shenxubeiwoshuozhongxinsixiudemianhongerchi，rengzaizuiyingfanbo。
「nihushuo，nibieluanshuo！」
「mingmingshinifanleqichuzhizhongdewuzi，woxiuleni，youhebuke？！」
「shenxu，nizheitiaogou！qiaoqiao！jiuzheihaixinqingnian，xinsixiang？！naqichulaixiuwo？！nikexiaobukexiao？！」
「gaosunishenxu，bushinixiulewo，shilaoniangwobuyaonile！laoniangyaohenilihun！！」
「laonianghaishiyigemaomeidanshennvda，nizheigechounanren，bieaiwo，tuituitui！！」
「啊呸！」
wodangjihaobukeqicuileshenxuyikou，kanjiantadezheifuyoudangyoulideyangziwodouyaoexindixiangtu。
jiyizhongyuanzhubuguoshiyigejiushixiaojiaoqinghannv，nalijindezhutaxiuqikonghe，youqiyouxiujingdangchangzhuangsimenkouzhuzishang。
ertazhishiqingpiaopiaoyiju，「woyemeixiangbiniqusi，ai，zheidoushoubuzhu，guoranshoufengjiansixiangduhaitaishen！」jiuwanshile。
duomehuangtangkexiao，yitiaorenmingjiubeitakouzhongde「xinsixiang」huoshengshengbisi。
xiangqizheixie，wodouhenbudecongxitongliduihuanyizhishouqiangdangchangjitabaoletou。
「nizheinvrenjianzhibukeliyu！niganjingunchuwojia！！」
shenxuqidetiaoleqilai，butingdituisangrangwogunchuqu。
pangbiandepomuhaizaiyibianjiamojiayang，
「wanqing，benyiweinihaishigexianhuide，nizenkedingzhuangxuer，ai，zheiyangba，nijixuerrencuo，wojiurangnijitayuanliangni，rangnizuoqie。」
「xitong，nengbunengjiwoduihuanyitingjiguanqiang？」
【suzhu，nindejifenbugoue。】
made，wozhixiangduihuanyitingjiguanqiangbaliangrendoujitutule。
「qiehaishinijitazuoba，wozheijiushidaiyiwukepeibushangnijiaxinqingnian！」
我阴阳怪气地说道。
pomuzuijiaochoulechou，dunshibianlelianse，
「muwanqing！nizenkezheiyangduinipomuzheibanjianghua！meixiangdaonishizheiyangderen，yiqianshiwocuokanleni！」
「zhenshinandengdayazhitang！guaibudexuerbuyaoni！huogai！」
「xuer，jitasanshidayangdafatachufu，jiudangtazheixienianzaifushangdangnupudegongqian！」
「bieshuochuqu，womenshenjiashineibanxiaoqiderenjia。」
kanzheshenxurengguolaidesanshikuaidayang，wojianlegeganjing，zhijiemaliuchulefu。
xiaohua，bunabaibuna，zheikeshiwomendangdaidaxueshengrenshengzhunze。
woxiaosadizoule，liuxianeimuziliangzaifengzhongqideniuqulingluan。
「xitong，nishuowoguimiqiaoqiaozainaerni？」
wohuayingangluo，jiutingdaogebifumenkoudezhengchao。
「songnianqiao，womentuihunba！nvziwucaibianshide！nikankanyounagenvrenxiangniyiyangzhengtianpaotoulumian？！」
「nishuonihenanrengongshangyixuetangbuxiukuima？！nihaiyaochuguoliuxue？！guniangjiajiade，nidelianpizenmezheimehouni？！」
「nvzizuizhongyaodejiushixiangfujiaozi？nibuzhidaoma？！」
yigechuanzhezhangpaomanlianyansugubandelaonanrenzhizheyiweichuanyangzhuangdexiaojiebuduanhechi。
songnianqiaobushiwoguimidemingzima？tabuhuishiwodeqiaoqiaoba？！
「wokequniniangletui，zhouzilang，nihaoyisishuowo？！」
「wonvziwucaizenmele？！neiwoyekaodaoguowaidedaxuele，buxiangmouxierenzheimeduonianle，liangexiucaidoumeikaoshang！」
「zhenxiangbaikaitadenaozikankanlimiandoushijianghuma？」
「shuobudingrangyitouzhuxuezheimeduonianyenengkaoshangxiucaile！」
「zaishuole，daqingzaowangle！nvzizaonengdangziqiang！nizaifangshenmegoupi！」
chuanzheyangzhuangdexiaojiehongchunyizhangyihe，daiyoushashanglidewakuchaofengrangnanrenshunjianyaquewusheng。
kanzheneixiaojiejiansuankebodemoyang，
是我的乔乔没错了！