第二章
我冷笑一声，
“meimei？zuowozhaohainuodemeimei，taliuwenyin，bupei。”
shuozhe，woxienileyiyanhaisuozailixinhenghuailisesefadouderen，
fuxuewenyanyouxiangshanwoyibazhang，zheiciwojishifanyingguolai，zhuazhuletadeshou，
fanshoushanlehuiqu，shandetaniangqianghoutuilejibu，yanmaojinxing。
yixielurensuizhefuxueganggangjinlai，
kandaowodarenfenfenjinghu，
“不要打妈妈！”
liuwenyinkuaisuchongguolai，zhangkaishuangshoujiangfuxuehuzaishenhou，
“jiejie，niyoushenmebumanyi，jiuchongwolaiba，buyaoshanghaimama，takeshinideqinshengmamaya！”
tazuishangshuodedayilinran，quezaikandaowoyangqideshoushiwanghousuoleyixia，
“meixiangdaoliujiadeqinshengnverjingranshizheiyangderen，lianzijideqinshengmamadouda。”
“haishiliu**shidati，bushiqinshengdezala，zhaoyangshitiexinxiaomianao。”
wogouqizuijiao，zhengyaojixu，shenhouchuanlaiyishenglihe，
“goule！hainuo，bienaole，nibuyinggaiduizijideqinrenxiashou！”
shiwotanlesanniandenanyouzhanghanqi，
wolveyouxiechijingdewangzheta，
zaikankanmianqiandeliuwenyin，
“你也发瘟了？！”
bengailuozailiuwenyinlianshangdebazhangzhuanyidaolezhanghanqidelianshang，
tabugutengtong，shenshoujiangwodeshuangshoujinguzhu，lingyizhishouwuzhuwodekoubi，
“hainuo，zheikeshiyidabiqiana，youlezheibiqian，wojiukeyiqunile，zanmenjiunengcongneigehaibiandepofangzilibanchulaile！bandaodabieshuqu！”
fuxuelengxiaozheqianqiliuwenyindeshou，
“zheicaiduima，gangcaizhangyawuzhuadexiangshenmeyangzi。daizou。”
wozhengdayanjing，yongliyaoleyikouzhanghanqideshou，
他吃痛松开，
“zhanghanqi，nijiuweileneibiqian，nifengle，nizhibuzhidaonizheiyangzuohuiyoushenmehouguo......”
tazhuaneryongliqiazhuwodebozi，wogandaoqixizhengzaiyidianyidianliushi，
zhidaoliuwenyintaishouqingpaita，
“goule，hanqigege，xiexieni，nizhenshiyigehaoren。”
liuwenyinmeimuhanqing，lianjiaheerjianyeranshangleyimohong，shengyinjiaojiaoruanruan，
zhanghanqihewozaiyiqisannian，woconglaimeiyouyongguozheiyangdeshentaiduita，takandaile，
“liu**，meishide，nengbangshangnijiuhao......woshishuo，zanmenyesuanyijiaren，hubanghuzhushiyinggaide。”
神特么一家人，
yijiarenjiuzhuawoqutiliuwenyinzuoshiyan？
wohaitingdedao，quewulizhengkaiyan，
“hanqigege，jiaowowenyinjiuhao。”
“wenyin......”
yipangguankanxujiudelixinhengrenbuzhule，heizhelianzouguolaizhuangleyixiazhanghanqi，hengzaitaheliuwenyindezhongjian，
“nijiranshizhaohainuodenanpengyou，jiuliwojiawenyinyuandian！”
zhanghanqichitong，buganshiruodedenglehuiqu，
“genniyoushenmeguanxi！wenyinjiranshihainuodemeimei，neijiuyeshiwodemeimei！”
yanjianliangrenjiuyaodaqilai，
weiguandequnzhongfenfendiaoxiaoqilai，
“zheiliujiada**jiushibuyiyanga，daonadouyouzheimeduonanrenweitazhengfengchicuhahahaha。lijianeigetaiziyezuozheixieyejiushiweilebomeirenyixiaobale。”
“shiashia，yenanguaitamenzheiyangle，yaoshinengbeiliu**jiaodididejiaoyishenggege，wosiyezhile。”
一阵哄笑，
“zhaohainuojiushiyigezuidicengdeyunv，kantaneiyouheiyoushoudeyangzi，yitiandadeyudoubuzhidaonengbunengsaigeyafeng。”
“sheishuobushini，yaowoshuoa，bujiushibangliujiazuogeshiyanma，nengdiaokuairouahaishizade，zongbizheitiantianfengchuirishaidedayuhao。”
meiyourenzhidao，liujiabiaomianshangdaomaoanran，
beidili，quenazijideqinshengnverzuoshiyan，
xiangdaowoneirudiyubandetongnian，
meiri，doushizaiyinan、kongju、yijigezhongbinglengdeshoushuqijuzhongduguode。