“皇上！”
yanjianqinqingzhifeidanmeiyoubeijiangzui，haibeijinshenglefenwei，huanghouqinengganxin，tahenhendengleshufeiyiyan，rennudao：“jiusuantameiheshiweisitong，liangrenanzhongjianmianyeshishishia！”
linghanmingwenyanshayouqishidediantou，“huanghoushuodedui。lairen，jiangzheidandawangwei，yituhuoluanhougonghunzhangdongxituochuqukanle！zhiyuneipanzhugongnv……”
ruyibeidadebansi，hunshendouzaitengtong，cikeyuanyuantingzhelinghanmingdehua，gengshihedehunshensesefadou，“huangshangraoming，huangshangraoming……”
dancishilinghanmingyijingduicishishiquxingzhi，zhihuilehuishoudao：“jiangrendaixiaqu，jiaoyoushenxingsichecha。”
“huangshang！”huanghouyanjianneiruyibeituozou，xinzhonggengshiyinanping，shituzuzhi。
“huanghouzhangguanhougongbuli，yiyouzeren，jinriqibimensiguoba。”linghanmingmianwubiaoqingdiuxiazheimeyiju，bianqishenlikai。
huanghouzhichayaosuiyikouyinya，huitoukandaoshufeiyilianwenhefuqiqinqingzhi，tafenfendichaoliangrengualeyiyan，yegenzheshuaixiulikaile。
“gongsonghuangshang，gongsonghuanghouniangniang……”
haohaodangdangyixingrenlikaihou，ganquangongdunshiqingjinglebushao。
shufeilazheqinqingzhideshoupailepai，roushenganweidao：“jinrizhishi，nishouweiqule。”
qinqingzhiduishufeideyinxiangdaoshihaibucuo，bijingganggangzaineigegouhuangdimianqian，zheirenhaishibangtashuohualede。
“shufeiniangniangyanzhongle，qiehaiyaoduoxieniangniangganggangzaihuangshangmianqianweihuqie，chenqiexinliganjibujin。”
shufeimianshangzheicailuchuxiaoyi，“jinrizhishi，huangshangyidinghuijiniyigejiaodai，niqieanxinxiuxi。wanghoujiusuanbuzaiyigeyuanzi，meimeiyoushenmeshier，yehaishikeyilaizhaojiejieshangliangde。”
qinqingzhitingdechulai，zheishufeishizaixiangtashihao，zheishihouziranmeibiyaonaqiao，dangjitianxiaoyingsheng，“neijiuxianxieguoshufeijiejie，qiedingdangjinji。”
hanxuanlejijuhou，shufeizheicaiqishenlikai。
yourenhuanxiyourenyou，qinqingzhizheibiandeshizaojiuchuanyangchuqu，jiangcairenzaidezhiduifangmeiyousideshihou，bianyijingxinrusihui。
hougongboyifengqiyunyong，yibucuobubucuo，shulebiandeyongminglaichang。
yiriyizao，jiangcairenzicaidexiaoxijiuchuandaoleqianqinggong。
“huangshang，kanlaishijiangcairenzizhishiqingbailu，wulihuitian，weizuizicaile。”shoulingtaijianyibianbangmangyanmo，yibiandishengdao。
“嗯。”
linghanmingbingbuyiwai，zheiyiqiedouzaitayuliaozhong。jiangcairenjiashidanbo，congjingongqijiutoukaolehuanghou。yanxiashibai，weibaojiaren，tayezhinengzouzheiyibu。
zhibuguo……linghanminggexiashouzhongbi，zuijiaoweigou。tayuanshixiangjiezhejiangcairendeshou，shunshouchudiaojiwanganchazaitashenbiandejianxi，buguotaxianzaigaibianzhuyile。
“qinguirenzaizuoshenme？”linghanmingyuqidandan，sishisuikouyiwen。
“qinguirenzhengmangzheqiangongni！”
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qinqingzhidequezhengmangzheqiangong，zuoyeshiqingjihuyijingzaigongzhongchuanbian。chuleneidengchoushi，feidanmeiyoubeijiangzui，fanerjinsheng，yebuzhixianshaleduoshaoren。
zheihuierneiwufuguanshitaijian，zhengducuzhegongrenmenjiajinbuzhizhongcuigong。
“douzixizhedianer，zheizhongcuigongkeshihuangshangyucijiqinguirende，nimenganhuodoudangxinzhedianer，yaoshirenaoleqinguiren，xiaoxinnimendenaodai！”
qinqingzhiyidazaojiubeijixiangjiaoxingle。
jixiangshiyuanshencongjialidaijingongdebinv，duitadaohaisuanzhongxin。dezhitazuoyebeiruyixiayaohunshui，qinqingzhiyemeizhuijiushenme。
“guiren，jintianshininqiangongderizi，ninhaishiguoqukankanba！”
naibuzhujixiangdeniantao，qinqingzhizhidedaizhetalaidaozhongcuigong。
guanshitaijianyikandaoqinqingzhi，limayingleshanglai，yilianchanmei，“nucaijianguoqinguiren，guirenjixiang。”
qinqingzhibailebaishou，shiyitaqilaihuihua。
“laiya！”zhijianguanshitaijianbailebaishou，jipaigongnvbianyicilaidaoqinqingzhimianqian。“anzhaoxiaozhudeweifen，shenbianyingdangyousigegongnv。chuleshinvwai，haiqingxiaozhuzaitiaoxuanyigeguanshidegonggong。”
qinqingzhiqishibuxiangshenbianliuneimeduoren，kezheishiguiju，tayebuhaopohuai。
saoshileyibian，tafaxianzhanzaizuihouyipaineigeshencaigaotiaodegongnvyouxietebie。
bierendoushishenzhangzhebozi，yueyueyushi，zhengxiangbajie，shengpacuoguosihouchongfeidemoyang，zhiyoutameiyandichuizhe，benbenfenfenzhanzaiyipang，zharanyikanyebingwuchutiaozhichu。
qinqingzhichaotazouleguoqu，shuiyanxingzhongdezhilezhi，jiunile，yihouyujixiangyiqisihouba。”
jixiangshitashenbiandedagongnv，yujixiangyidaosihou，bujiushiyiweijiangtatibachengdagongnvma？
gubushangzhongrengeyidemuguang，qinqingzhiyoucongzhongtiaoxuanlejigexiaren，bianjiangqiyudafazoule。
“xiaozhu，gongdianneiwaiyijingbuzhihaole，ruguomeiyoubiedefenfu，zanjiajiuxianxiaqule。”
qinqingzhichongzhejixiangshilegeyanse，jixiangziranerranjiangyibaoyinzisaijileguanshitaijian。
“gonggong，xiaozhutiliangnixinku，zheixieshiqingnihechade。”
“zhei，zheizenmegandangni！”huasuiruci，keneibaoyinzi，yijingbeitaxiaomimisaijinlehuaili，“wanghouxiaozhuyoushenmefenfu，jinguanpairenlaizhaozanjia，zanjiayidingbuyiyuli。”
“有劳公公。”
daisuoyourenlikai，qinqingzhicaidao：“jixiang，woleile，xianjinqushuihuier。”
zuoyeyifanzheteng，tahoubanyejihumeizenmeshuijue。chulaizhadao，jiujinglizheimeyichangjingxindongpo，chushishiyingzhetoupiduitianduidi，huitouxiangxiangcaizhidaohoupa，tangzaichuangshangzhanzhuanfance，zhidaotianlianglecaimianqiangbishangleyan。
qinqingzhizheiyijue，shuidaobangwancaixinglai。
“jingshifangdexiaotaijianganggangguolaitongbao，shuoshijinwanhuangshangfandenindepaizi，daihuierguolaiyongwanshan，rangnintiqianzhunbeizhe。”jixiangyibiandashuijiqinqingzhixilian，yibianpobujidaideshuodao。
“shenme？bushiba？！”yitingdaoneigegouhuangdiyaolai，qinqingzhizhenggerenruzaodianji，shunjianqingxingguolai，“jixiang，zenmecainengbushiqin？”
jixiangdengdaleyanjing，yilianbukesiyi，“xiaozhuzaishuoshenmea？jingguozuowanneiyangdeshiqing，huangshanghaikenlaizanmenzheier，shuomingshixinliyounina！”
有个屁！
qinqingzhixinlibuxiedifanlebaiyan，neigouhuangdizuobishangguankangoulerenao，zheihuierjiulaidiantashiqin，ruoshuomeiqitaxinsi，dasijixiangtadoubuxin。
youqishizaixiangdaozijixianzaidexizuoshenfen，qinqingzhizongyouxiexinxu，zhishizheixiehuaquebuzuyiweiwairendao，zuihouzhinengzouyibukanyibule！