第4章 灵异综艺,直播探险

jingguojitiandezhunbei,《wuyejinghun》jiemuzhongyuzhengshikaipai。

weilezengjiajiemudeshenmiganhecijixing,jiemuzujiangpaishedidianxuanzaileyijiafeiqiduoniandejingshenbingyuan。

jushuo,zheijiajingshenbingyuancengjingfashengguohenduokongbudelingyishijian,henduobingrendouzaizheililiqisiwang,tamendelinghunyizhipaihuaizaiyiyuanli,bukenliqu。

yewan,nongwulongzhaozhezhengzuoyiyuan,yinfengzhenzhen,fachuwuwudeshengxiang,lingrenmaogusongran。

yezhenheqitajiweijiabin,zaijiemuzudedailingxia,laidaoleyiyuanmenkou。

zheiciheyezhenyiqicanjiajiemude,haiyousanweijiabin。

yiweishidanghongliuliangxiaoshenglinzixuan,yongyouchaogaorenqihewushufensi,zheicicanjiajiemu,zhuyaoshiweiletiaozhanziwo,tuokuanxilu。

yiweishiguoqinvxingyangsiqi,cengjinghongjiyishi,danhoulaiyinweifumianxinwenchanshen,renqiyiluoqianzhang,zheicicanjiajiemu,shiweilefanhong,boquguanzhu。

haiyouyiweishituiyiyundongyuanzhangqiang,xinggegengzhi,danzihenda,zichengshiwushenlunzhe,zheicicanjiajiemu,chuncuishiweiletiyanciji,tiaozhanziwo。

“geweijiabin,huanyinglaidao《wuyejinghun》!”lidaozhanzaijingtouqian,duizhejiweijiabinshuodao,“jinwan,womenjiangzaizheijiafeiqidejingshenbingyuanliduguoyigenanwangdeyewan,xiwangdajianenggouzuohaoxinlizhunbei。”

“lidao,nijiufangxinba,womenkebushihedade!”zhangqiangpaizhexiongfu,yilianzixindishuodao。

“jiushi,bujiushiyijiapoyiyuanma?youshenmehaopade!”yangsiqiyegenzheshuodao,buguo,tadeyuqimingxianyouxiediqibuzu。

zhiyoulinzixuanyiyanbufa,meitoujinsuo,sihuyouxiejinzhang。

“yedashi,nizenmekan?”lidaojiangmuguangzhuanxiangyezhen,xiaozhewendao。

yezhenhuangusizhou,ganshoudaokongqizhongmimanzheyiguyinlengdeqixi,tazhidao,zheijiayiyuanqueshibujiandan。

“zheiliqueshiyouxiebutaiping,”yezhendandandishuodao,“buguo,dajiayebuyongtaidanxin,wohuibaohudajiade。”

yezhendehuayingangluo,zhibojianlidedanmujiuzhakaileguo。

“wocao!yedashibaqi!”

“youyedashizai,womenjiufangxinle!”

“yedashi,woyaojinishenghouzi!”

……

yezhenkanzhezhibojianlifengkuangshuapingdedanmu,renbuzhuxiaolexiao。

“haole,shijianbuzaole,womenjinquba。”lidaoshuozhe,biandaitouzoujinleyiyuan。

jiweijiabinhegongzuorenyuanjinsuiqihou,yezoujinleyiyuan。

yezhenzouzaizuihoumian,tayibianzou,yibianyongtianyanguanchazhesizhoudeqingkuang。

zhengrutasuoliao,zheijiayiyuanli,queshiyouhenduo“buganjing”dedongxi。

gangzoujinyiyuandamen,yezhenjiukandao,zaizoulangdejintou,zhanzheyigechuanzhebinghaofu、manlianshixuedenvren,zhengsisididingzhetamen。

zainvrendeshenhou,haigenzheyiquntongyangchuanzhebinghaofu、mianrongzhengningde“ren”。

zheixie“ren”youdequegeboshaotui,youdechangchuandulan,yigegedoumianmukebu,lingrenmaogusongran。

“wocao!neishishenme?!”zouzaiqianmiandezhangqiangyekandaolezoulangjintoude“renying”,dunshihedeliansecangbai,jinghuchusheng。

qitajiweijiabinyekandaoleneixie“renying”,dunshihedejianjiaolianlian,fenfenduodaolelidaohegongzuorenyuandeshenhou。

“dajiabuyaopa,neizhishihuanjue!”lidaoqiangzhuangzhendingdishuodao,dantadeshengyinquemingxianyouxiezhandou。

“bu,neibushihuanjue,neishizhendegui!”yangsiqihedeliansecanbai,jinjindizhuazhelidaodegebo,hunshendouzaizhandou。

“gui?zheishishangzenmekenenghuiyouguini?”zhangqiangsuiranzuishangzheimeshuo,dantadeyanshenquechumailetadeneixin,taxianranyebeihedebuqing。

“haole,doubiechaole!”yezhenlengshengshuodao,“bujiushijizhixiaoguima?youshenmehaopade!”

shuozhe,yezhenbiancongkoudailitaochuyizhangfuzhi,kouzhongniannianyouci。

suizheyezhendezhouyusheng,fuzhidunshiranshaoqilai,huazuoyidaojinguang,feixianglezoulangjintoudeneixie“renying”。

jinguangsuodaozhichu,neixie“renying”fenfenfachuqilidecanjiaosheng,ranhouhuazuoyilvqingyan,xiaoshibujian。

“这……”

jiweijiabinhegongzuorenyuandoubeizheiyimujingdaile,yigegemudengkoudaidikanzheyezhen,yanzhongmanshizhenjinghejingwei。

zhibojianlidewangyoumengengshizhakaileguo。

“wocao!yedashiniubi!”

“叶大师威武!”

“yedashi,woyaojinishenghouzi!”

……

yezhenmeiyoulihuiwangyoumendefengkuangshuaping,tazoudaojiweijiabinmianqian,dandandishuodao:“haole,meishile,womenjixuzouba。”

jiweijiabinzheicaihuiguoshenlai,tamenkanzheyezhendeyanshen,yijingcongyikaishidehuaiyihebuxie,bianchenglexianzaidejingweihechongbai。

youqishilinzixuan,takanzheyezhendeyanshen,gengshichongmanlefuzadeqingxu。

tayizhirenwei,zheigeshijieshanggenbenjiumeiyouguishenzhishuo,neixiesuoweidelingyishijian,zhibuguoshirenweidechaozuobale。

keshi,gangcaiqinyanmuduleyezhenzhuoguideyimu,tabudebuchengren,zijicuole。

zheigeshijieshang,zhendeyougui!

eryezhen,zhendeyongyouchangrenwufaxiangxiangdeteshunengli!

……

zaiyezhendedailingxia,jiweijiabinhegongzuorenyuanjixushenruyiyuanneibu。

yiyuanlihenanjing,zhinengtingdaotamenzijidejiaobushenghehuxisheng,yijiouercongmougejiaoluolichuanlaideqiguaishengxiang,gengzengtianlejifenkongbudeqifen。

“yedashi,nishuozheijiayiyuanli,zhendeyouhenduoguima?”yangsiqixiaoxinyiyidiwendao,taxianzaiyijingduiyezhenpeifudewutitoudi,batadangchenglezhuxingu。

“ng,”yezhendiandiantou,“zheiliyinqihenzhong,erqieyouhenduoyuanqiweixiaodelinghun,suoyicaihuichuxianzheimeduolingyishijian。”

“neiwomengaizenmeban?”zhangqiangjinzhangdiwendao,“womenyaozenmecainengbikaineixiegui?”

“zhiyaonimengenzhewo,buyaoluanpao,jiumeishi。”yezhendandandishuodao。

“hao,womentingnide!”jiweijiabinyikoutongshengdishuodao。

yezhendaizhejiweijiabinhegongzuorenyuan,laidaoleyijianbingfangmenkou。

zheijianbingfangdemenxuyanzhe,congmenfengli,keyiyinyinyueyuedikandao,bingfanglisihuyourenyinghuangdong。

“zheijianbingfangli,haoxiangyouren。”linzixuanzhizhebingfangmen,dishengshuodao。

“womenjinqukankanba。”lidaoshuozhe,bianshenshouqutuibingfangmen。

“dengdeng!”yezhenshenshoulanzhulelidao,“zheijianbingfangli,youhenqiangdeyinqi,womenhaishixiaoxinyidianbijiaohao。”

shuozhe,yezhenbiancongkoudailitaochuyizhangfuzhi,tiezailebingfangmenshang。

fuzhigangyijiechudaobingfangmen,jiulikeranshaoqilai,huazuoyidaojinguang,jiangzhenggebingfanglongzhaozaiqizhong。

jinguangsanquhou,bingfangmenzidongdakaile。

yezhenlvxianzoujinbingfang,jiweijiabinhegongzuorenyuanjinsuiqihou。

bingfanglihenhunan,zhiyouyishanchuanghutoujinlaiweiruodeguangxian,mianqiangkeyikanqinglimiandeqingkuang。

zaibingfangdejiaoluoli,fangzheyizhangbingchuang,bingchuangshangtangzheyigegushouruchai、toufahuabaidelaotaitai。

laotaitaibizheyanjing,xiongkouweiweiqifu,sihuhaihuozhe。

“youren!”zhangqiangdashengshuodao,“zheiliyouren!”

tingdaozhangqiangdeshengyin,laotaitaihuanhuandizhengkaileyanjing。

tadeyanjingli,chongmanlekongjuhejuewang,tazhanglezhangzui,sihuxiangyaoshuoxieshenme,danquefabuchurenheshengyin。

“laonainai,ninzenmele?”yezhenzoudaolaotaitaishenbian,qingshengwendao。

laotaitaikanzheyezhen,yanzhongshanguoxiwangdeguangmang,tazhandouzheshou,zhixianglezijidehoulong,shiyizijiwufashuohua。

yezhenjianzhuang,likemingbailelaotaitaideyisi。

tashenchushou,qingqingdianzailelaotaitaidehoulongshang。

yiguwennuandenengliang,congyezhendeshouzhangzhongyongchu,huanhuandiliurulaotaitaidetinei。

laotaitaiganjuedaohoulongchudetengtongjianjianxiaoshi,taganjidikanzheyezhen,zhanglezhangzui,zhongyufachuleshengyin。

“谢……谢谢……”

“laonainai,ninbuyongkeqi,”yezhenweixiaozheshuodao,“ninnenggaosuwo,zheilifashengleshenmeshima?”

laotaitaishenxiyikouqi,kaishijiangshutasuozhidaodeshiqing。

yuanlai,zheijiajingshenbingyuanzaihenduonianqian,cengjingfashengguoyiqicanjuerenhuandenvedaishijian。

dangshi,yiyuanliyouyigenianqingpiaoliangdenvhushi,yinweijujueleyuanzhangdezhuiqiu,erzaodaoleyuanzhangdebaofu。

yuanzhangjiangnvhushiguanjinlezheijianbingfangli,duitabaibanzhemo,zuizhong,nvhushibukanshouru,xuanzelezisha。

nvhushisihou,tadelinghunyizhipaihuaizaiyiyuanli,bukenliqu,taxiangyaobaofuneixiecengjingshanghaiguotaderen。

erlaotaitai,jiushidangnianneiqinvedaishijiandemujizhezhiyi。

laotaitaiqinyanmudulenvhushidebeicanzaoyu,quewulizuzhi,zheichengweiletaxinzhongyongyuandetong。

nvhushisihou,laotaitaidejingshenshoudaolejidadeciji,tayezhujinlezheijianjingshenbingyuan,chengweilezheilidebingren。

zheimeduonianlai,laotaitaiyizhishenghuozaikongjuhezizezhizhong,tabugangaosurenherennvhushidezaoyu,yebuganlikaizheijianbingfangbanbu,shengpahuiyudaonvhushideguihun。

yezhentingwanlaotaitaidejiangshu,xinzhongchongmanletongqinghefennu。

tashenchushou,qingqingdiwozhulaotaitaideshou,roushengshuodao:“laonainai,ninfangxin,wohuibangninbaochoude。”

laotaitaiganjidikanzheyezhen,yanzhongchongmanleleishui。

tazhidao,zijizhongyudengdaolejiushu。

“yedashi,nizaihesheishuohuani?”zhanzaiyezhenshenhoudelinzixuan,haoqidiwendao。

tazhikandaoyezhenduizhekongqiziyanziyu,quekanbudaolaotaitaideshenying。

“xu!”yezhenzuolegejinshengdeshoushi,ranhouzhizhelaotaitai,duilinzixuanshuodao,“nizixikankan,zheiweilaonainaishishei?”

linzixuanwenyan,zaicikanxianglaotaitai,zheiyici,tazhongyukandaolelaotaitaideshenying。

“a!”linzixuanhedejinghuyisheng,lianlianhoutui,“guia!”

“biepa,tabushigui,tashiren。”yezhenjieshidao,“tazhishibeikunzaizheilitaijiule,linghunshoudaolesunshang,suoyinikanbudaotaeryi。”

shuozhe,yezhenbiancongkoudailitaochuyizhangfuzhi,tiezailelaotaitaideetoushang。

fuzhigangyijiechudaolaotaitaideetou,jiulikeranshaoqilai,huazuoyidaojinguang,jianglaotaitailongzhaozaiqizhong。

jinguangsanquhou,laotaitaideshenyingbiandeqingxiqilai,tadelianseyehongrunlexuduo,buzaixiangzhiqianneiyangcangbaiwuli。

“zhei……”linzixuanmudengkoudaidikanzhezheiyimu,xinzhongchongmanlezhenhan,“yedashi,nizhenshitailihaile!”

“xiaoshiyizhuang。”yezhendandandixiaolexiao,“haole,womenxiandailaonainailikaizheiliba。”

shuozhe,yezhenbianfuzhelaotaitai,zouchulebingfang。

zhibojianlidewangyoumen,yetongguoyezhendezhibojingtou,kandaolelaotaitaideshenying。

“wocao!zhendeshiren!”

“yedashitainiubile!jurannengrangguixianxing!”

“yedashi,nishouwoweituba!”

……

zhibojianlidedanmu,zaicifengkuangshuaping。

yezhenmeiyoulihuiwangyoumendejingtan,tadaizhelaotaitai,heqitajiweijiabinyijigongzuorenyuan,likailezheijianchongmanzhebeishanghekongjudebingfang。

tamenjixuzaiyiyuanlitansuo,yilushang,yezhenliyongzijidetianyanhexuanxuezhishi,bangzhuneixiebeikunzaiyiyuanlidelinghunjietuo,yehuajieleqitajiabinyudaodelingyishijian,zhanxianchuqiangdadeshiliheshanliangdeneixin。

raner,yezhenbingbuzhidao,weixianzhengzaiqiaoranjianglin……