“kuaikan，shiqilao，takeshijianbaoxingyedexingjia”
“qilaochushou，neikendingbuhuichucuo”
“jiushi，qilaokuaikankan，haodazheigezhuixudelian”
……
tingdaozhongrendehua，lufangdebuyoudedaliangqileneigezouchulaidelaotou，shenchuanyixihuisezhangpao，toufahuabai，daizheyifuyinbianlaohuajing，kanshangqushifenruya。
“zheishiqimingyuan，qilao，takeshijianbaojiedequanwei，shizhenshijia，tayiyanbiannengkanchulai”
一旁的王昌解释道。
lufangdianlediantou，zheidiantazirannengcaidao，zheizhongpeijiaodezhuyaozuoyongjiushijizhujiaodalianfanpaide。
kandaoqimingyuanyipaolieliedezouchu，lufangbujinyaoleyaotou，yaobushitameiyouyijizhizhang，tayedechulaihungepeijiaodangdang。
xianzaizheigeshihou，tajiuzhinengdangguanzhong，kankannengbunengzhaogejihuihungelianshu。
suirantayiqianshilinfandelinju，danneibijingzhishimoshengren，zaixiaoshuozhongjiushuyumingzidoubupeiyoudeluren。
“laotaijun，qimoukankannibujieyiba”
qimingyuanxiaolexiao，shuodao。
“hehe，qilaoninkeshizheifangmiandezhuanjia，zhenghaoninqiaoqiao，miandemouxierenzaibeihoushuowosunerhuaihua”
shuohuajian，sulaotaijundemuguangkanxiangleyipangdelinfan，suijijiangshouzhuodijiqimingyuan。
“那就失礼了”
qimingyuanjieguoshouzhuo，youshoufulefuyanjing，xixidaliangleyiyanhou，yansudao：“laotaijun，shuwozhiyan，zheibushizhengzongdehetianyu，ershigaofangde，jiagema，yenengzhijibaikuaiba”。
“什么？”
tingdaozheihua，zhongrendunshiyileng，meixiangdaojuranbeizheizhuixushuozhongle。
“heng，nagejiahuohaizaineilixuanyao”
zheishi，linfanbuyoudelengxiaodao。
wenyan，suqingqifenbuyi，danhaishiqiangjichuyisixiaorong，“nainai，kanlaishiwoxincuorenle，buguo，jiusuanshijiahuoyebizheizhuixusongdezhengui”。
suqingchengrentadedongxiqueshishijiade，yibaiwandeshouzhuodaizheshidai，jibaikuaideshouzhuodaizheyeshidai，daoburubaqianliuxialaijitazhaojigepiaoliangmeimei。
kejibianruci，neiyeshihualejibaikuaide，zongbilinfandeponipenhaoba。
“zhuixu，niyaosongdeliwuni”
suqinglianshangdaizhechaofengdexiaorong，kanxianglinfanshuodao。
linfanyaoleyaotou，jiangshouzhonghaidaizhexiexunitudeponipendidaolelaotaijunmianqian，“zheijiushiwosongjilaotaijundeliwu”
wenyan，zhongrendunshiyileng，buzhidaoshisheipuchiyixiao，rangyuanbenyayizhudezhongrenyegenzhedaxiaoqilai。
erzaoyizhunbeihaokanxiaohuadesuqingniezhulebizi，zuoyilianxianqidemoyang，kaikoudao：“zhuixu，zheigaibuhuishicongnagemaokengjianhuilaideniaohuba”。
“哈哈哈”
tingdaosuqingzheimeyishuo，zhongrenyoukaishidaxiaoqilai。
erzuoweishouyanzhujiaosulaotaijundelianshangzaiyeguabuzhule，qichongchongdezhizhelinfanmadao：“hunzhang，zhenggejiangnandabanquanguidoulaijiwoheshou，nijiujiwosonggeponipen，shiyaozhengjiangnandouchixiaowoma”。
“heng，youyanwuzhu，zheikeshijiazhiqianwandejun……”
啪——
haimeidenglinfanbahuashuowan，yipanghaixiangrenguoqudesumenghanzaiyerenbuzhule，yibazhangdazailelinfandelianshang。
“wojiniwushiwan，nijiumaileyigeponipen，zheiyibazhangdaniyouyanwuzhu”
sumenghanhuayinluoxia，zhongrenbuyoudeyileng，fenfenchenmobuyu，danyijingyourenkaishitouxiaole。
wangchanganziyaotou，guoranzhuixujiushizhuixu，zheiyangderenzhenshishangbuletaimian，yebuzhidaolugeweishenmeshuoyaotaohaota。
erlufangzezaiyipanganzitouxiao，buguobingbushixiaolinfan，ershijuede，zhongyudaotabiaoxiandejihuile，daihuierzhiyaotachumianzhichilinfan，neipeijiaozhiweijiutuotuodebeitashourunangzhong。
啪——
zhengdanglufanganziqiexi，lingyishengxiangliangdezhangshengzaicichuanlai。
“qingshilaotaijun，zheiyibazhangdanimuwuzunzhang”
suizhesumenghanliangbazhangluoxia，linfanyiyanbufa，youxienanyizhixindekanzhesumenghan，tamenyijingjiehunsannianle，meixiangdaoduifangjuranbuxiangxintashuodehua。
“等等”
jiuzaisumenghandisanbazhangjijiangluoxiazhiji，lufanghuranzhanlechulai。
“suxiaojie，zheilibushiyoujianbaodashima，rangtaqiaoqiaobujiuzhidaole”
陆方开口道。
wenyan，qimingyuandianlediantou，gangcaitajiujuedezheiponipenbujiandan。
qimingyuanqulaiyipiaoqingshui，daozainipenshang，dengdaonipendewunisanqu，tadeshuangyandunshidengdegunyuan。
“zhei，zheishijiazhiqianwandemingdaijunyao”
qimingyuanbukezhixindeshuodao。
wenyan，suqing、sumenghantongshilengzhule。
qimingyuanshixingjia，zaijianbaofangmiantabukenengshuohuang，yejiushishuozheishizhende。
suqingganjuebeirendalelian，dunshiyouxiexiukui，tasonglejiahuoquequshuorenjiajiazhiqianwandejunyaobujita，zheibushidalianshishenme。
suqingqideliansetieqing，xiangyaozhaogedifangfaxie。
danlinfanbijingsonglezheimeguizhongdedongxi，tameiyouliyouzaiquzhizeta，yishijiantajiangmubiaokanxianglelufang。
“nishiheren，zheikeshisujia，wokebujideyaoqingguoni”
苏青质问道。
“wo？woshilinfandexiongdi”
陆方笑了笑说道。
“heng，genyigemaicaidezuoxiongdi，mobushijiminggoudaozhibei，wokantadejunyaojiushinitoulaideduibudui”
suqinganzitouxiao，tazhenshitaicongmingle，zheiyangtabujiukeyirangzheizhuixuyanmiansaodilema。
xiangqiangwofengtou？meineimerongyi。
“wosujia，kebuhuanyingxiaotou，lairen，jiwobatahongchuqu”
suqinglengheyisheng，zhouweidebaobiaofenfenzouleguolai。
“heng，ququsujia，danzhikemie”
lufanglenghengyisheng，suirantameibeijing，danshilinfanyoua，jieshizhuangbi，zheitaketaishule。
“shuowosujiadanzhikemie？kexiao，buzhidaonalaidetubaozi，wosujiayitiandeshourujiunengrangnizusunsandaifendouyibeizile”
suqingbiyidekanlelufangyiyan，dianlediantou，zhouweijigebaobiaofenfenweileshangqu。
“恭迎修罗大人”
haimeidengbaobiaoshangqian，menwaihuranchuanlaileyizhenzheneryulongdejiaosheng，sishishubairenqishengnahan。
lufangxinzhongyixi，laile，laile，zhongyulaile。
tingdaozheizhennahanshengdezhongrendunshiyileng，fenfenzouchubieshu，zhijiandamenwai，babairenzhenbeigaohu，“gongyingxiuluodaren”。
jiandaorucichangmian，zhongrenzhenjingbuyi，zheibabairenxunlianyousu，yikanjiubushiputongren。
zuoweishouyanzhujiaodesulaotaijunkandaoyourendaoluan，youxieshengqi，danhaishiwenzhuxinshen，yiwendao：“sheishixiuluo”。
zheishi，neijijiangbeihongchuqudelufangcongrenqunzhongjichu，tadezuijiaoweiweigouqi，luchulexiemeidexiaorong。
lufangyiyanbufa，yibuyigejiaoyin，zaizhongrendezhushixia，chaozheneibabairendeduiwuzouqu。
“恭迎修罗大人”
bieshudamenwai，babailingyirenzhenbeigaohudao。