jiangqiyuzheiwanjiuzaicizuoshangneigejiazhangbandelaosilaisihuidaoledabieshuli。
haihuodele1000jingbaozhi。
xitongyanzhengzhengkanzhesuzhuzuowanhaishuishangxiapu，jinwanjiushuizaichaohaohuafangzhesimidachuanghaidaiyoulianggematongdefangjianli，yishijianyoudianlengzhu。
tayebuzhidaozenmejiuzheiyangle。
jiangqiyusiyangbachatangzaidachuangshang，“tongzi，kandaolema？zheijiushinidesuzhu！qiangdadaolipudesuzhu！danbuyaoaishangwo，yinweimeijieguo。”
系统：“……”
xitongdao：「zheigejuqingfazhandeyoudianpianliguidaole，houxugujiyehuifashenghenduobianhua！nirenqinzenmehuizheimeshunli？」
qishijiangqiyuyetingqiguaizijirenqinzenmehuizheimeshunli。
danxiaosi，tagenbenbuxiangdongnaoqusikao！
反正结果满意就行。
xitongzheishihouchuanlaishengyin，「xitongshengji，xitongshangchengyikaiqi。」
shuowanzheijuhuaxitongzijidoujingdaile！
原来它真的能升级？
jiangqiyuyilianxiaoyi，“kanba！genzheqiangdadewoniyehuiqiangdaqilai！”
xitongnaonaomeiyoudenaodai，huranjingshenyizhen。
「叮！有瓜！」
「youyigeyongrenguandiaojiankonghouzhengzaitousuyinghouyimaojianlidejinshoushi。」
「tajiushijiangzirandeqinshengmuqin，kandaonihuilaile，tajiuxiangzheyaoweizijidenvermouquhoulu。huangjinzuiyibianmai，suoyitadasuanmeitiantouyidian！」
jiangqiyubingwochuangshangjingzuoqi，“tashidongtoudongxide！”
xitongkanjiangqiyucongchuangshangqilaihaixiaodeyilianyinxian，jiaojidewendao：「suzhu，nizheishiganshenmequ？nimomochiguadejingbaozhijiuxinglea！」
「nikebiegaoshiqinga！womeiyoujineng，kebaobuzhunia！」
jiangqiyuyiliaotoufa，“woyaoniyigefeiwudianxinbaohu？”
xitonghaishijianchiquanshuo，「nibiechuqua！bie！」
wuwu！zenmetayudaodesuzhuzheimebutinghua？
jiangqiyubudalixitong，congdafangjianlichulaile。
tahuilaideshihouzhuyidaole，tahejiangziranzhuzaierlou，erjiangjiafumuzhuzaisanlou。
suoyiyimaojiankendingzaisanlou。
kuaisuzoudaolesanlou，jiangqiyuyiyanjiukandaoyougefangjianmenfenglitouchuxiexudeguang。
bushizhengchangdedengguang，xiangshishoudiantongdeguang。
jiangqiyulimazouleguoqu，yijiaojiuchuaikailemen。
zheigedongjingbalibianzhengzaitoujinshoushideyongrenwangyiheleyidatiao！
tahaimeiyoufanyingguolai，yingjietadejiushijigedabidouzi。
“pa！pa！pa！pa！”
左右开弓！
系统：「……」
zheisuzhuzhende，yushitashizhenfafenga！
wangchunhuatongdeziwaluanjiao，jinguanyouzhekuailiangbaijindetizhong，danhaowuhaishouzhili，shoushangdehuangjindiaoleyidi。
“aaaaaaa！shei！shisheigandalaoniang！“
yimaojiandedongjinghenkuaijingraolezhengzaiwoshidejiangnanshanhesurenmin。
lianggerenganjinchulaikaidengchakan。
yimaojiandadengbeidakai，wangchunhuazheicaikanqingdataderenshizhurenjiaxindaihuilaidexiaojie！
shuoshijiangjiaqinshengdenver！
yejiushitadangchumaidiaodeneigenvhaizi！
tawuzhuzijidelian，yanjingyizhuan，bianerenxiangaozhuang，“taitai，xiansheng！zheiweixiaojiezaiyimaojianguiguisuisui，wojinlaichakanyifan，jiubeitazhuazhuyidunda！”
“xiansheng！taitai！nimenyaoweiwozuozhua！”
jiangqiyumeixiangdaozheigeyongrenjingganfanyaoyikou，shangquyoushiyigedazuibazi，“nixianghaolezaishuo！nizijikankannishoulinadeshishenme？”
【jinzia！jincancandejinzia！taishanle！】
【wodoubuganxiangxiang，woyaoshiyongyouzheimeduodejinzi，wogaishiyigeduomehuopokailangdexiaonvhai！】
wangchunhuazheicaikanqing，zijideshoushanghainazheyigenhuangjinxianglian，wugenshouzhiyebuzhidaoshishenmeshihou，doutaoshanglehuangjinjiezhi。
tatongkongdizhen，haishijiaobian，“xianshengtaitai！zhenmeiyou！zhenbushiwo！”
shuozhetajiuxiangbazijishoushangdehuangjinquxialai，quezenmeyequxiabulai！
jiangqiyuzouguoqu，taotadedouli，youtaochuyidabadehuangjinshoushi，najijiangnanshanhesurenminkan，yanjingdouzaifangguang，“nimenkan！touzheimeduoni！”
xitongzheishihoutixing，「suzhu，koushuicayica。」
姜柒鱼：“……”
客厅里。
guanjiahejiangziranyedouguolaile。
yongrenwangchunhuaguizaidishang，pangbiandezhuozishangbaizhezhengzhengyidapanzidehuangjin。
quanbudoushicongtashenshangsouchulaide，jiulianxiongzhaolidousailelianggejinjiezhi。
beijiangqiyutaodeshihou，wangchunhuadoushale！
tashenmeshihouwangxiongkoufangguo？wanquanmeiyoua！
真是见了鬼了！
jiangqiyudangranbuhuigaosuwangchunhuatadatadeshihouwangtashenshangfangleyigexijinqi。
huangjinzidongwangtashenshangzuan。
xitongshangchengli100gejingbaozhimailaide。
jiangnanshanbiekanrichangwenrun，danshiyudaozheizhongshiqing，shenshangbadaozongcaideneigulingrenqixihaishichulaile！
“wangyi，zirenwomenjiangjiaduiniyebucuo，niweishenmeyaotoudongxi？“
jiangqiyuzuozaiyipang，kacakacayaozheyigepingguo，jinliangkongzhizijibuwangneiduihuangjinkanqu。
【nengweishenme？weilezijideqinshengnverjiangziranbei！】
jiangnanshanhesurenminduishiyiyan。
lianggerengangganghaizaiwoshilihuixiangdangnianneigegentamentongyitianchanzideyongrendaodishishei。
bijingdouguoquershinianle，jiangjialailaiwangwangbushaoyongren。
ganjitianjiuzoudeyeyou，yizhigandeyeyouhaojige。
meixiangdaojiushiyanqianzheigewangyi！
keshitalaiyingpindeshihoujiushuozijisilelaogong，jialiyougexiaoerzixuyaoyang。
那是怎么怀上孕的？
【wangyiyizhijiubushiyigeshengyoudedeng！laogongtangzaibingchuangdeshihoutajiuchuguitongbingfangdeyigenvbingrendelaogong！meixiangdaochunxiaoyidujiuhuaishangle！】
【faxianlezhihou，tajiuquzhaoguanjiayouchunxiaoyidu，xianzaizheigeguanjiahaiyiweijiangziranshitadeqinshengnverni！duitahaodebulede！】
【youshenmehaodedoushijijiangziran，diaozaidishangdecaijianqilaidoushijizhurenchi。】
jiangnanshanhesurenmin：“……”
好你个李管家！
renzhengwuzhengjuzai，wangchunhuaxiangjiaobiandoubuxing。
tatongxindekanleyanzijideqinshengnverjiangziran，renzuidao：“xianshengtaitai，wocuole，wozhendecuole，qiunimenyuanliangwo！”
jiangziranshouzhangwoquan，zhijiadouyaokoudaoshouxinli！
zheigemeiyongdedongxidaodizaizuoshenme！
tazenmekenengshizheizhongrendenver？
yaobushitazhiqianjiutoutouzuoguoqinzijianding，dasitayebuhuixin！
buguojiangziranhaishizhanlechulai，shengyinrouroudedao：“bama，xiangbiwangyikendingshiyoukuzhongde。tazaiwomenjiaganleneimeduonian，yizhidouhenhao。”
jiangnanshankanleyanjiangziran，buzhehenjidetanlekouqi。
xiangbitahaibuzhidaozijideqinshengmuqinshizheiweiba！
jiangnanshansangyinwenhejifen，“wozhidaogaizenmechuli。”
jiangziranyoukanleyanyouzaichipingguodejiangqiyu。
zhenbazheilidangchengzijijiale？
***！
tayandishanguoedudeguang，dao：“jiejie，niyeshi，wangyijiusuannaledongxi，niyebugaidataba？tayeneimedanianjile，womengaizunlaoaiyou。”
jiangqiyufanlegebaiyan，yigepingguohejiuzadaolejiangzirandeetoushang，“wodaxiaotouniyexinteng？zheihuanizenmebuzaoshuoa？niyaoshizaoshuole，tangsengshitujiubuyongjiubuyongfeineimedagongfule，youshifengcanlusuyoushijiujiubashiyinande，jingshujiugainixiea，zhijieshangnizheiqujingjiuxingle，nizhenshixianshihuopusaa！”