jiangqiyuyijuhuazhijiebajiangnanshandaoyankuangdeyanleijidulehuiqu。
jiangnanshandixiatou，zhuanguolian，toutouyongshoucalecayanjiao。
surenminyiliandexianqi，“zheimelaoderenlehaizongshidiuren！”
jiangqiyubianchijituibiankanxi。
【haideshiwoma！zheizhangzuiwoxihuan！】
【dangchuwobazhuiwomadeshihoukeshijingchangguyiqutajialouxiaouyuta，haitedimaifangzimaidaoletadeloushang，jingchangbanyezaijialibengdi，jiushiweileyinqiwomashangquqiaomen！】
苏任敏：“！！！”
yuanlainixiaozidangnianshiguyide！
害我整晚睡不好觉！
tahenhendeqialeyibajiangnanshandedatui。
jiangnanshantongdeshiziyaliezui，zaixinlikuanghu。
你可别说了啊！
【danshiwomadangniankeshiyulequandingliuyinghou，nalihuiduitadongxin！meixiangdaozuihoutayongleyijiyinzhao！】
【jingranjielepengyoujiadexiaoheitoutoubawomayangdexiaobaijinonghuaiyunle！zuihoutayouqushouyangxiaobaishengdegou，yishoushoulewuzhi！zheiyangyilaierqu，womajuedetahaoyouaixin，jiubeitapiandaoshoule！】
surenmin：“！！！！”
jiushuoxiaobaizenmeshengchuyiwobandiangou！
yuanlaiyoushinigandehaoshi！
tayoushiyibazhanghenhenpaizailejiangnanshandebeishang。
jiangnanshantongkudeaihaoyisheng，“a！”
yaosi！zhendeshiqinnver！！
坑起爹来毫不手软！
【buguowomadangnianyeshinvzhonghaojie！aiyigerenhennanzangzhu，danshitongshiaishigejiuhenhaozangzhula！】
【tazhouyidaozhourimeitiandouyuehuiyigedashuaige，zaisuijixuanqusantianjiaban！anpaidetuotuode！】
yitingdaozheiliangjuhua，surenminyishuangdayanjingzhadegenjinlechongziside。
夭寿了！
zheimeyinmideshiqingdangniangouzidoumeiyoubaochulai，tashizenmezhidaode？
ranhousurenminjiuduishanglejiangnanshansiwangningshideyanshen！
neiyanshenfangfozaishuozhendejiade！nijintianjiwoshuoqingchu！！
surenminnaniejiangnanshanneishidexinyingshou，songsongjian，yongchunyudao：“woshuoguoaini，danyoumeishuozhiaini。”
姜南山：“……”
jiangnanshanbeiqidekesouqilai，“kekeke！”
jiangziranbuzhidaofashengleshenme，kandaojiangnanshankesouganjindiguoquzhijin，“ba，nizenmele？”
jiangnanshanjieguozhijinyaoyaotou，“meishimeishi，qiangdaole。”
jiangqiyucishiquezaixinlikuangxiao，【hahahahaha，beizijidekoushuiqiangdaole？haoshaa！】
姜南山：“……”
zheigeqin，turanbuxiangrenlezenmeban？
dangran，zhenderenqinyebukenengrucisuiyi。
zheishidashi，tadehuiqugenlaopohaohaoshangliangshangliang，haidexiannadaodnajiancebaogao。
suiranlaopodangnianyuehuiderenhenduo，danzuizhonghaibushigentajiehunle？
jiangnanshanxinlixiaorenchayao！
danshiyaozenmenadaozheihaizidemaofazuoqinzijiandingni？
jiangnanshanchouleyanjiangqiyu。
kantatoufahenduodeyangzi，daihuitoutoubalianggenba！
jiangqiyubingbuzhidaozijijijiangmianlintutouweixian，tanaoziyezaisikaozhezenmerenqin。
danxiaosi，tayagenmeinaozi。
suoyidengchibaohezuchabuduole，tazhanqilai，kaimenjianshandedao：“youjianshiqing，woxianggennimenshuoyixia。”
yaozhidaotaxianzaizhuzaigongsidesusheli，sansigerenqiangyigematong！
zheizhongkubirizitashiyitianyebuxiangguole！
tayaozhushangdafangzi，yaomeitianshangyigematongkongchongyigematong！
jiangnanshanhesurenmintongshiyileng，manlianjinzhangdekanxiangta。
zheilianggerenxianzaishiwanquanxinlejiangqiyudexinsheng。
yinweitaganggangshuodeneixiedoushizhende！
neixieyinmibushixiangchajiunengchadaodeshiqing！
jiangqiyukanxianglitajindejiangnanshan，zhengzhongdedao：“shuochulainibukenengbuxin，woshinidie。”
姜南山：“？？？”
苏任敏：“……”
姜子苒：“……”
jiangnanshanmale，zheigezhishangzhendeshi！
也不知道是像谁！
jiangqiyuyishidaozijishuocuole，zuijiaochoulechou，gangxiangzaishuohua。
jiangnanshanganjinzhanqilai，zhuazhutadeshou，“xiaoyatou，nijiangcuoleba！nideyisishiwodieshinishiba？”
姜柒鱼：“……”
全场静寂下来。
surenminzhendekanbuguoquzheiyiduifunvle，lakaijiangnanshan，zijizhuazhujiangqiyudeshou，releiyingkuangdedao：“haizi，wokannijiuhenqinqie，wojiuzhidaonishiwodenver！”
jiangqiyu：“…………”
这就认了？
shibushiyoudianguoyujiandanle？
zhengchangjuqingbudezougeqibashizhangcairenwana？
姜子苒也懵了。
jiusuanrenqinyebushizheimesuiyideba？
zheiduifumuzhenshi***！
xinlizheiyangxiangzhe，danshijiangziranbiaoxianchulaidequeshiyifujingyademoyang，shengyinyeshirourouruoruode，“a？bama，nimenzaishuoshenme？tashinimendenver？”
“neiwoni，woshishei？”
huashuodaozheili，jiangzirandeshengyinliyijingdaishangleshicuodekuqiang，zaijiashangtayifubaixishounendemoyang，wojianyoulian。
jiangnanshanhesurenminlengzhulexia。
jiangnanshankanzhejiangzirandemoyang，xinlihenbushufu。
jiusuanrenhuileqinshengnver，zheigeyangnvyeshibuhuipaoqide。
taqueshihentiexinyouhenguaiqiaodongshi！
zaishuobeihuandiaoyebushitadeguocuo。
jiangnanshanyizhishouzhuazhulejiangqiyudeshou，yizhishouyouzhuazhulejiangzirandeshou，jiangtamenlianggerendeshoufangzaiyiqi。
“nimendoushiwodenver，yihounimenjiushihaojiemei！”
raner，jiangziranhaimeiyoudongzuoni，jiangqiyujiuxiangpengdaoleshenmebingduyiyangbajiangzirandeshoujishuaikaile。
【退！退！退！】
【wokebuxianggenweilaibawomaidaoguowaiheishidelvchazuojiemei！】
jiangnanshanhesurenminduishiyiyan。
这不可能吧？
苒苒还是很善良的！
bukenengganchuneizhongshiqingdeba？
【laobayemeiyoushenmehaoxiachang！yinweilaobahouqibuzanchengtazuodeyixieshiqing，tajuedelaobashilaojiusixiang，qiaobuqinvde，suoyizhijielianhetadesirenyishengbatasongjinjingshenbingyuanle！】
【laomajiugengcanle，paixideshihouweiyabeizuoleshoujiao，zhijieshuaidebanshenbusui，houbanbeizizaiyebunengzoulu！chihelasadouzaichuangshang，cengjingyidaidingliuyinghouzenmeshoudele？meiduojiujiu***legale！haocan！】
tingdaozheiliangjuxinshengdejiangnanshanhesurenmindexinlidoushiyizhan！
真的假的？
zheidoushizheigebeitamenfangzaishouxinchongleershiniandenverzuochulaideshiqingma？
lianggerendixiatou，tongshijueding，haishiyaofangyifang。
jiangzirandeshoubeishuaikai，tadeyankuanglijiuyingshangleleishui，“jiejie，nishibuxihuanwoma？”
kanzheiyangzirenhuijiangqiyuyijingchengledingju。
taxianzaijiuyaozaifumumianqianbaochihaoxingxiangzaizuodasuan！
yigexiangxialaidecaobaoeryi！bunanduifu。
jiangqiyukanxiangta，ziyikouyinya，“dui，wozheigerenyoumijikongjuzheng，kongxinyanziduoderen。”
姜子苒：“……”