siya：“niang，pingshenmewomensuoyourendouyaoganhuo，wuyazheimexiaoyigerendouyaobangniangyiqishoushiwankuaide，pingshenmeyeyeshenmeshidoubuyonggan，tiantianzaijiashuijue？”
qishisiyahewuyashishuangbaotai，siyahewuyayiyangda。siyashibuhaoyisishuozijihaishiyoueryuandenianji，zheicaixiangweiwandiannawuyashuoshi。
zhaozhaoditingdaosiyapanchelaoyezi，yebuguzijideshouhaizangxixidele，lianmangguolaiwuzhusiyadezui。
“jinsheng！nigesiyatoubuxianghuole，zenmeganpancheniyeyede？”
jialisuoyourendouzhidao，laoyezixumusuiranpiqihao，kanqilaihaoqifu，danjialirendouzhidao，laotaitaiqueshibuhaorede。
erxulaopozizuibaobeidejiushilaoyezile。
sheiyaoshishuoxumubanjubushi，rangxulaopozitingdaole，bishuotabenrendebushigengrangtafengkuang。
henjiuhenjiuzhiqian，zuishouxulaopozichongaidexumingchengcengjingchangshiguoyihui，xiaoguojiushihoulaizaimeirenganshuoxumudebanjubushi。
yingjiledezhaozhaodizaitingjiantanverjingranganbuzhisihuodepanyaoxumudeshihou，gubudezijideshouqianyimiaohaizaiwushuilipaozhe，lianmanglaiwusiyadezui。
xusiyakanjiantayanlineigeqinlaoposhiyouwenroudeniangyibengduogaode，yiyutarenshebuxiangfudesudulaiwuzijizuideshihouzhenggerendoushimengde。
youneimeyishunjian，tashenzhijuedetadewenrouniangqingaibuhuiyebeichuanleba？
zhidaozhaozhaodiyougentajieshi：“niyeshentibuhao，zhiqianyoubeizhuangyunle，zheicaixuyaoxiuxi。pingshideshihou，niyeyehaochaoshude，zanjiameigeyueguangkaoniyechaoshudounengzhengbushaoni。zheihuakebiezaishuole，beininaitingjianle，kelebude。”
jianxusiyahaimengmengde，zhaozhaodixianshihenyoutougandesichukanlekan，zhongdianshichufangmenkouhechuangkou。
jianmeirenle，yourangsanyaqumenkoushouzhe，zheicaixiaoxiaoshengdejisiyahuiyixulaopoziyiwangde“fenggongweiji”。
xusiyayuetingmeitouyuezhou，suoyinainaiguoranshijipinnainai！
buguo，zhidaolexumumeigeyuechaoshunengjijializhengduoshaoyinzizhihou，siyajiushiqudebishangzuibale。
zhiyaoyeyebushichiganfandejiuhao。
buran，tadie，tachuledaboheqishuyiwaideqitajigeshubomendouyaoleisileihuodexiadi，jiutayeyezaijiatangzheshuidajue，rangtazenmexinlipingheng？
siyazaizhidaotayeyeshijializhuanqianzhulihou，jiujianjianmeineimexinlibupinghengla。
takuaikuaileledebangzhaozhaodiyiqishuawan。
erbeizhengwuduladeyangguangquantuisanbuliushidexumu，yijingyouxinqingmeimeizaidetangxiale。
shuishishuibuzhede，tahaimeitailao，fangxiandaizhengshichuangdenianji，meiyouneimeduojue。
danganhuoyeshiganbuleyidiande。
chideneimecha，sheiyouxinqingganhuoa。
zaishuole。tajiushiaitangping，sheidoubiexiangjiaotaganhuojuanqilai。
xumuxiangzhexiangzhedoukuaichangqilaile，yizhendianziyinzainaohailihuranxiangqi。
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【检测到合适宿主】
【nihao，woshigaizaojipinxitong，bianhao4848748，qingwensuzhuxumushifoubangding？】
tingdaoyourenzaizijinaohailizichengxitong，haiyaogenzijibangding，xumuyidiandoumeiyoujingya。
tadouchuanyuechuanshujiabianxingle，zheishijie，haiyoushenmebukenengde？
buguo，bangdingxitongzheishi，xumushijujuede。
gaizaojipin，yitingjiuhenfeiren，tazheiyishikeshiyouzheimeduotianranniumanengganhuoyangziji，meimeitangpingbuxiangma？
废这功夫干嘛？