当面叫板赵生！
suoyourendoukandaile，zheigenianqingrendaodishisheia，danzijuranhuidadaozheizhongchengdu，shenzhidajiadouyouxiebuganxiangxinzijisuokandaode，zheikeshizhaoshenga！
zhaoshenglijirangrenjiangzijideerzijifuleqilai，haihuishourangxiashujiangyewudaojibaoweizaileqizhong。
“wojiushizhaosheng，ganzaiwohuangtingshangnaoshide，nishidiyige。”
“shuoba，nixiangzenmesi？”
fangminyitingzheihua，liansedoucangbailejifen：“zhaozong，tashiwoguimideerzi，chulaizhadao，youxiebudongshi，nengbuneng……”
“gun！”zhaoshengnuhouleyisheng，jiangfangminjiheleyidatiao。
“laogong，ninengbunengxiangxiangbanfa？”fangminzhinengjiangxiwangjituozailexiaojianshandeshenshangle。
xiaojianshanyaotou：“wujie，zhiqianmeidadeshihou，zhaozhihainengkanzaiwodemianzishang，buyuzheigexiaozijijiao，kexianzaikankantadouzuoleshenme？womennengbubeilianleidousuanbucuole，gengbieshuojiuzheigexiaozile，shuojunantingdiande，doukeyijitazhunbeihoushile。”
xiaowanyulenghengdao：“zheiyiqiedoushitazizhaode！”
fangminyouxiejuewangle，tayouxieaonao，ruguozijizuotianmeiyoujiangyewudaoliuzaijiazhong，huoxujiubuhuifashengzheiyangdeshiqingle？
“xiaoya，shiwomeiyoubaohuhaonideerzi！”fangminneixinchongmanlezize。
zhaoshengluchuleyimocanrendexiaorong：“xiaozi，jinriwoyaorangnihouhuichushengzaizheigeshishang，lairen，jiwojiangtatuorulimian，xianbasizhidaduan！”
dedaomingling，neixiexiashujiudoufenfenmoquancazhangdechaozheyewudaozoulai。
“zhaosi！”yewudaodeyanzhongyijingfanqileshayi。
“慢着！”
kejiuzaicishi，yidaoqinglengdeshengyinxiangqi。
suoyourendoulijichaozheshengyindelaiyuankanqu，quejianwudaojiweimeilideshenyingchaozhezheibianzoulai，tamenjiuxiangshimoteyiyang，chengweilequanchangdejiaodian，bu，tamenbimotehaiyaopiaoliang，shencaigenghao！
zhengshiyewudaodeneiwugeweihunqi。
erganggangshuohuadenaishilongxiaoyun，tayishenrongzhuang，qishibiren，neisanfachudebinglengqixi，rangdajiadoubuyoudetuihoulejibu，lianzhaoshengdouyouxiejidanleqilai。
“longshaojiang！”zhaoshenggongjingdao。
longxiaoyunpieleyiyanyewudao，dandandeshuodao：“zenme，tazhaoreleni？”
zhaoshengxinzhongyilin，nandaoyewudaorenshizheilongdouwumei？buganyousihaodedaiman，fenfendao：“woerbeitafeidiaole！”
longxiaoyuntamendouyouxiebukesiyidekanzheyewudao，zheijiahuohaitinghendea，zheishihaibazijidangchengleyejiadashaoye？juranganzaizheilinaoshi。
buguotamenxinzhongyeyouxieyilv，zheiyewudaoshiyizunma？
yinweizheiqueshiyouxieqiaohele。
haimeidenglongxiaoyuntamenshuoxieshenme，fangminfangfozhuazhulejiumingdaocao，lianliankenqiudao：“longshaojiang，jiujiuwudaoba，tazhishiyishichongdongcaihuizuochuzheiyangdeshiqing，worangtajizhaozongdaoqian，kefou？”
“ng？nishi？”longxiaoyunyouxiechayi。
“woshiwudaomuqindepengyou，xianzaiwudaozhuzaiwojia。”fangminjieshidao。
zheihuaranglongxiaoyuntamendouquerenleyijianshiqing，neijiushiyewudaogenbenbukenengshiyizuna，tangtangyizunyouzenmekenenghuijirenlixiani？
“kanlaishiwomenxiangtaiduole。”longxiaoyunjuedezhiqianyouyewudaoshiyizundexiangfatebiedekexiao，“yizunkeshizhuzaijianghaishizuihaohuadebieshu，yundingtiangong，youzenmekenenghuizhuzaibierenjiani？”
“shia，zhiqiannengyouzheiyangdexiangfa，neijiushiduiyizundexiuru！”jiangnanfengzantongdao。
tamenwurenquerenlecishizhihou，wubushisongleyikouqi，zheiyezhengmingle，zheihuntuidehenzhengque。
“jinrimaiwomenyigemianzi，rangtalikai！”longxiaoyundandandeshuodao。
takebushishuomaizijiyigerendemianzi，ershitamenlongdouwumei。
buguanruhe，zheiyewudaozhiqianzhongjiushitamendeweihunfu，erqiehaimeinadaohunshu，jinribaotayiming，youyouhefang？
zhaoshengtingdaozheihua，lijijiuzhidaole，jinrishidongbuleyewudaole，zhishitaxiangbutong，weishenmezheilongdouwumeihuiqubaoyewudao，napatazaijianghaishiquanshitaotian，kemianduiwumeizhongdeyige，doubuganqingyidezui，gengbieshuowugeyiqile。
“wo……zhidaole。”zhaoshengxinzhongbugan，danyehaowubanfa。
longxiaoyunzeshizhijielikai，zaiheyewudaocajianerguodeshihou，tingdunleyixiajiaobu，yifujugaolinxiadao：“jinriniyunqihao，womenganghaozaizheili，niyijingbushiyejiadashaoye，zuihaoshoulianpiqi，fouzenihuisidehencan！”
diuxiazheihua，longxiaoyunlikaile。
wumeidengrenzedoushikanleyiyanyewudao，bingweiduoshuoshenme，henkuaijiuyiqilikai。
fangminzeshisongleyikouqi：“haozaiyoutamenzai，buranwudaozhenbuzhidaozenmeside。”
“zheijiahuoyunqizhenhaoa。”xiaowanyusuansuandao，bijingzheilongdouwumeikeshitadeouxiang，jieguozheiouxianghaoxiangrenshiyewudao，zheibushicailegoushiyunshishenme？
keyishuo，zaichangdesuoyourendourenweiyewudaoyunqihao，yaobushilongxiaoyuntamenjishichuxian，jinrizhenshiwufalikaizheihuangtingle。
zhaoshengshenxileyikouqi，niutoufenfudao：“daishaoyequyiyuan。”
suiji，tazhuanshenjiuyaolikai，danlinzouzhiqian，haibuwangfangxiahenhua：“xiaozi，jinriwokanzailongshaojiangtamendemianzishangfangguoni，danmingrikaishi，wohuiduinifengkuangdebaofu，niyebiexiangzhelikaijianghai，yinweinizoubudiao！”
cihuayichu，fangminzaicijuewangle。
zheizhaoshenggenbenmeiyoudasuanjiuzheiyangfangguoyewudaoa，danqimazhengquleyitiandeshijian，denghuiquzhihou，bixuyaoxiangbanfajiangyewudaosongchujianghaishi。
“zheijiahuozhenyaofuchudaijiale，ma，bierangtazaizhuwomenjiale，jinriganduizhaomengchushou，mingtianjiuganzaitaisuitoushangdongtu！”xiaowanyuxianzaihenbudeganjinheyewudaopieqingguanxi。
kejiuzaicishi，yewudaoqueshikaikoule：“zhaosheng，youxiezhangwoyaozhaonisuanyixia，zheiyangba，wojinisantiandeshijian，nihaohaozhaobingmaima，sanrihou，wohuiqinzidengmen！”
“woyao……mielezhaojia！”
zheihuawanruqingtianpiliyiyang，rangsuoyourendoumudengkoudai，jianzhibuganxiangxinzijisuotingdaode，tamenjianguozhaoshengweixieguohenduoren，keconglaimeiyoujianguoyourenweixieguozhaosheng。
我的天！
这是倒反天罡？
什么玩意儿？
zheiyewudaobujinmeiyouhaipa，fanerhaiweixieshanglezhaosheng？
sidingle，sheidoujiubule。
他们说的！