第三章熊孩子和熊家长

guoran,xiayijurangxiaananjianshidaoleyigejinpailvshidekoucai。

“tongchangxianqizheigecihui,shizhiwohenihenshu,buxihuannizheigerenhuozhezuodeshichanshengdefumianqingxu,errujin,woyouzenmekenengxianqinini?”

yanxiazhiyijiushi,wohenibingbushu,xianqiliangzitaitaijule……

xiaananweicichadiansangshilezijidebiaoqingguanli。

suiranneixinfengkuangtucao,dantahaishijuedingjiangsajiaomaimengjinxingdaodi。

datuimianqian,zunyansuanshen!

xiaananguzuobudongdesisuoyifanhou,yangqixiaodeyiliancanlandexiaolian,“dagegeshuodedui,womenshiyouxueyuanguanxideqinxiongmei,shuoxianqijianzhijiushizaiwuruni。”

shuowanhaizhuaizhelianggexiaoquantou,henyonglidegulegu。

额……

xiayediyicijuede,tajuranwuhuakejie。

eryipangdexiayuechadianxiaochusheng,nandekandaodagechibie,rangtaduizheigexiaotuanzibuyoudegengxihanlejifen。

tamujihuzaisidepaidiaolexiayehaixiangniexiaotuanziliandeshou,“niegepi,doubururenjiajisuidehaizi,guoranxingyeneirenchengniweiguijianchou,shiyoudaolide,jianzhilengxue!”

xiayeshensedanrandishouhuishou,anweidao。

“shihuatongchangbijiaocanren,bunengyinweitazhiyoujisui,wojiuyaoqushanyiqipianba。ren,zongbunenghuozaixujiashijiezhong,wozheitiqianjitashangyike,duitameihuaichubushi。kuangqie,wokeshianmiaoshoufeide,tajintiandaoshizhuanle。”

xiaanandouxiangtiaojiaole,haiyiweibadaozongcaidedienanyigongke,quebucengxiangdagezheigelvshijuranzheimegaonandu。

yanzhuziyizhuan,limabiankuqiqi。

“dagege,ananmeiqianqian,dengananzhangdazaixiaojingdagegehaoma?”

yuanbenganjingzhengjiedeyifu,xianzaichedibeiyanleibititudeyoushiyouzhou。

“xiaojinggepi,sigegedainimaiyifuqu,biekua,ananguai……”

xiayuebaoqixiaotuanzi,jinggaodihenglehaiyuzhangzuishuohuadexiayeyiyan。

gangqiaoxialoudexiashangjuntingdaoxiayueshuoyaochumen,burongzhihuidichaoduanzuozaishafashanghechadexiayeyangleyangtou。

“aye,nikaichepeitamenyiqiquba。”

jianfuqindoufahuale,xiayeyezhihaodiantoudaying。

jiuzaisanrenlikaishi,ketingmujushangdeshuijingxiaobaijiandongledong,xianheyanjingbufenyanranshiyigebuyibeirenchajuedeshexiangtou……

某知名商场。

“wa,zheigexiaonvhaihaopiaoliangya~xiangyangwawayiyang!”

“xiashao,zheishininmeimeima?yetaimengleba!”

xiayueyilianjiebeidibaozhexiaanan,duobizhejujiemendemozhua,lianshangqueshizangbuzhudejiaoaohedeyi。

“kanjiukan,bieshangshoua,womeimeipinenzheni,biebeinimendezhangzhijiajinaohuale,qubanimenxinshangdetongzhuangdoujixiaoyezhaochulai!”

manshenxiangshuiweidejujiemenhongxiaozhesankai,xiaananzhongyushenzhangxiaobozitouleyikouqi,erbingbushanzhangyingfuzheizhongchanghedexiaye,zejiekouqulexishoujian。

xiayuechihandinielenietadexiaobaozilian,“heihei,meixiangdaonizheigexiaotuanzibiwoxiongdijiadegouhaixiyinmeizi。”

“呸!”

beidangchengliaomeishenqidexiaananbanzhexiaolianchazhexiaoyao,jiangxiayuedoudehahadaxiao。

“gegechuqujiegedianhua,yihuiguaiguairangpiaoliangjiejiemendainihuanyifue~”

xiayuejiangxiaotuanzifangzaileshafashang,ranhouchaotahuanglehuangshouji。

xiaananxiaoshougangnaqiyitiaoyueyasedegongzhuqun,bianganjuehoubeibeirenhenhenyitui,chadianshuaidaoledishang。

ertashouzhongnazhedegongzhuqun,yebeineigezhangzhequebandexiaonvhaiqiangleguoqu。

xiaananyuanyiweigenzhetashenhoudenvrenhuijiaoxunzijidenver,bingxiangtadaoqian。

meixiangdaoneigepangnvrenfanermanlianbiyidisaolexiaananyiyan,“gaoshetongzhuangdian,shenmeshihouxiaojiaohuayenengsuisuibianbianjinlaile!”

shuowan,jieguonvershoushangqiangduoguolaidequnzi,manyididaliangleyixia,“baobeiyanguangzhenhao,lai,mamabangnishishi!”

jiuzaipangnvrendeyiyangyangdixiangyaolingzhezijianverqushiyijianhuanqunzishi,quebeixiaotuanzilanlexialai。

“小叫花叫谁呢?”

“xiaojiaohuajiaonia!”pangnvrenfanleyigebaiyan,sihaomeiyouzhuyidaoxiaotuanzishexiadeyuyanxianjing。

xiaananjianzhuangchaofengdigoulegouchun,“e,yuanlaishixiaojiaohuazaijiaowoa,nanguaizuineimechouni~zhangderenmogouyang,qifuxiaohaizi!”

shuowan,haipoyouqishidiyongxiaoshoushoucenglecengxiaobizi。

judadefanchamengdewenshengganlaidanxinxiaotuanzichikuidejujiechadianpenbixue。

好想偷娃怎么办?

在线等,急。

zoudaonalidoubeishougongweidepangnvren,nalibeiyigeruchouweigandexiaonvhaizheiyangchaoxiaoguo,dangjizhanghonglelian。

“nizheixiaolangtiziyoumeiyoujiajiao!kanwobutinibamajiaoxunni!”

shuozhe,bianyaoshenshouquzhuaxiaotuanzidetoufa。

哼,自讨欺辱。

xiaananxinlilengxiaoyisheng,linghuodiniuleniuxiaoshenzi,bingzaizhongrenkanbudaodejiaoluo,shenchulezijidexiaojiaojiao。

“aiyo!”pangnvrenbeixiaananyiban,cubujifangdishuailegegouchishi。

jianpangnvrenbixuehengliu,pangbiandenverjianjiaozhechaoxiaananpuleshangqu。

wuliusuihaizidedongzuozaiyouchengrenzhishangdexiaananmianqian,jiuyourufanglemandongzuo,sanxiawuchuerjiunaohualetadelian。

pangnvrendangjizhuaqilepangbiandeyijia,“dasinizheixiaolangtizi,juranganzhuashangwobaobeinverdelian!”

yipangdejujiejimangtingshendangzailexiaotuanzidemianqian,chaopangnvrenlengshengdao。

“liufuren,womendianliyouquanchengjiankong……”

meidengjujieshuowan,jiubeipangnvrenzhigaoqiangdidaduan。

“heng,youjiankongyouruhe,nibuguojiushiyigexiaoxiaodefuwuyuan,lundedaonishuohuama?gunkai!haiganweixielaoniang,xinbuxinwojiaowolaogonglailianniyiqida,banimendiandoujizale!”

jiuzaitazhunbeizhuangqiangzuoshiditaochushoujideshihou。

shenhouturanchuxianleyidaobinglengcigudeshengyin。

“shisheiqiangwomeimeidequnzi,haigandongshoudaren?”

xiaananwenyanyixi,congjujieshenhoutanchulenaodai,pujinlemanlianbingshuangdexiayuehuaili。

weiqubabadigengyandao,“sigegecuqudadianhuadeshihou,neigeayixiangyaoqianganandexinqunzi,hainaqiyijiaxiangyaodaanan。”

shuowan,shenchulenenbaidexiaogebo,zhizheshangmianhuangdoudaxiaodeyuqing,bielebiezui。

“wokao!”xiayuekanzhenaituanshoubeishangdeyuqing,xintengdizhengzhangjunliandouzhouleqilai,renzhendichuileliangxia。

kuazhangdeyangzi,rangxiaanangangadejiaozhichadianzaixiezilikouchuleliangshiyiting。

jianchawanmeimeishenshangmeiyouqitashanghenhou,xiayuerenbuzhujiaoyuleqilai,“anan,zhangdehaokandecaishiayi,neishimuzhu。”

“e,zhidaolegege。”

xiaotuanziyilianrenzhendiguaiguaidiantou,xiangshixuedaoleshenmepoyoushenyidedadaoli。

pangnvrentingzheliangrenyilaiyihuidechaofeng,qidezhengzhangpangliandoubianxingniuqule,pofusidechayaonuma,“pei!nimenlianggeyoumashengmeimayangdexiaozazhong,youzhongzaishuoyici?”

muqinyinweishengtananchanerwangdexiayue,zuitingbudebierenwenhoutama,dangjimanlianliqiditiqilenvrendeyiling,yuqigengshilengdexiangshichanlehanbing。

“ni,youzhongyezaishuoyici!”