第1章
修真界，鸿蒙阁。
songqiulengzuozaishichuangshang，yilianmengbi。
dongfulixiangzhejiaohunyiyangdecuicusheng，haizidai3dhuanraotexiao。
“dashijie，shizunxuannisuqulingyunfeng！”
“xiaoshimeishentiyouyouxiebushi，xuyaonidebenmingjingxuewengulingli！ruoshidanwushimeideshenti，shijiekongpadandaibuqi！”
“dashijie，nibiezhuangsi！womenzhidaonizailimian！”
什么大师姐？
tabushihaizaigongsijiabanma？
songqiulenghuangusizhou，zheifangzilengqingdexianggexuedong，qiangshangguazheyibingtongtixuebaidejian，zhongyangfangzheyizhiheiqiqideliandanlu，chucizhiwaibiewuerwu。
yilianchuanjiyihuranyongjintanaozhong。
songqiulengyanjingdengdeliuyuan。
tajuranchuanyuechengleneibenxiuxiannvelianligentatongmingdepaohuinvpei！
shuoshinvelian，dannvedebushinannvzhu，shisongqiulengzheigedaomeidan！
yuanzhubenshihongmenggelingyunfengdedashijie，xiuzhenjiediyimeiren，wushurenxinzhongdebaiyueguang，yecengshifengzhushengxianzuitengaideguanmendizi。
dansannianqian，songqiulengdaiduijinxinglilianshiyudaoyizhishangguyaoshou，weileyanhutongmenzhongshangshizong。
hongmenggeshangxiabeitongyujue，douyiweitasile，zhaodoumeizhaoguotajiujitalileyiguanzhong！
meiguotaijiu，tadeshizunjiulinghuilaiyigeyangmaohetaxiangsi，shenhuaijipinshuilinggendexiaoguniang，yejiushishulidenvzhuxiangyuan，shouweiguanmendizi。
yinweineizhanggenyuanzhuxiaosidelian，lingyunfengshangxiajiangyuanzhucengjingdehaoquanhuibaozailexiangyuanshenshang，yanranrangtachengletuanchongxiaoshimei。
这还不是最离谱的。
lipudeshiyuanzhujiusiyishenghuilaizhihou，xiangyuandezhizijizhishigetishen，shenglexinmo，xiuweitingzhibuqian。
yuanzhuzheiyuandatouyixiazichenglezhongshizhide，zuihoubeilingyunfengzheixierengualexianpinwulinggensongjixiangyuan！
songqiulengxinlimamalielie。
一群傻狗。
nei3dhuanraoyinhaizaierbianhuangyou，tataiyangxuetutuyizhentiao，qiangrenbushicongchuangshangzuoqilai。
menwai，lingyunfengdejimingdizimianselengchen。
“sanshixiong，zhijielaiyingdebarentuochulaiba！buranxiaoshimeiruoshichuleshenmeshanshiruheshihao！”
“shia，fanzhengdashijieshenshishousun，womenyingdangnenggongpodongfu！”
jirenhejiyifan，bajianbianyaoqianggong，dongfudamenquehuranbeidakaile。
yizhangqinglijuemei，queqiaocuibukandelianchuxianzaitamenmianqian，kandetamenyishijingmeiyouhuiguoshenlai。
zheiyangmao，napayilianbingse，yemeiderangrenwufatiaoti......
budui，tamenshilaijiaorende，kebushilaifanhuachide！
sanshidizhengyuanzhouhuiguoshenlai，chongtagonglegongshou：“dashijie......”
tahuahaimeishuowan，songqiulengheleyisheng：“bizui，wobuqu。”
“你要违抗师命？”
zhengyuanzhoushuranningjinlemei：“xiaoshimeidexinmobenjiushiyinnierqi，nizennengzuoshibuli？！”
“duia，zhengshiyinweitadexinmoshiyinwoerqi，wocaibunengqu。”
songqiulengyangqixiahe：“xiangyuanyijiandaowobiandakudanao，sesefadou，woqule，bushifanerjiazhongtadexinmo？”
liantongzhengyuanzhouzainei，yiqunrendoubeizheihuayedewuhuakeshuo。
dashijiezheihua，haizhenshipoyoudaoli......
“zhenggelingyunfengzhiyounigenxiaoshimeishishuilinggen......yezhiyounidebenmingjingxuenengweitagongguxiuwei，pangrenyemeibanfa！”
zhengyuanzhouyaojinleyaguan：“dashijie，nicongqianyeshigewenroushanliangdenvxian，yanxiajiuyinweijidushimeishouchong，bianliantongmenqingyiyebugulema？！”
songqiulengneibaiyandoukuaifandaotianshangqule！
dangshiyuanzhuyixingrenzaimijingzaoyuyaoshou，jiushitachuangxiadehuo！
neizhidayaoshouhuzheyizhulingyao，zhengyuanzhouweileduobao，bushencaisuiledayaodeluan，caihuirededayaobaonu。
ruobushiyuanzhushemingyinkaiyaoshou，zheisixiaomingdoumeile，xianzaimannaozidianjixiaoshimei？
白眼狼该死！
talandegenzheisifanjiuzhang，zhishisixiaofeixiaodao：“neiwojitaweileneimejiubenmingjingxue，takejianhaole？”
“zhiqiantaqitianfanyicimengyan，wojitaweiguojingxuezhihoujiusantianyicile，meijicuodehua，woqiantiancaijitaweileyici，zheishiyueweiyuezhonglehaome？”
郑元洲又是一噎。
“ke，keshishizunshuole......”
tahaixiangzhaojiekouquanshuosongqiuleng，songqiulengqueshizhijieshuaishanglemen，shunshouhairenglegejingyinfushangqu。
dongfulikesuanshianjinglexialai，songqiulengyaojinleyaguan，kaishixixiangjuqing。
xiangyuanneigesuoweide“xinmo”，yagenjiushizhuangde，hongmenggeshizhengdaoxianmen，yaoshizhenyoudizirumole，nanengshizhaogetonglinggenderenweijingxuejiunengjiejuedeshier？
jiushixiangyuanjuedeyuanzhuhuilaiweixiedaotadiweile，bianzhefazuoni！
gengkeqideshi，taneigehaoshizunshengxianduizheishixinzhiduming，queguyizongrongxiangyuan，daozhitayinweijingxuekujiegengjiawufacunjin！
呵，tui！
danshilingyunfengquanpingshengxianzuozhu，taliuxialai，gujihaishitaobulebeigualinggenzheishi，zheihuitameiyouguoqu，shuobudingyihuishengxianjiuyaoshangmenfananle！
songqiulengfanzaorouleroutoufa，muguanghuranluozaichuangshangneimeiheiqiqidechuanyinfushang，dunshiyanqianyiliang。
tahaobuyouyuniesuilechuanyinfu，qingleqingsangziqiachuyifuweiqubabadeyuqi：“qianmingshangxian......”
lingyitou，lingyunfengzhuyuan。
shengxianshangxianyishenbaiyi，qizhiruya，zhengzhanzaihanyuchuangbianciaianfumanlianbingsedexiangyuan。
“guaiyuaner，henkuaijiuhaole，daisongqiulenglaijinifanglebenmingjingxuezuoyaoyin，nidexinmobiannengpingfuxialai。”
xiangyuanrumukanzheta，guaiqiaodiantou：“xiexieshizun。”
“师尊！”
zhengyuanzhouyixingrendeshengyinchuanlai，shengxianzhuantoukanqu，quemeiqiaojiansongqiuleng。
tamianseshuranchenxia：“nimendashijieni？”
zhengyuanzhouditou：“dashijiebuyuanguolai。”
“放肆！”
shengxianborandanu：“taganweikangshiming？ruobushita，yuanerzenhuibeihaichengzheiban？”
zhengyuanzhounierudao：“dashijieshuozhengyinruci，tacaibunenglai。”
tajiangsongqiulengdehuayuanfengbudongduishengxianxueleyifan。
“zheigenitu，liantongmenzhiqingyebugulema？jingranzhaochuzheiyangdejiekoutuiwei！”
shengxianwenyan，qidehunshenfadou，yuanbensiwenruyadelianyebiandezhengning：“benzuodaoyaokankan，wozheigezuoshifudeqinziquqing，talaishibulai！”
tazuanjinleyaojianneitiaozidianbian，bianyaomaibuchuqu。
“shizun......”
xiangyuanquelazhuletayijiao：“ninbuyaoyinweiyuanershengshijiedeqi，congqianshizunzhiyouyuanerhedashixionglianggeguanmendizi，xianzaiduoleyuaner，shijiebuxiyuaneryeshiyingdangde。”
tashengyinjiaoruan，yuqiyekelian：“benjiushiyuanerbuzhengqicaihuihaipashijieshenglexinmo，shijiebuyuanyijiuyuaner，yeshiyuanergaiyoucijie......”
kanxiangyuanzheiyang“shanjierenyi”，taxinzhongnuyiyouduoleyiceng。
songqiulenghaizhenshichibangyingle，congqianyehaisuanguaiqiaodongshi，xianzaizhenshinalidoubibushangyuaner。
“shayatou，nijiushitaishanliangdadu。”