushangduolehaoduojiaban“yuexiameimo”demozu。

tamenyiweichuanleyishenzhebuzhurouroudehongshaqun,zongzaiyueheifenggaoyesharenyuehuo,jiunenggouqudizhenzhengdeyuexiameimo——shide,shi“tamen”,erbujinjinshi“tamen”。

ke,sheirang“yuexiameimo”deminghaotaixiangliang,yindezhongduomozurenyinyiweixinyangni?renleidouyoumuqiangxinli,genghekuangyishenghaozhandemozuni?

zaizhe,zaimozuzhirendexinmuzhong,xingbiebingbushishenmedawenti。wulunnannv,xiangzuoshenme,nengzuoshenme,conglaidoumeiyouguidingdejiexian。

ranerzhenzhengdeyuexiameimoqishineimehaodangde?

danjiuyidian,zhenggemozujiumeishengjigenenggouzuodaode——yuexiameimodexiuweinaishihuashenzhongqi!

yaozhidao,yuanyingzhihouhaiyouchuqiao,chuqiaozhihoucaishihuashen。huashenzhihoushidacheng,dachengzaiwangshang,biankeyizhijiefeishengchengxianle!

zhenggecanglandalu,huashenqideqiangzhe,yishuangshoudoushudeguolai!

gujiyeshiyinweizheigeyuanyin,jinxienianlaicaitaruxiuxianzhitudexiushimen,jianguanlebukanyijide“yuexiameimo”,bianyiweicimonvzhibuguoshilangdexuming,genbenbuzhidetamenjingti!

suoyi,erjinzhouranjiandaole“yuexiameimo”benren,haiyishidaotadexiuweibushitamenyuanxiankouzhongneixuzhangshengshizhihou,zheixiexianmendizijiuyalehuo。

完了。

yishizhijian,jirennaohailibuyueertongshanxianchuzheigeziyan。

kezuoweiyuexiameimobenmodelikecaikankancongchuanyuezheigeshishizhonghuishen,yishuangwumeidongrendebukefangwudemouzizhizhidiluozaijirenshenshang,zhengdasuanyutamenhuagangeweiyubo,shengdezijicaichuanyuejiusidetoutoudeshihou,yizhiqiao**zhuyizhetadongxiangdejirendunshizhiyawayadijichengyituan,huluancongchuwujinnangzhongtaochufabaoyidunluanza。

likebiaoqingyouxieweimiao:“……”maomeiwenyixia,xiuxianhuirangrenjingshencuoluanma?

“ke。”tajuedezijizheiyangxiangbudui,taimeilimaoledianer!

yushiranzhefeihong“meijia”deshouchengquan,dizaichunbian,gangadikesouleyisheng,ranhouliekaiyinhongdechun,luchuyipaijiebaideyachi,ziyiweixiaorongheshandishuo,“qingwenneige……”

“哇!救命啊!”

“wuwuwu,wobuxiangsia!jiuming!”

“嘎……”

likezhalezhayan,naizhexingzi,kuodalexiaorong:“buhaoyisi,wobushixiang……”

tazhengshuozhe,quezaiyishunjian,yuandizhiliuxialehaizaifengzhongpiaoyaodeqiqicancan“jiuming”sheng……heta。

likelianshangdexiaorongdouranjiangying:“……”

made,poxiuzhenshijie,nengbunengtingrenbahuashuowanzaixiaoshi?

duici,beihongqingzongdexianzishiyongbaomingchuansongfuyiliuyanerchuanhuilezichenxianyudejirenbiaoshi:dangrankeyi!dannishirenma?nibushi!nishisharenbuzhayandemonva!

likebiyanshenhuxi,juedezijiduoduoshaoshaoyoudianerxinlei。

tataitoukanlekanyijingzhengdangdingkongdelieri,zijiquesihaoganshoubudaore,youshenshenditanlekouqi。

yiditou,youkanjianganggangzhaletajiaodibanerdedaiciertengtiao,xianshipiezhezui,dongledongjiaoyazi,ranhouziyaliezuidichongzheneitengtiaohuiwuzhequantou,zuihouwulididunxiashen,naodaimaizaixigaizhijian,bilebiyan。

zenmejiuzhendechuanyueleni?

xiangzhezijiyigeyueqianhaichongzheshiyousajiaodeziji,bujinmolebaxinsuanlei:kouhaiguikouhai,laotianyeyemeibiyaodangzhenba?

唉……

haobanshang,tacaixinbuganqingbuyuandicongdishangzhanqilai,suibianbianbieleyixiafangxiang——haoba,tashifenbuqingdongnanxibeide,youqixianzaitaiyanghaizaitadetoudingshang。

lian“dianbingdianjiang”doulandedian,suisuibianbianjianleyigefangxiangmanyouyoudizouzhe,caizouchuliangbu,tayouhuitoubazhatajiaodibanerdetengtiaojituoleguolai:zheidongxizharenzheimeteng,yinggaikeyiyonglaijiamojiayangdidiyuyixiahuairenba?

yesuanshiwudawuzhuang,zheiyuanbenjiushibeiyuanzhudingshangdedongxi,rujinyesuanshirangtadechengleba!

yushi,yangguangxia,yiweihongqunmeirenguangzhejiaoyazi,nazheyigenbuzhidaoshishenmedongxidedongxi,huangyouyoudichaoyipianmilinlizouqu。

likewubuleguandixiang:xiaoshuolichuanyuedenvzhujiaodoushiniubihonghongderenwu,xianglaiwoyinggaiyebuzhiyuhundetaicha。neijiu,suiyueranba!

duici,wangwenshiyoubiaoshi:hehe,wokeshishijiejibiedehaoshiyouni!“hundecha”he“guodejingcai”wohaishifendeqingdee!