“hainengweishenme，seyoubudanzhilian，nishencaiduohao。zaishuole，guojiabushiguliyaohaizima，wojiuxiangyaonierzi。”
“我想无痛当妈！”
“多大点事儿。”
zuihaobadengguanle，zaigennizheiyangneiyang，fanlaifuqu，zhetenggeliangbaihui。
nanshengshuodezhibaiyouzhijie，shishishangtayijingpoguanziposhuai，duinengbunengpiaowenrenhuaiyuzheijianshibingmeiyoubaotaidaxiwang。
nuliguo，fuchuguoxingdong，baxindidexiangfashuochukou，zheiyangtajiubuhuizaiduonianyihou，yihandigenpengyoushuo：dangchuwoyaoshiyongganyidian，wokenengjiushishangjianglaopole！
“huaimu？”wenrenhuaiyuxiangguohenduokeneng，weidumeixiangdaozheigedaan。
haiyou，zaizheigeren**zhashidai，guojiahaigulishengzi？zheishinageguojia？fenglema？
nanshenglizhiqizhuang，“lizhongjiangheshuyushaojiangdeerzi，kendinghenpiaoliang，xiangdaonengwutongdangma，hainenghuanideqian，wojiujuedezijishigehenxingfuhenkuailedexiaonvhai。”
wenrenhuaiyu：“………”
bulijiedanyouwufafanbo。
tayouqianshizhongsuozhouzhideshiqing。
dagedasaoyequeshihaokan，shengdehaiziziranshibuchade。
无痛当妈。
tazheihuashuode……helizhongyoudaizheyisilipu。
zhishi，xingjiyiliaoneimefada，nvrenshenghaizihaishihuitengma？
dasaogangshengwanwenrenhuaimudeshihounengpaonengtiao，shenzhihainengkongshouqudaxingshou，kanzheyemeiyouhentengba？
junbujiashuyuanyeyoubushaorenjiehunshengzi，taqinyankandaoguoyourenzaoshangshengchan，zhongwujiuqupaobuyouyongliugoude。
shenghaizihuitongzheigejielunzaozaibabainianqianjiumeile。
xiangshizheiyangxiang，wenrenhuaiyuquemeiyoujiechuanta。
weilehuididoububeidarao，taqianjitianjiuguyirangrenjiangtahuirongyijiguojidageerzideshiqingsanbohuididouxingle。
dasaogendageshuangshuangchushi，zuoweiwenrenhuaimuzuihouyigeqinren，tayouzerenfuyangta。
suoyi，huirongshijia，erzishizhen。
huaimuganggangmanyue，xuyaoyigemamapeitazhangda。
zheigerenyuanxianshitazaididouxingxuanzhongdeerjidanyaoshi——nanyan。
zhibuguo，yinweitayigexiaoxiaodeshitan，nanyanhuanchenglexianzaidenansheng……
tabudongshengsedaliangnansheng。
feihongdeliandan，cangbaidechunse，piaoliangdanbutaizhengchang。
wenrenhuaiyuyiniandiankaixingnao，dakailitoudemougeruanjian，xukongduizhenanshengsaolesao。
辐射值：75
高得吓人。
这是快死的节奏。
tajidefushebangshang75fushezhiderenjibenshangdoushizhihuolebannian，napatiantianfuyongangguidedanyaoyebuguoshiduogouhuoyiliangnian。
mianduishoumingkenengzhiyoubanniandenansheng，wenrenhuaiyuzhunbeijujuedehualengshimeinengshuochukou。
“ni…zhidaozijihuobujiulema？”
“zhidaoa，buguomeishi，yishengshuowohaiyoubannianni。”nanshengyiliandefengqingyundan，fangfozhishizaishuoxiayule，mayizaibanjia。
tashenzhidoumeizhuyiwenrenhuaiyuyishunjiandeshishen，zuishangzaibutingliaobo，meitouhaishangtiaozhe，xixueyoudiaopi：“nifangxin，ruguowomenzaiyiqile，yihounideerzijiushiwodeerzi，wokendingduitahao！”
nvhaiyanjinghenpiaoliang，xianghupoyiyang，kenengshishuodeyoudian“jidong”，baixipiaoliangdeliandancikefanzhehong，youxiehuoren。
wenrenhuaiyuconglaimeijianguozheiyang“leguan”deren。
taminleminzuichun，yikaimuguang：“bushiwode，neishiwodagedeerzi。”
shengyinyoudianxiao，dannanshengtingdaole，“nixiangshuozheishinigegedeerzi？meishimeishi，wozhidaode，guojideerziyeshierzi！wohuibatadangqinshengduidaide！”
simuxiangdui，xiangqiganggangchadaodeneixieziliao，napajianguohenduoyinfushesiquderen，wenrenhuaiyuxinkouhaishisuansuande。
fanzhengjialiyouhaojigeyuerjiqiren，tajiudangyanggehuapinghaole。
taxiangtiyanyixiadangmamadeganjue，taxiangrangwenrenhuaimuganshoudaomuai，yesuanshigequsuoxu。
ruguotashiweileyushengyouqianhua，neiganghao，tazuibuqueqian。
“hao。”wenrenhuaiyuxiangshishuofuleziji。
taxiang，jishitayongzuihaodedanyaojitadiaoming，tashoumingzuiduoyiliangnianshijianeryi。
daoshihouwenrenhuaimucaiyiliangsui，yinggaibuhuiyingxiangtaweitazaizhaoyigexinmama。
yiliangsuidehaizi，ruguozugoudongshi，buxuyaomuai，zhiyaobaomujiqiren，shuobudingtalianjitazhaomadoushengle。
tadiyicineimexiwanghaizaiqiangbaozhongdewenrenhuaimuyihoukeyidongshiyidian。
ershisisuidewenrenhuaiyurenbuzhuhuiyitazijiyisuideshihouzaizuoshenme。
kendingbushizhaomama，bijingtayisuideshihoufumujiubuzaile。
taijiuyuan，xiangbuqilaile。
tataitui，laidaonanshengduimianzuoxia，“xiandiancaiba。”
jiushihaikeyijixutandeyisi。
“哦豁！”
zhidaodianwancai，nanshengrengranyouyizhongbuzhenshigan。
……
chiwanfan，liangrenzhijiequwuxingminzhengjubazhenglingle。
kanzhexingnaoshangdedianzibanjiehunzheng，nanshengyouxiehuibuguoshen。
bengaicunzaibeiwanglulidemeirenjizaijingliguowuwanghouturanbianweilexianshi。
nanshengnaohaizhongzhiyousangezi：haoxiaoxi。
“yaobuyaoguangguang？haishixianzaijiuhuiqu？”
wenrenhuaiyuyanjingkanzhexingnaoshangdeshijian，zhudongkailekou，shengyindichencixing。
nanshengerduosuleyixia，niutoukanta。
litidewuguan，guadandeshenqing，lengjiaofenmingdelunkuozaiguangxiandeyunranxiameidemaopao。
tahenjiumeiyouzheizhongxinzangjiasutiaodongdeganjuele。
shangyicixinzangzheiyangtiaohaishizaishangyici。
nanshengyikaishixian，suiranyoudanyaokongjianzai，danjushuzhongmiaoxie，limianqishizhiyoujizhangdanfang：huifutili，jiasu，sugu，zengqiangtizhi，yanzhangshouming。
yejiushishuo，zheibannianneitajiyaozhaodaokaopudedanshibangtalianzhiyanzhangshouming、zengqiangtizhidedanyao，youyaomaibiededanyaobeizhe，fangzhixiacibingfadebudaohuanjie，tengsizaichuangshang。
bijing，taxianzaishenshangyikedanyaodoumeiyoule。
yiqianzailajixing，yuanzhuxingyun，oueryenengzhaodaobushaolingcaoqumai。
delaidexingbiganghaozugoutamaiyaobaozhuxingming。
zhishisuizhetineifushezhideshangsheng，taxianzaiyanzhongdaoxuyaomeitianfuyongdanyaocaibuzhiyunanshoudaohunjueguoqu。
zheixiedoushiyuanzhuzhiqiandejiyi，nanshengyikaishimeibazijidairujinqu，zheijitiannaozitengmihule，tacaigantongshenshou，xintengdibaozhuziji。
“你还好吗？”
wenrenhuaiyujiangchushendenanshengzhuaihuixianshi。
“youdanyaodianma？woxiangmaidian。”
wenrenhuaiyuhuyidikanletayiyan。
nanjiajiushizhuanmenmaidanyaode，zaididouhaishigexiaofushang。
suiranmaidedaduodoushierpinhesanpindeqinglingdan，sipindanyaoqudaohenyouxian，meitianmeirendouhuijinxingxiangou。
dannanshenghaodaiyeshinanyuchangganggangzhaohuilaidenver，zongbuzhiyuliandanyaodoushebudejiba？
shiwangjinale，haishinanyuchanggenbenmeibazheigeqinnverfangzaixinshang？
houzhekenengxingzuida，buranyinanshengzheizhongshentizhuangkuang，jiuyinggaidaizaifushezuishao、yiliaotiaojianzuihaodedidouxingyangbing。
zugoudedanyao，lianghaodehuanjing，meizhunhainengduohuoliangnian。
tadeqingkuangbitachadaodemingxianyaocanhenduo。
“genwolai。”wenrenhuaiyudaizhenanshenglaidaowuxingzuidadedanyaopaimaichang。
renyoudianduo，nanshengzuozaitapangbian，dehenkaojinduifangcainengtingdaowenrenhuaiyushuohuadeshengyin。
“waimiandanyaodiandedanyaohenshaoyousanpinyishangde，nixianzaideqingkuangzuihaobeidianpinjigaoyidiandedanyao，buran……”
houmiandehuameiyoutingdao，danjiehewenrenhuaiyulanmouzhongshanguodeneiyimotongqing，nanshengmingbaitashizaimingshitaxiaomingbubao！
nanshengjingxiaxin，renzhenkanzhezhuchirenjieshaopaimaipin。
paimaichangdedanyaoqueshipinjigaohenduo，dantongshiyeguideyipi。
nanyuchangjideyiwanxingbibusuanshao。
yuanzhurijilitamaicaoyaozuiduoyejiuzhuanyibaixingbi，pingshichifenmaishuiguoyezhishiyilianggexingbieryi。
yuanzhumaiguozuiduodeyipinqinglingdanjiagejiushiyibaixingbi。
kexianzaiyikesipinqinglingdan，yaoyibaiwanxingbi，yikewupinzhiliaodanxuyaoyiqianwanxingbi。
bushitazheige“wanyuanhu”keyimaideqide。
nanshengxielequenpaimaihongjiandexinsi，kaozheyizi，chedibailan。
raner，jiuzaizheishi，wenrenhuaiyudongshoule。
piaoliangxiuzhangdeshoushouenxiahongjian，qinglengyueerdeshengyinzaitaerbianxiangqi：“yiyi。”