第一章

左眼跳福右眼跳灾。

songzhaoanzhutiaoleyitiandeyouyan,yigekepadeniantouyouranersheng,gaibuhuimashangyaodaodameileba。

songzhaokaishiditoukusiqilai。

jiaojinnaozhidehuixiangzhezuijinyoumeiyouzainvzhuhetadehuduannanpeimenmianqianchuxianguo。

是的,她是穿书的。

《xiuzhendalaomenqiangzhechongwo》jiandancubaodeshigezi,jiushizhengbenshudezouxiang,zhuyaozhudajiushiyige‘chong’zi。

nvzhuyenihuang,yichushengjiubeishizunbaohuishimen,xiaoshihoubeishizunhesigeshixiongmenchongai,zhangdahou,gengshibudele,geluxiuzhenjiedanenglunfandengchang,fenfenzhengzheqiangzhechongta,tianlingdibaoshenqixianshouyetongtongguidaozaitajiaobian。

zoudejiushiyigewanrenmituanchongluxian。

meiyounvedian,quanshishuangdian!

kexi,songzhaopianpianchuanchenglehenvzhuzuoduidewanrenxiannvpei!

‘ta’heyenihuangshichutongmen,quetongmenbutongming。

wulunshishizunhaishishixiongmen,doujiangyenihuangshiruozhangshangmingzhu,yuquyuqiu。

keshi‘ta’rumenhou,queshilubianyecao,sheiyebudaijian。

beishizunlingrumenhou,rengxiayibenjichu***hou,jiubiguanbujianle,ersigeshixiongmen,quandangmeitazheigerencunzai。

meiyoudedaoheyenihuangxiangdengdedaiyu,judadeluochazhixia,xinzhongranqideshixiongxiongduhuo,zhixiangjiangyenihuangchuzhihoukuai,haoquerdaizhi。

yushi,cengchubuqiongdexianhaishouduanpinchu。

zaiyicicideshejimouhaizhong,jiangyenihuanghuyuyuyixiadedalaoyuelaiyueduo,er‘ta’luodeyigehunfeiposan,quqiaohaibeifanpailianchenglekuileidebeicanxiachang。

songzhaochuanlaishi,caibeishizunshouweidizi,xianhainvzhudejuqinghaimeikaishi,tajuedingqiangjiuyixiazijiyihoudebeicanmingyun。

tanachuzuiguaishundezitai,zuiyoushandetaidu,shitugaosunvzhuhenanpeimen,wobushilaigaopohuaide,woshilaijiarunimende。

tayiweizhiyaoshifangzugoudeshanyi,biaomingzijidewuhai,zongyouyitian,tamenjiunengjienaziji,buyaoqiuhenvzhuxiangtongdedaiyu,qimaduoshaonengyoudianshimenqingyi。

xianshihenhendalian,tawanrenxianderensheyongyuanbudao。

wuluntazuoshenme,doubeichuaiceshijuxinbuliang,xinjishenchen。

haoganzhishiyidianmeishuadao,xianezhishicengcengwangshang!

xingba,leile,rebuqi,wohaiduobuqima。

zhihouderizi,taduizheixieren,shinengduoduoyuanjiuduoyuan。