第五章离婚快乐
liangrendaominzhengjushi，yijingshixiawusidian，limianrenbuduo，liangrenzoudaolihunchuangkou，suyefangfokandaolewushuxiaoqianqianchaotazhaoshou。
ruguobushilizhisisilazhejiangsheng，suyebudingjiuchongshangqudahouyisheng“womenyaolihun！”le。
nangongjinxuanquanchengheilian，hedebanlilihunshouxudegongzuorenyuanzhanzhanjingjing，sudubipingshikuailebuzhiyibei。
nadaozihongsexiaobenben，suyezhongyubuzaiyayibenxing，shenshoushijingpaipainangongjinxuandegebo，“xiongdi，gongxia，lihunkuaile！”
“lingwai，zhunigennixiaoqingrenerbainianhaohe、baitouxielao、shengshengshishizaiyiqia！”
suyebabudezhananjiannvzaiyiqini。
nvpeilvchananzhuzhanan，tianshengyidui！
datinglilinglingsansanjigerendouyongyizhongguaiyidiyanshenkanzheliangren。
xiaoqingrener，e，nandechuguia。
nvfanghaizhenshihaopiqi，jingranhaizhufuqianrengenxiaosan，ruguoshitamen，budadezhananjiannvguixialaihanmamacaiguai！
“咦？”
yourenchayi，“neigenandexiangbuxiang......xiangbuxiangnangongjituanzongcai？”
“nixiangduole，rennangongzongcaihaimeijiehunni。”
“也是哦。”
“bushi，nigenwopancheshenmejiaoqing，laonianggaosuni，jiusuanniguitian，zheihunyebixudeli！”
nangongjinxuanheizhelianchezhesuyeshouwanjiangrenzhuaichuleminzhengju。
苏叶也不恼。
bijingyanqianzheirenkebaisongletayidabiqianni。
chuleminzhengju，suyechaikainangongjinxuandeshou，balihunzhengzhenerzhongzhidefanghao，ranhouchaonangongjinxuanhuihuishou，“xiongdi，wojiubugenniyidaole，baibai~”
说完转身就走。
yuanyuande，hainengtingdaotaheng：“zangelaobaixingajinergezhenyazhengaoxing~”
nangongjinxuanliansegengnankanle。
taxiangbutong，suyejiuneimexianglihunma？
tabushiduizijiaidesiquhuolai，feizijibuke，buyaoliandouyaogenzijijiehunma？weishenmezheimegancuijiudayinglihun？
suyewanquanbuzhidaonangongjinxuanzaixiangshenme。
她高兴！
shouliyouqian，xinlibuhuang！
weileqingzhulihun，bixudachiyidun。
jiexialai，suyeyongshijixingdongquanshileshenmejiaoqingzhu。
yiqiantebieyanchandemougepinpaideyifu，mai！neigebaobaozhenhaokan，mai！xiangchideriliao，bixuchi！
daozuihou，shoulitizheyidaduidongxi，duzilizhuangleyiduzimeishi，jinqianjifadexingfendanle，suyezhongyuganjuedaoleile。
嗯，回家！
这次婚离的真划算。
xianbushuoshoulidecunkuan，jiutamenxianzaizhudeneidongbieshu，dajiqianwanni。
zheimeshuolai，shijidaotashoulidehaochuzuiqimayousangeyi，kaixin！
suyeqianshizhishigexiaotouming，chuanyueleyihui，chenglexiaofupo，xinlimomoduigelushenxianbailebai。
呲——
砰——
yiliangbaisejiaochefengleyiyangwaiqiniubazaigonglushangxingshizhe，yantucheliangjimangbirang，zuihou，chezizhijiechongshanglerenxingdao，zhuangzailexingdaoshu，fachujudadezhuangjisheng。
“啊！死人啦！”
duanzandejingkongduobihou，xingrenfenfenweileshanglai，zhishisheiyemeigankaojin。
chezidangfengbolisuichenglezha，yinyinyueyuenengkandaojiashizuoshangpazhegexuelinlinderen。
suyetongkongyisuo，naohaizhong，sihuyoutongyangdechangjingshanguo，cierdechacheshang，jingkongdejianjiaosheng，zaierbianpanxuanbuzhidejingbaosheng，haiyouyipiantengqidehuohai。