第4章 胯下钻过去

tasuiranmianshangzheimeshuo,danshixinlihaishiyouxiezhenhande,benyiweixiefanjinzhidaodeduo,shicongnadelexiaoxi,ranhoudazhenengqiahuisuandehuangziyaoyanhuozhong。

keshiganggang,jiuneimeyizhangfu,jiubarenjidingzhule,donglingguoguoshihaoxiangyemeizheiyangdebenshiba?

pangpoziyilianjingkongdehuodongleyixiagebotui,chadianhechuniaolai,ganggangfashengleshenme,tazenmejiubunengdongle?

buguo,tayejiushipaleneiyishunjian,yebingbuxiangxinxiefanjinyouduodadebenshi,kendingshizheisiyatouganggangshualeshenmeshouduan。

zheisiyatouyaoshizhenyoubenshi,zahainenggenzheyiqiliufang?pangpoziyuexiangyuejuedeshizheigedaoli。

zhongrentingxiaoyanxidehua,yehuangrandawu:

“原来是个骗子!”

“naomentieyizhangzhi,jiubazheipozihedebugandong,bushishuotazuoleneimeduohuaishima,zheipozizenmedanzihaizheimexiao。”

“ganggangtahaishuo,wangdaxiaojiegenhenduonanren……”yourenhuashuodaoyiban,kanwangyingyingliansenankan,lianmangbilezui。

wangjiasuiranbushishenmewanghoujiangxiangzhijia,danwangyingyingdefuqinyeshihubushangshu,dezuilewangjia,kenenghuichibuledouzhezoude。

neigehuashuodaoyibanderenfanyingguolaishenme,lianmangyoudayuanchang:“neigenvrenkendingshigepianzi,jingranhaiganwumiewangxiaojie,jiushigaida!”

xiefanjinzhanglezhangzui,haixiangtizijijieshi,bingyizhijieyibawuzhutadezui:“ganjinzou,shaoshuohua!”

xiefanjinqidebuxing,takemeiyouluanshuo,takebushipianzi!

kantayilianbuganxin,xiaoyanxijinggaota:“xingshiyaodidiao,rechudamafanlai,woyebaobuleni!”

yaoshizhangtianshizhidaozheinvrenyouzheimedadebenshi,kendingbuhuirongtahuozaizheigeshishang。

taxianzaizhishigeluopodefeitaizi,kebuxiangzaigenguoshiyoushenmeqianche。

xiefanjinyaoyaqiechi:“wopashenme,woshenmeyebupa,sheiganzhaorewo,wojiuhaihuiqu!”

xiaoyanxilengchiyisheng:“youbenshi,nizhanzhebiedong。”

xiefanjinhaimeimingbaixiaoyanxizheihuashenmeyisi,jiujianxiaoyanxiyuezouyueyuan,tahenkuaijiuhuxikunnanquanshenwuli。

xiefanjinlianseyibian,lianmangzhuishangqu。

taxinlizheigeqia,yiqiandetaneikeshichizhafengyun,eguidouderaozhetazou,chuandaozheimeyigeroutifantaishenshang,jingranhaiyaokaozheyigenanrengouhuo,tayishiyingmingdouhuile!

wangyingyingkanzhexiaoyanxihexiefanjinyuezouyueyuan,qideyaoyaqiechi,tadelianmianjinridoudiuguangle,tayidingbuhuirangtamenhaoguode!

wangyingyingyanlishanguoshenme,zaishenbiandexiaoyahuanerbianshuolejiju,xiaoyahuanyouxiechayidekanlewangyingyingyiyan,lianmangyouyingleyishengjiulikaile。

shengxiadetaiyangyouxiedula,meizouduojiu,xiefanjinjiuyijinghunshenshihan,youleiyoukele。

zheihaimeichujingchengni,jinshadaokeshiyuanzaiqianlizhiwai,yaoshizaizheiyangxiaqu,neibudeshengburusi?

xiefanjinhuranlingguangyixian,chunbanqingqi:“richulingguang,bianzhaoshifang,baishenanwen,shoumingyanzhang,jianshenzaiqian,simingzaihou,shoubafuchu,sufasufa,jijirulvling!”

yidaohuangsedefuzhiqiaowushengxidezaixiefanjinshouliranshao,xunsuhuaweihuijin。

xiefanjindunshijiuganjueshenqingqishuang,zudishengfeng。

bingyixilexibizi,haoxiangwendaoleshenmeqiguaideweidao,yihuitoujiukanjianxiefanjinneizhangxiaolian,tayoudianbujie,douliufangle,zheinvrenzenmehaizheimegaoxing,zoudehaizheimehuankuai,buhuiyouzaixiangzenmepatazhuzidechuangba?

xiaoyanxicishiyouxiegenglangbei,tahoubeidoushixue,liansebibaiwuchanghaiyaobai,meizouyibudoushifenkunnan。

bingyijianzhuang,likedao:“zhuzi,shuxiabeizheniba!”

xiaoyanxicalecaetoudehan,zhijiejujue:“bubi,wohainengzou。”

cishi,daoluliangbiankanrenaoderenyuelaiyueduo,zhongrenduizhexiaoyanxizhizhidiandian。

nianqingguniangmenkanjianxiaoyanxineizhangjunlian,youxiuseyouwanxi,zheikeshidonglingguodiyimeinan,zenmejiuluoderucixiachangle?

zheishi,yourenhurandahanqilai:“dajiakuailaikana,zheigejiushibeibianweishurendefeitaizia,tagoujiepanzei,jiedangyingsi,haixianhaizhongliang,haisilehaoduoren,chiwomenlaobaixingdexuemantoua……”

yourenzheimeyihan,dunshijiuyinqilegongfen,haoxierendouzhizhexiaoyanximaleqilai。

“zheizhongbaileizenmenengzuotaizini,jiuyinggaixiadiyu,zhenshitiandaobugonga!”

“tahuaishizuojin,zenmezhishiliufang,jiuyinggaiqiandaowangua,wumafenshi!”

“womendasita,dasita!”

yourenyouhanleyisangzi,choujidanlancaiyedunshimantianfei。

cengjingzunguiwushuangyirenzhixiawanrenzhishangdetaizidianxia,cishichenglerenrenhandadeguojielaoshu。

loushangneixiecengbeixiaoyanxidayadeguanyuan,kantalangbeideyangzi,doushixingzailehuo,lianmangrangrangzheyaoduohejibei。

bingyiqideyouyaochoujian,caixiangqiliufangzhirenshibuzhundailiqide,tadejianzaojiuzangzaidonggongmenkoule。

“nimenbuyaozheiyang,taconglaimeizuoguoshenmehuaishi,doushibeirenxianhaide……”

haimeidengbingyizuoshenme,jinshihuranshangqian,yibiantixiaoyanxijieshi,yibiantitadangzhulurendiuguolaidezangdongxi。

yuanbenxiaoyanxibingbujuedeyoushenme,bijingchengwangbaikou,taluoderucixiachangshitajibururen。

keshijinshizheiyangzuo,fanerrangtayouxiebuzhisuocuo,xinlishuobuchudeziwei。

“hahaha,xiaoyanxi,niyiqianbushitingweifengdema,rujinhaixuyaoyigenvrentinichutou,zhenshilingwoguamuxiangkana!”

lairenyishenjinyihuafu,shoulinazheyibajinsishan,kanqilairenmogouyangde,zhishizouqilulai,youxieyiqueyiguaide,zhengyilianxingzailehuodedaliangzhexiaoyanxi。

xiaoyanxilenglengdekanletayiyan:“zhugongzizhenqingxian,jingrannengcongnvrendechuangshangpaxialai,laikanwodexiaohuale?”

zhugongzi,shizhuhuanghoudeqindidi,zhangzheyouhuanghouchengyao,zaijingchengweisuoyuwei。

youyici,xiaoyanxizhuangjianzhufangqiangqiangminnv,jiujinggaojiju,meixiangdaozheigezhufangjingranhaiduixiaoyanxipokoudama,xiaoyanxizhijierangrendaduanletadetui。

suoyi,zhufangshihentoulexiaoyanxide,rujinxiaoyanxiluopole,tazenmenengbulaicaiyijiaoni?

zhufangyixiangqiyiqiandeshiqing,gengshinuhuozhongshao:“xiaoyanxi,nidouzheidexingle,jingranhaiganzheimegenbengongzishuohua,haiyiweinishigaogaozaishangdetaizini!”

zhufangqidemoya,youbunufanxiao:“wotingshuojinshadaokedoushishazi,cuncaobusheng,niquleneikeshisiluyitiao。”

tashuozhe,huranfenkaishuangtui:“zhiyaoniguizhecongwokuaxiazuanguoqu,bingqiejiwoketou,jiaoyishengyeye,woxinqingyihao,meizhunhainengzainikuaiesideshihoujinisongdianchiyong!”