第1章 你媳妇儿进医院啦

baigetangzaiyiyuanyijinghaojitianle。

“靠!”

“靠!”

“靠!”

baigerenbuzhulianfalesansheng。

geyinzaihaodebingfang,yedangbuzhubaigezheishazhubandenuhou。

“tingshuolemei,zheibingfangzhudeshigemingxingni。”

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“真的假的?”

“zhendea,tingshuoshiqiuaibucheng,nvdezhijiekaizhechewangshangzhuangni。”

“a?wodeyunxinanshen!buhuiyinweizheiliuxiashenmeyinyingba……”

“zheinvrenfaqifenglaishizhenhen,buguozheihuishishuailetuiba?yeshibaoyingle。”

“……”

baigetingdaolianggexiaohushiluguobingfangshideduihua,zuijiaorenbuzhuchoulexia,mafanshuobierenhuaihuaqianxiankankanmenguanmeiguanyanhaoma。

buguo,tongguotamenjianduandejiaotan,tahaishijingzhundibuzhuodaoleguanjianxinxi。

shibaxianxiaoyanyuanqiuaibuchengkaichezhuangleyingdi?

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也不算完全陌生。

qima,tahaishiyigesipilailiannianzhenanzhu,beiwanqianduzhetaoyandepaohuinvpei。

——

jinguo,yunshijituandingcengzongcaibangongshi。

jinianqianyunshijituanbazhongxinqianyidaoleguowai,danguoneineikuaidarouyemeigeshe,zhangguanzhedawenyuxingyedemingmai。erdajiabuzhidaodeshi,jiayuhuxiaodeyingdiyunxi,bianshicaokongzheyiqiedemuhouzhizhu。

“yeye?ninzenmelaile。”

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yunxitiaolexiameidao:“shuoba,shenmeshi?hailaofannilaorenjiaqinzipaoyitang。”

laoyezizuozaitamianqian,zhuangsisuiyidishuo:“tingshuowosunxifuerjinyiyuanle。”

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lanzhulimashanghuiyilikai。

laoyezipiejianyihoulenghengyisheng。

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“yunzong,baigexiaojiedejibenziliaodouzaizheile,xiangxidehaixuyaosantianshijian。”budaoliangfenzhonglanzhulijiufanhuibangongshi,shouzhongnazheyidieziliao。

laoyezitingwanxinzhongjiyihuoyoujingxi,nandaoshitawuhuile?

buguanle,tadezaitianbahuo。

“kanziliaoguanshenmeyong,rendouhaimeijianzhe,yatoushenmeshihouchuyuan。lanzhuli,mafannipaoyitang?”laoyeziqiaozheguaizhangfenfuleyisheng。

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jianyimianyehao,yehaochenjirangtadaxiaozheigeniantou。

dengdaobaigechuyuanderizi,tadiyishijianlianxilezijidejingjirenmengzuolaijieta。

mengzuojiandaohuobengluantiaodebaige,daqudao:“xiaozuzong,huifudetingkuaia。”

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banlihaochuyuanshouxuhou,liangrenyiqizoudaotingchechang。

“xiaojie,womenlaobanyouqing,mafangenwozouyitang。”