wochuanchengguogongfushizishi，xiaohuachenglewodetongfangyahuan。
qianshiwodangtiangousannian，talianzhengyandoubuqiaowo。
rujintaguizhejiwoxijiao，woguyibashuipotalianshang：“zheishuiliangle。”
tayaoyarenle，woquebianbenjiali：“yihoumeiwanxiefenshiqinzongjie。”
xitongtishi：“zhemoxiaohuarenwuwancheng，jianglibingzhenkeleyiguan。”
tazhongyubaofa：“liyan！nigongbaosichou！”
wohuangzhekele：“zheijiaokpikaohe，moweitaotaizhidongma？”
suwanwanzheibeizidoumeixiangguo，youchaoyiri，taneishuangjingxinbaoyang、zhiyonglaidangangqinhezuomeijiadeshou，huijinpaozailingyigerendexijiaoshuili。
guogongfushiziyuanluodepianfangli，qingshidimianbingliangjianying，luodetaxigaishengteng。tachuanzhecushiyahuandehuibuyiqun，wanqidefajizhiyongyigenzuiputongdemuzanguding，jilvsuifalangbeiditiezaihanshidebinjiao。penlideshui，wenduzhengheshi，shitagangcaiyaozheya，renzhexiuchi，yibianbianshichulaide。kepenlineishuangshuyunanrendejiao，quedaizheyizhonglisuodangrandeyonglan，shibushihaieyididongyixia，jianqideshuihuadashiletabenjiudanbodeyijin。
“si……”jiaodezhuren，shiziliyan，xieyizaipuzhejinduanruandiandeaitashang，zuilidiaozheyikegangcongbingjianliquchudeziputao，hanhudixilekouliangqi，“ze，zheishui……liangle。”
凉了？
suwanwanmengditaiqitou，neishuangcengjingzaixiaoyuanwanhuishanggupanshenghui、midaowushunanshengdexingyanli，cikeshengmanlenanyizhixindenuhuohequru。penlideshuimingminghaimaozhesisireqi！takanzheta，kanzheneizhangshuxiyoumoshengdelian——yijiushineigezaitushuguanjitazhanzuo、zaishitangbangtapaidui、xiayutianjitasongsan，beitahulaihequzhengzhengsanniandeliyandelian！keneiyanshen，neizitai，neizuijiaoruoyouruowudeeliexiaoyi，dourangtagandaochegudehanlenghehuangmiu。
“liyan！”tajihushicongyafenglijichuzheilianggezi，shengyinyinweifennuerweiweizhandou，“niguyide！”
liyanmantiaosilidituchuputaopi，yanpidoumeitaiyixia，fangfozaitanlunjintiandetianqi：“ng？nishuoshenme？benshizimeitingqing。”taguyituozhanglediaozi，daizheyizhongshangweizheteyoude、lingrenzuooudeyonglan，“shuiliangle，tingbujian？erduoyelongle？”
suwanwanxiongkoujulieqifu，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，jihuyaoqiachuxuelai。qianshineigezaitamianqianliandaqidoubuganchuan、zhihuishaxiaodetiangou，rujinyaoshenyibianchenglezhangwotashengshadaquandeguogongfushizi？zheigaisidechuanyue！pingshenmetashigaogaozaishangdezhuzi，erta，cengjingzhongxingpengyuedexiaohua，jiuchenglezheizuidijiandetongfangyahuan？haikaijujiuhuxiangrenchuleduifang！zheijianzhishilaotianyekaidezuiedudewanxiao！
tazhenxiangbazheipenxijiaoshuihenhenkouzaitaneizhangdeyiwangxingdelianshang！
kelizhisisidizhuaizhuleta。zheilishidengjisenyandegudai，tashishizi，tashinupu。fankang？tahaobuhuaiyi，zhiyaotagandongyixia，pangbianneilianggehushidandandecuzhuangpozihuilikechongshanglai，batatuochuqudagebansi，shenzhizhijiefamaidaozui**dedifangqu。
“nubi……zheijiuquhuanreshui。”suwanwandixiatou，yongjinquanshenliqicaiyaxiahoulonglidegengyanhenuhuo，shengyingansederutongshazhimoca。tajiannandinuodongmamudexigai，shituduanqineipenzaitakanlaiwenduzhenghaodeshui。
“manzhe。”liyandeshengyinzaicixiangqi，daizheyizhongmaozhuolaoshubandexixue。
suwanwandongzuoyijiang，xinmengdichenlexiaqu。
liyanzhongyuzuozhileshenti，neishuangyanjingdaizhehaobuyanshidewanwei，shangxiadaliangzheta。congtayinweiquruerweiweizhandoudejianbang，daotazhanleshuizidehuibuyijin，zaidaotaneishuangpaozaishuili、zhijiefanhongdeshou。tademuguangxiangbinglengdeshexin，tianshizhetameiyicunlangbei。
“benshizixianglexiang，”tamanyouyoudikaikou，meiyigezidouxiangcuiledudezhen，“guanghuiduanchadaoshui、puchuangdiebei、xijiaonuanchuang……weimiantaimeijishuhanliangle。”tadunledun，xinshangzhesuwanwanshunjianshabaidelianseheyanzhongpenboyuchudenuhuo，caimanyouyoudipaochuleneijushipotianjingdehua：“zheiyangba，congjinwankaishi，nimeiwanshifengzhihou，doudejibenshizixieyifen‘shiqinzongjie’。”
侍寝总结？！
zheisigezirutongjinglei，zhadesuwanwannaoziliyipiankongbai。pangbianshilidexiaoyahuanhepozimenyeshunjiandengdaleyanjing，mianmianxiangqu，lianshangxiemanlezhenjinghemangran。shiqin……haiyaoxiezongjie？zheiyoushishenmeshiziyexiangchulaidexinhuayang？
“neirongma，”liyanwushizhongrenjingedemuguang，ziguzidibaizheshouzhitou，yibenzhengjingdikaishibuzhi“zuoye”，“yaoxiangxijilushiqinguochengzhongdegexiangbiaoxian，birutaidushifoujiji、dongzuoshifoudaowei、fanyingshifou……ng，shengdong？duile，haiyaoyouziwofansi，nalizuodebugouhao，xiaciruhegaijin。zuihou，zaizhanwangyixiaweilai，ruhetishengshiqinzhiliang，genghaodimanzubenshizidexuqiu。ng，dagai……jiuanzheigesiluxieba。”
tameishuoyiju，suwanwandeliansejiubaiyifen，shentijiudoudegenglihaiyifen。xiuru！zheishi**luode、haowudixiandexiuru！batadangchengshenmele？yijiankeyisuiyipingdian、dafen、xieshiyongshuomingdewupinma？
“liyan！ni**！nigongbaosichou！”jiyadenuhuohequruzhongyuchongkualelizhidediba，suwanwanmengdizhanqishen，zhizheliyandebizi，jianshengjiaomachulai。shenmezunbei，shenmehouguo，tatongtonggubushangle！zheibirangtaguizhexijiaohaiyaoexinyiwanbei！
jiuzaitahuayinluoxiadeshunjian，yigebingleng、haowuganqingdejixieyintuwudizailiyannaohaizhongxiangqi：
【ding！jiancedaomubiaorenwu‘suwanwan’qingxujuliebodong，quruzhi、fennuzhidadaofengzhi！‘zhemoxiaohua’richangrenwu‘dangzhongxiuru’wanchengdu100%！】
【renwujianglifafang：bingzhenkekoukele（330mlyilaguanzhuang）x1，yicunruxitongkongjian。】
成了！
liyanxinzhongkuangxi，lianshangquebudongshengse，shenzhizuijiaoneimoeliedexiaoyigengshenlejifen。guoran，duifuzheizhongyangaoyudingdexiaohua，jiudeyongzuihendezhaoshuchuotafeiguanzi！zheipoxitongsuiranmingziesu（“zhengguxiaohuajiubianqiang”），danjianglishizhenxianga！bingzhenkele！zaizheilianbingkuaidouxihandegudai，jianzhishishenwu！
taxinnianyidong，youshoukansisuiyidizaiaitaderuandianpangyifu。
xiayike，zaisuwanwanfennudedengshixia，zaiyahuanpozimenjingyibudingdemuguangzhong，yigetamencongweijianguode、yinguangshanshan、yinzheqiguaihongsehuawendexiaoguanzi，pingkongchuxianzaileliyandeshouzhong！
“哗啦——”
liyanshouzhilinghuodigouzhulahuan，qingqingyiche。yishengqingcuide、daizheqitishifangdeshengxiangzaijijingdefangjianligewaiqingxi。
yiguqiyide、daizhe**xingdetianxiangshunjianmimankailai。
suwanwandemashengjiaranerzhi，yanjingdengdeliuyuan，sisidingzheliyanshoulineigemaozhesisibaiqidehongsexiaoguanzi，yijiguanshenshangneishuxide、huatide“coca-cola”ziyang。
可乐？！
冰镇可乐？！
ta……tazenmehuiyouzheige？！
liyanfangfomeikandaotazhenjingdebiaoqing，manyouyoudijuqiguanzi，coudaozuibian，yangtouguanleyidakou。bingliang、daizheqipaodeyetihuaguohoulong，neijiuweide、shuyuxiandaigongyedetiannihe**ganshunjianxijuanquanshen，rangtamanzudimiqileyan，zhangzhangdi“ha——”leyikouqi。
shuang！taishuangle！zhemochourenhainenghebingkuoluo，zheichuanyuezhile！
tahuanglehuangshoulihaishengxiaobanguandekele，lvguanpengzhuangfachuqingcuideshengxiang，kanxianglianseyoufennuzhuanweizhenjing、youyouzhenjingzhuanweinanyizhixin、zuihoudinggezaiyizhongshijieguanbengtabanmangrandesuwanwan，manyouyoudikaikou，yuqidaizheyizhongqianzoude、jugaolinxiade“zhuanye”gan：
“gongbaosichou？suwanwan，nizheisixiangjuewuyoudaitigaoa。”tahuangzhekeleguan，xiangshizaihuangyibeihongjiu，“zheijiaoguifanhuaguanli，dongbudong？zheijiaokpikaohe！”
tadunledun，xinshangzheduifangchedimengdiaodebiaoqing，ranhouyiziyiju，qingxidituchuzuihouyiju：
“moweitaotaizhi，dongma？kaohediandide，keshiyaojuanpugaizourende。”
末尾淘汰制……
KPI考核……
zheijigezirutongmozhou，zaisuwanwanwengwengzuoxiangdenaozilifanfuhuidang。takanzheliyanneizhangxiemaneliehexiangshoudelian，kanzhetashoulineiguanmaozhelengqi、xiangzhengzhetayongyoumouzhongtawufalijieliliangdekele，zaixiangxiangneifenquruzhijide“shiqinzongjie”……
yigujudade、hunhezhejuewang、fennu、huangdanheshenshenwulidehanyi，mengdicongjiaodibancuanshangtianlinggai，shunjiandongjieletaquanshendexueye。
tayanqianyihei，shentihuanglehuang，zaiyezhichengbuzhu，“putong”yisheng，ruanruanditandaozaibinglengjianyingdeqingshidishang。yishixianruheianqian，zuihouyigeniantouwubiqingxi：zheigaisidegudai，zheigaisideliyan，zheigaiside……kpi！