第1章
dazhaoguo，xuanwubanian，bayuezhong。
zhanluan，dahandiwunian，epiaobianye。
lieriyanyan，zaoredebayue，tudiganlie，xishuiduanliu、minbuliaosheng。
yichupomiaowai，tangjiasansaogaolanlanzaishaozhereshui。
zaitadebuyuanchu，shitoufahuabaidetanglaotai，zhengqianchengdiguizaidishangketou，zuiliniannianyouci：
“caishenye，qiuninlaorenjiacigesunnv。”
“zaowangye，ninlaoyebiexianzhe，qiunincigeyatou。”
“tianshangdeshenxiana，zouguodeluguode，qianwanbuyaocuoguode，qiuqiunimencigenvwawaba！”
tanglaotaishuowan，zhongzhongdikelexiaqu。
laotianyebiaoshikanbuguoqule，xiangyaosunnv，bugaishiqiuwoma？
tanglaotaibiaoshi:zeilaotian，wodouqiuniduoshaonianle?yougeguieryong！
honglong！naozhongchuanlaigungunleisheng，hedetanglaotaixingxingbizui。
gaocuole，zhonglai，haolaotian，qindie！yeqiunincigesunnvbei——
laotianye......zheiyexing?
yichushuyinxia，tangjiadenanrenmenyezaijiaojididengdaizhe，bandaxiaozimenweichengyiquan，buduandiwendongwenxi。
tangshan:“dabo，boniangzheicinengjianmenshenggemeimeibu?”
tanghai:“shia，dienishuozanmenzheicinengyoumeimeima？”
tangyun:“ng，haoxiangyougemeimei......”
tangchuan:“yaomeimei，nainaishuo，youlemeimeizanjiajiunengdundunyourouchi！”
darenmenyishiyusai，quandouchenzhangboziwangxiangtian。
xinlibuduanqiqiuzhe，xiwanglaotianyenengcitamenjiayigeyatou，rangtamengaigaimeiyun，yunanchengxiang。
ercishizhongrenqipandexiaoyatou，tangzhaozhaoqueshizhejiyouxinhuang！
yinweitazaibuzijiujiuzhendesile。
moshitaosheng，shenweiquanqiudingjinongxueboshideta，zhudongxuanzelechuanyue。
dui，suizhekejidefazhan，renleiyijingzhangwolechuanyuedejishu，zhishichenggonglvbuzuwanfenzhiyi。
anyuanshedingtaxuandeshigongzhu、wangfeineiyileidechengnianren，danzaichuanyuedeshihou，haishuixilaizaochengleyiwai。
zaicixinglaijiujianzijitangzainuanyangyangdeshuili。
tangzhaozhaoshaoshaomengbileyixia，xiangshuxiyixiahuanjing。
谁知就那么一小会。
taniangjingranyiweinanchan，tengdesiquhuolai，zuihoujingran......
不生了！
wocao，zheihuanshei，sheibuhuang?
haoburongyichuanyuechenggong，jieguobeibiesifuzhong，yuandishengtian，sheinengbuzheji！
duici，tangzhaozhaobiaoshi......
tameishijianbiaoshile，tapatazaimanyihui，taniangzhennengbatabiesi。
【nianga，niang，nijixuyongliya，wogangcaizhishifalegedaia，wuwu......！】
tabandianbugandange，dangxiajiushoujiaobingyongdihuiwuzhe，pinmingdizaizheixiazhaidedifangzijiu！
xiaoshoubuduandibalazhe，xiangnulidakaineicengaishidebizhang，shentibuduanxiangqianjizhe。
【nianga，nikebunengbushenga，wokendingshizuixiaoshundewaer。】ai，taichuanjiutaichuanba，zongbigualeqiang。
bijing，haosiburulaihuozhe......
pomiaodejiaoluoli，kushuzhidajianjiuyishandelinshichanfangli。
tangjiaersaozhangcuiyungengyanzhequandao，“dasao，nikeqianwanbunengweilebutuoleidajia，jiuxiangchenci......fangqi。
yanxiazanmenlaotangjiashiyudaolenanchu，danshizhiyaowomenyijiazizaiyikuai，tuantuanyuanyuandejiubishenmedouqiang。
zheiyitai，nihedagepanleshiduonian，nizenshede?
qiequanjiakedoupanzhezheitainengshiyatou，yehaogaigaizanjiazheimeiyun！
zhiyaonizaijianchijianchi，wodingnengrangnipinganshengchan，dasaonixinwo！”
tangjiadasaoliuyunniangcalecayanjiaodelei，dianlediantou。
shengchanjixu......
tangzhaozhaofaxiantaniangkaishiyonglihou，chouzhunshiji，jiushiyigemengchong......
出来了！
tangersaojingxidihandao，“aiya，dasaoshengle，shiyatou，zhenshigeyatou。”
youchaozhemiaowaiyaoheyisangzi，“nianga，zanmenjiayouyatoule。”
jinjiezhepapadaleliangxiatangzhaozhaodepigu，tengdetawawadaku。
【wuwu，ershenniqingdian，woganggangjiuchayidiandianjiubeibiesile......】mingkua，mingkua！mingbihuanglianku。
xiaowawaxiangliangdekushengchuanlai，suoyourendoufeitengle。
tanglaotailaoleizongheng，duosuozhezui，“aiyowei，tangjiadeliezuliezongzaishang，anmenlaotangjiasandaishengdequanshichouxiaozi，jintianzhongyupandaogeguniangla。”
shuowan，maliudipaojinmiaoli，shenshoujieguoxiaowawabaozaihuaili。
manshizhezhoudelaolian，guashanglelangwaipodexiaorong。“aiyou，xingana，baobeia，woshininainaiyo，zheigejiawozuozhu，nifangxin，youwozai，meirenganqifuni！
nibiepaha，zanjiashiqiongledian，danshinainaibaozheng，yidingbuhuiezheni，nijiufangxinba！”
cishi，tanglaodayejiaojiwenleyiju，“nianga，woxifuerzayangle？haiyouxiaoyatouruhe？pangbupangya？”
“fangxinba，yunnianghaozheni，younianghecuiyunzai，nibuyongdanxin，xiaoyatouyehaodehenli。”tanglaotaixiaoxixidishuozhe，kaishijixiaowawachuanyishang。
miaowaidezhongrentinghou，yebushibuyoudesongkouqi，zhongyujiangshenzhangdebozi，wanghuisuolesuo！
danweilebixian，haishimeiyoulijipaojinmiaoli。
xiaozimenkejiumeiyouzheigegulvle，yitingshuozhongyuyoulegemeimei，yiwofengdipaoxiangmiaoli。
“nainai，meimeini?meimeizainani?”
“nainai，wohaoxiangkankanmeimei，nengjiwokanyiyanma，jiuyiyan......”
“nainai，woxianghemeimeiwan，nirangmeimeihewomenyiqiwanhaobuhao?”
“......”
xiaozimengaoxingdiweichengyiquan，yigegezhirangrang，yaokanmeimei。
tanglaotaixiaozhepaikai，neixieshenxiangsunnvdexianzhushou，“qu，qu，qu，meimeicaichusheng，aishuijue，dengdalecainenghenimenwan！doubiechaole。”
【yi?zheixiejiushiwodegegemenma？zayigegemianhuangjishoudeya，ai，zheikezaban?haoxiangjiusuanshunlichusheng，yeyaobeiesie^......wuwu】
weiruoshinaiyinbeidajiaxuannaodeshengyinfugai！
“yi?nainainibushuomeimeihenpiaoliangma？”nianjizuixiaodetangchuan，tuiduanpaodeman，cishicailaidaotanglaotaishenbian，“kezenmelianhonghongde，xianggehoupiguya？”
renqunyipianjingmo，quandoukanxiangzhinan......tangchuan！
aiyo，zheigetiehanhan，nikezhenganbia！
zanmendajiaqipanyijiudebaobeigeda，niquenahoupigubi！
这不能忍！
必须得收拾！
henkuai，renleiyouzaideaihaoshengxiangqi......
shibushihaiyouyishengnaiyinzainahanzhuwei！
【dui，zouta，henhendizou！】
【zheizhongrenjiushiqianshoushi，bujinyaoxiahenshou，haiyaorangtaguizhechangzhengfu！】
......
zuihoukanzhebiqinglianzhongdexiaogege，tangzhaozhaomianqiangshouhuizijitukoushuidezui，youyoudetanleyikouqi。
【ai，zheixiaogegekanzhehutouhunaode，zaxiaoxiaonianji，yanjingjiuxialeni！】
dai，xiaditehen......
没救了！！！