「叮！有大瓜！」
zhengzaiwanyanshangfengkuangjinshidejiangqiyufanlegebaiyan，jixuyishouzhuaqiyigexiaodangao。
danpiankehouhaishiyanjingyiliang。
【vocal！tangshidichanlaozongdeerzijingranbushitaqinshengde！yuanlaishixidangdiea！】
【erzibushitade，ershi……***zheishishenmejingtiande***an！erzihantajiaodie，taqishiyinggaihanerzijiaodidi？】
【nanguaitahuaiyideshihoudaierziquzuoqinzijiandingmeiyoujiandingchulai！nihaibieshuo！】
jiangqiyuyoudiantongqingdekanxianglezhengzaihelingwaiyiweixizhuanggelvzhangxiangpoweishuaiqilaozongpengbeidepangnanren。
pangnanrenmeiyoushenmefanying，danshixizhuanggelvdelaozongqueshierduoyidong。
什么声音？
jiangnanshanhuangusizhou，yemeijianrenzaigentashuohua。
buguotamouziweimi，kanxiangzijidehaoxiongditangmingze，wendao：“nilaopojintianzenmemeiyiqiguolai？”
jiangqiyuqiaqiaoluguodeshihoutingdaozheijuhua，anzitucao。
【talaopozenmehuiguolai？tazhengchenzhelaogongbuzaijiagenlaobabyzaishafashang……】
【真会玩！】
姜南山：“！！！”
jiangnanshanshoushangdejiubeichadianmeiyounawen。
***！这么**？
jiezhetahanzhulecajianerguodeyigenvhaizi，“nidengdeng！”
jiangqiyutingdaoshengyin，huitou，shounazhexiaodangaozhizheziji，“nijiaowo？”
wanyanxianchangsuoyourendemuguangdengshidouwangzheibiankanleguolai。
tangtangjiangshicaituandelaozonghuranjiaozhuyigemingbujianjingchuandanshizhangxiangbucuodenvmingxing，zheishishenmedagua？
takanzhenianqingdanshijinianjidouliushiduoleya！
erqielaoposhiquanneijiuhongbushuaideyinghou，jigeerzidouyoudachuxi，weiyidenveryejinleyulequan。
zheinvhaizikanzhegentanverchabuduodani！
咦！变态～
cishijiangziranyezhuyidaolezheibiandeqingkuang，ganjinzouleguolai。
jiangnanshanshenzhengbupayingzixie，buzaihubierendemuguang，zhishiwendao：“nijiaoshenmemingzi？”
suoyourenyanjingdengda：“！！！”
jiangqiyuchuanshuguolaihaojitianle，shiyigexiaohuka。
jintianbeijingjirenrengjinzheigezibendalaoyunjidewanyan，weidejiushirangtalulian。
diyiciganshoudaozheimeduodemuguang，danjiangqiyutairanziruo，xiaochangmian！
takuaichuanjibaici，shenmechangmianmeijianguo？
zuihouhuidaoxianshishenghuoshibailaidaolezheibenshudeshijie。
doushiyinweitazaigegexiaoshijieqiangqiangmeinanzuoeduoduan，zheishitayindede！
“wojiaojiangqiyu，zenmele？”
【kanshangbenmeinvle？neikebuxing，suirannizhangdebuchou，dannianjitaidale，wokenbuxiaqu！】
姜南山：“……”
zhenmeikanchulai，nihaitingziliande！
zheishihoujiangnanshanyijingquedingle，tatingdaodeshizheigenvhaizidexinsheng。
buguokanqitarendeliansedouhenzhengchang，nandaozhiyoutayigerennengtingjian？
haha！tajiuzhidaotajiangnanshanshitianxuanzhizi！
panglaobantangmingzeyeyilianchiguadebiaoqing，zhuanglezhuangjiangnanshandegebo，xiaoshengdao：“nishoulianyidian！”
jiezhetaxiaorongkuoda，“ehuo！buhao，nilaopohenverdoulaile！”
bunantingchutangmingzeyuqizhongdexingzailehuo！
shiwenhaiyoushenmebikanhaoxiongdibeilaopodagengyouqudeshiqingni？
jiangnanshanfanlegebaiyan，kanzhetangmingze，yuyanyouzhi。
zhouweirentaiduo，zuizhongtanachushouji，jitangmingzefalegeweixin。
【biexingfenle！nikuaihuiqukankannilaopoba！nilaopozaijialishafashanghe……ai！】
buzhidaotingdaodexinshengshizhenshijia，danjiangnanshanjuedingyanzhengyixia。
tangmingzekandaoxiaoxi，liangyandengdegentonglingyiyang，shenmeyisi？
nandaotalaopozaijialitouren？
bukeneng！jueduibukeneng！
danshitakanxiangjiangnanshandeshihou，faxianjiangnanshanbuxiangkaiwanxiao，ershimanlianyansu。
tangmingzeyouxiangqiganggangjilaopodashipinmeijie。
tadajiaoyisheng，rengdiaojiubei，chaozhemenkoukuangbenerqu！
所有人：“……”
姜柒鱼：“……”
【made！hedieyitiao！zheigetangmingzezenmeturanfengle？jingshenzhuangtaijingranbiwohaibuwending！shigerencai！】
【buguozheigeshuailaotouhanwodaodiganma？buhuizhendekanshangwoleba？】
【ruguotayuanyigenwobolatu，yigeyuejiwoyibaiwandehua，wodaoshikeyikaolvyixia！】
jiangnanshankanzheyanqiangentanverchabuduonianjidexiaonvhai，momingjuedeyoujifenyanshu。
dantaxinlidexiangfayetaibiantaileba！
takeshiyigezhengrenjunzi！
taxiaolexiao，“meishenme，ni……”
ranerjiangnanshandehuahaimeiyoushuowan，jiubeiyidaojiaoroudeshengyindaduan。
“baba！wodeshentiyoudianbushufu。”
jiangnanshandezhuyililimajiuzhuanyile，yiliandanyoudezhuaqijiangzirandeshou，“lai，babakankan！shinalibushufu？”
zheishihou，yulequanlaopaiyinghousurenmincaizhegaogenxieyezouleguolai。
tingdaojiangzirandehuayedanxindebudele，“mamayekankan。”
zaichangsuoyourendouzhidaojiangnanshanhesurenminaixiaonverruming，shunjianwushuxianmudemuguangjizhongzailejiangzirandeshenshang。
jiangqiyujiuzheiyangbeihushile。
jiangziranshoumozheetou，yanjingyuguangquesiyouruowudeluozailejiangqiyudeshenshang，yandishanguohanyi！
她怎么出现了？
bushihaimeidaorenqinshijianma？
nandaoxitongjitadexiaoxiyouwu？
jiangqiyudaoshibuzaihubeihushi，chidiaoshoulidelianggexiaodangao，zhengzhunbeizaiqunaliangge。
xitongdeshengyinquezaicixiangqi。
「叮！有大瓜！」
jiangqiyuyoufanlegedabaiyan，yongyiniandao：“nizheigelajixitong，yitiandaowanzhizhidaobaoyixiemeiyongdegua！yaozhidaozhiqiangenzhewodexitongkedoushijinengmanman，haojigedoukeyizhijiebangwobameinankundaowochuangshang，nidaodixingbuxing？”
“niyaojiayouyaoshengjiyaoganshangwozhiqiandexitonga！”
chiguaxitongmeixiangdaozijishanggangmeiduojiujiuyaozaoshousuzhudecpu！
taweiqubaba，「woyehenyouyonga，wobaoguanimomochigua，jiukeyidejingbaozhi，jingbaozhidaole100000，nijiukeyigaixiezijibeimaidaoguowaiheishicansidebeicanmingyunle！」
jiangqiyutiaomei，“nikanwolibulinijiuwanshi！”
yaozan100000gejingbaozhi？leisitasuanle！
xitong：「zheigeshiguanyunizijidegua！jingbaozhi200！shigedagua！」
jiangqiyuyanjingyizhuan，【wozijidegua？neiwoqianchiyixiaba！】
【vocal！wodeqinshengfuqinjingranshijiangshicaituandejiangnanshan，muqinshilaopaiyinghousurenmin？】
zheigeguarangjiangqiyuyoudianzimengbi，yishuanghaokandeyanjingqingbuzijinkanxianglejiangnanshanhesurenmin。
yucitongshi，jiangnanshanhesurenmintongshiyekanxiangleta！
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【shadiaoshuangwen，wendinggengxin，jidejiashujiaa～】