5、棒打狗太监

jianqingqingjinleyuanzili,jingqiaoqiaode,yigeguiyingzidoumeiyou。

“renni?”jianqingqingdabuzoujinlejiuyedeqinwu。

gangyituimen,yiguchouqiyingmianpulai,“ou。”

jianqingqinghaoxuanmeitule,tangtangwangyedeqinwuzenmezheimechou?duozhangshijianmeiqinglile?

jiranlaile,zenmeyedekankanjiujingshizenmehuishi,jianqingqingnachushoupa,wuzhukoubi,youchonglejinqu。

yanqiandeyimulingrenxinsuan,tangtangqinwang,xianzaihunmibuxing,tangzaiyigeshiniaomanchuangdedifang,zhenshitaikelianle。

waimianchuanlaiyishengdajiao,“shenmeren?”

jianqingqingchulaiyikan,shilianggegonglidetaijian,zhengrenxielengyidiansanjiaoyanduanxiangtani。

“wo,zhongqinwangfei,laikankanfuxu,youshenmewentima?”jianqingqingyunzuleliqihandao。

“canjianwangfei。”lianggetaijianshili。

“qibingwangfei,huangshangyouzhi,zhongqinwangzheibian,paiwomenlianggequanquanzhaogu,bunengjiajietarenzhishou。”

“zhaogu?nimenzenmezhaoguqinwangde?batazhaogudaodafenduilima?”jianqingqingkuaiqifengle。

“wangfei,ninbunengzheimeshuo,wangyebingzhong,paishipainiaokunnan,wuzilikendingbuganjing。”

“yiqianshenmeyangwoguanbule,xianzaiwojirandanglewangfei,jiubuyunxuchuxianzheigeshi,nimenlianggexianzailikemashangqushoushiganjing,wojiudangshenmedoumeifashengguo。”

“zhei……”zheilianggehuozaizheiliyouxianguanle,nanengquduanshiduanniao?

“wangfei,ninhaishipaiqitajiadingquganba,zheihuoerbushiwomengelianggedehuoer。”

“buqu?shiba。”jianqingqingdenaoziyoudianzhaliele。

“wangfei,zenmeninhaiyaodongshou?”lianggetaijiandianliangzhezenmechulizheigeshi,danshi,shoushishiniaotamenkendingbugan。

“gounucai,nazhejimaodanglingjian,kanwozenmeshoushinimen。”

jianqingqingnaqiganggangduihuande【kuaibangdatui】,qizhongyouyigebangzizhijieluodaotadeshouli。

tahuiwuzhebangzijiukaishidazheilianggetaijian,taijianyikan,likebuganle。

“wangfei,womenzhishifengzhibancha,buyaoweinanwomengeliang。”

“nimendeyisishihuangshangrangtadiditangzaifenkenglima?”

“nucaibugan,bugana!zheibudoushimeifazideshierma?”

zheigebangzijiuxiangzhangleyanjing,zhibentaijiandeshuangtuierqu,buyihuiergongfu,taijianbeidafanzaidi,kudiejiaoniangqibulaile。

jianqingqingmingyahuanbashiyeqingguolai,buyihuiergongfu,shiyejiudaole。

“皇嫂,怎么了?”

“shiye,nijinwukankan。”

shiwangyeyijinwu,chadianbeixunsi,“zenmezheimechou?”

“jiuge,jiuge,nihaocana!”shiwangyedakuqilai。

“shiye,biekule。”jianqingqingzaimenkoubashiwangyejiaochulai。

“zheilianggegounucai,danzibuxiao。”shiwangyehenhenchuaileliangrenjijiao。

lianggetaijiandetuibeidaguzhele,zhinengzaiyibianhengji。

shiyezhangluojiadingganjinshoushiwuzi,jianqingqingminglingpozimenquxihuanchuangdan。

jiadingbajiuwangyeyeqingxiyibian,zhenggewuzihuanranyixin。

shiwangyeminglingfuyijilianggetaijiankaiyaozhitui,bijingzheilianggetaijianshigonglideren,buhaotaidezui。

wulimiandianshanglexunxiang,pozimenbazangyifuhebeidandounaquqingxile。

shiyepeizhejianqingqingkanlejiuwangyededazhiqingkuang,fuyiyijingkanguoduocile,zheiciyiyang,shushouwuce。

bingtazhongdejiuwangye,jiushengyikouqidiaozheming,yingjundelianshoudeheren,yanjingxiale,tuiquele。

“jiuge,jiuge。”shiwangyeyaohuangzhetadeshou,yidianfanyingdoumeiyou。

jianqingqingfankanjiuwangyedeyanpi,yanjinghunzhuo,danshiyanqiumeiyoushenmewenti,huibuhuishiyaowuzhongduyinqideyanmang?

qianshijianqingqingshineikedafu,suiranduiyankezhidaodebuduo,danshi,jibenyuanlihaishidongde。

tongshi,jianqingqingyegankai,zheihuangjiajiyinjiushihao,kanlunkuo,zheijiuyecengjingshigexiangdangjunmeidenanzi,xiuzhangdeshencai,litidewuguan,xinidejifu,zheiyaoshigezhengchangrenduohao,keyihaohaoxiangshouyifan。

zheigeshiwangyezhangdeyehao,zhenshigeyougedekandian,shiyeshilingyizhonghaokan,xizhangdemeimao,yingtingdebizi,baifudayan。ai,haokanyouyoushenmeyongni?

laidaoyuanzili,lianggerenzuozaishizhuopang,tanqilejiuyedebingqing。

“huangsao,guaiwomeikanhuhaojiuge,zhizhidaoshengzhixiale,jiubunengquzhaogujiuge,haiyiweigonglizheilianggetaijiannenghaohaosihoujiuge,meixiangdaozheilianggegounucaimeianhaoxin。”

“nucaimendoushipangaocaidi,shiliyan,jiuyewuquanwushi,shibibeihushi。”

“zheibanggounucai,gaisi。”

“jiuyebinghou,youmeiyouquzhaoxianjiebangmang?”

“qule,jiugeyiqianzaiqingyunzongxiulianguo,debinghou,quguoneili,neiliyoutadexianshi。”

“先师怎么说?”

“neishihou,jiugehaimeizheimeyanzhong,yanjinghaimeiwanquanxia,keshi,congqingyunzonghuilaihou,yanjingjiuchedixiale。”

“xianjieyejiubuleta?”

“budanjiubule,haiyuejiuyueyanzhong。”

zheijiuqiguaile,nandaoxianjiegenchaotinghaiguagoule?chaotingyuyizhibule,xianjiezhibule,zheibushidengsishishenme?

“pingrilijiuyedouchishenmeyao,bayaofangjiwo。”

shiwangyemingrenqulaiyaofang,dijijianqingqing。jianqingqingfangzaiyidouli,denghuiquzaikan。

“shiwangye,xiexieniduijiuyedezhaogu。”

“neishiwojiuge,wozhaogushiyinggaide。shiji……yemeizhaoguhao。”

jianqingqingbafupingliuxiazhaogujiuyedeyinshiqiju,zijidaizhepiaolingzoule。

huidaozijiwuli,jianqingqingdiaochuxitongjiemian,“xitongxitong,nengbunengjiwoyigejianceshi?”

jiuyedebingxuyaojianceyixia,daodishishenmeyuanyinzhimang?

xitong,“jiancexuyaohuafeijifenduihuan。”

“jifenduihuanyexing,duoshaojifen?”

“jianceyicixuyao100jifen。”

jianqingqingkanleyixiazijidejifen,haishengxia200duofen。

mingtianjiujijiuyejiance,xiankankanyaofanghelibuheli?

ganjianglingshutang、simiaosan、shentongzhuyutang、youguiwandeng,zheibushizhiliaoyaojilaosundeyaoma?

wangyetuique,bushiyaoteng,zheibangyongyi,zhengaisi。

zheiwangyedebingqing,guanxitadeshengsi,wangyehuozhe,tahuozhe,wangyesiletapeizang,jiranzheimezhongyao,gancuijinwanjiuqujitajianceyixiaba。

zheiyangxiangzhe,tayouzoudaodanxinyuan,zheimewanle,wangyedeqinwuhailiangzhedeng。

jianqingqingtuimenzoulejinqu,kandaoyanqianderen,yileng,“nishishei?”

yanqianshigezhongniannanren,jianmeilangmuzhangxiangshuyushuaidashuneizhong,chuandaishemifugui,suoyoupeishikanshangqudoujiagebufei。

难道是皇上?