“batajizhenlaxiaqu，luangundasi！”
yetangtangzhengkaiyanjing，tingdaozheijuhua，hededangchangchadianlishi，gangcaitahaizaijinshengyuanying，jiubeiyidaotianleipidaolezheiguidifang。
【xiaofeitong，kuaijiwogunchulai，zheiyoushinali。】
xitong：【zheige……tongtongyebushitaiqingchu，jiancedaokaiqilingyigeshijie，chuanshulianjiejiyi。】
yetangtangnaoziyitong，youjieshouleyidapixiaoxi，benlaijiubutaicongming，naozihaoxiangyaohuaidiaole。
jiandandelaishuo，tayouchuanle，chuandaoleyibendananzhushuli，erta，jiushikaijuyouyouyouyaosidexiaopaohui！
renjiachuanshudoushinvzhu，tayijingdanglehaoduonianpaohuile。
yetangtangxiaoshouyitan，suanle，fanzhengxiguanle。
xianzaijiushizheimegeqingkuang，tabazhadiezuichongaidesangongzhujituidaoshuiliqule，ranhou……tajiuyaosile。
她就这么下线了！！
sangongzhushibaojunzuichongaidegongzhu，erta，jiushilenggongliyigekelianxixibudechongdejiugongzhu。
chushengzailenggong，niangqinhaishiyiweijiaojiaoruoruodedameiren，meiyourenheshouduan，suoyitiantianbeirenqifu……tacaihuodao12suijiuyaobeigalea。
wuwuwuwu，tademinghaoku！
苦呀！
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“nimenhailengzheganshenme？haibukuaibatajizhenlaxiaqu，zhangdeneimechou，yepeidangzhendenver？”
taishangdenanrenkanqilaibuguosanshilaisui，shenxinggaoda，anheisezhangpao，pifufanzhelengbai，meitoulengli，yanweixiazhang，tongrenhenhei，lianpanglengjiaofenming。
yetangtangchuanzhepopolanlanyoudanbodeyifu，benlaijiushidongtian，dongdeliangzhixiaoshouhongzhong，tongtadangchangmazhadie。
【pei！zhadie，baixialeneimeyizhanghaokandelian，huduhaibushizi，nijingranxiangbazijideqinguinvshale！guaibudesannianhoubeirengale，touluguazaichengqiangshangshaisantiansanye，liangzhiyanhaibeiwuyazhuole，zhenshizuiyouyingde。】
夜御北：“……”
tatoutoumomodesichuwanglewang，liangzhishouandilimolemoyanjingbozi，haihaohaihao，touhaizai，yanyemeixia。
yeyubeiyoukanlekanzhouweideren，bingmeiyoushenmeyichang，nandaozhiyoutanengtingdao？
hahaha，taguoranshitianzi，nengtingdaobierentingbudaodedongxia。
“陛下恕罪。”
jiaoruodenvrenpudaodishang，bingtianxuedi，tazhichuanyishendanbodepolanyipao，queyedangbuzhutajuemeideshenzi。
furuoningzhi，lianpangjingzhibaixi，yishuangxingmourutongyiwangqingquan，yanjiaoweiweitiaoqi，daizheyisiwumei，kanqilaibuguoershilaisui。
【zhei……zheijiushiwoniangqinma？zheiyezhangdetaimeileba，haopiaoliangdeniangqinqin，aileaile，jiniangqinqinbixiaoxinxin！】
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沈卿卿：“……”
sheizaishuohua？tazenmetingdaoyourenzaishuohua？
是她的棠棠吗？
shengyinhetangtangyimoyiyang，keshishuohuafenggeweishenmebuyiyang？
tadetangtangshuohuahenxiaosheng。
“niyoushishei？jingrangantizheigechoubaguaiqiuqing，nandaoxianghetayiyangdexiachang？”
yeyubeilengqingdesangyinxiangqi，daizheburonghushideweiya，shenqingqingguizaidishang，buzhishihedehaishidongde，quanshenzhandou。
【made！wozheilaodieshibushiyoubinga？zheimeyigedameirentadoushedexiong，hetui！zhanan！】
【baozoudameirenniangqinqin，qinqin~tietie~】
【niangqinhaokelian，zenmejiuyushanglezheimeyigezhanan，yetaidaomeile。】
shenqingqingtingdaonverzheifanhua，quanshendoudegenglihai，neikeshibeilidebixia。
buguo，kanqingkuangbixiayinggaitingbudaotangtangdehua，zheirangtafangxinlebushao。
tangtangjiushitademing，zailenggongzheimeduonian，tangtangshitahuoxiaqudeweiyizhizhu。
shenqingqingzhijuedeyituanruanmianmiandedongxiyizhiwangzijihuailizuan，ranhou，jiukandaotadenverpazaitadehuaili，yizhitietieta，reqingderangtazhaojiabuzhu。
zheihaizishizenmele？yiqianbuxihuanqinjintade。
yeyubeikanzhedishangbaochengyituandemunv，zhouqimeitou。
tahenzha？haimatayoubing？zheishitadenver？
那是他的女人？
bujidele，hougongdenvrentaiduole。
“jiugongzhu，qingba，yaoguaiyezhinengguaininfeiyaoqifusangongzhu。”
【woqifuta？tazijifeiyaowangshuilitiao，wonenglandezhu，guoranshigexiazizhadie，neiliangzhiyanjingbeiniaozhuodezhenghao，zenmexianzaibubatadeyanjingzhuodiao，fanzhengyouhemeiyoudouyiyang。】
夜御北：“……”
tasuiyipieleyiyandishangdexiaoren，quanshenpopolanlan，haimeiqigaichuandehao，toufaluanzaozao，conglaimeiyoudaliguo，lianshangheihuhude，yikanjiushihenjiumeixi，kanqilaixiangshigexiaofengzi。
zenmekandoubuxiangshitadenver，tacaibuhuiyouzheimechoudeguinv。
“zheijianshikenenglingyouxiqiao，wanggonggong，xiaquhaohaozaichayicha，zheishinagegongzhu？zhenweihecongweijianguo？”
“huibixia，tashininzuixiaodenver，jiugongzhu，zailenggongchushengde。”
yeyubeidikejisheng，haizitaiduole，shizaibujidedaodishinage，kandeyanhualiaoluan。
yetangtang：【zheibaojunzhadiehaoxiangliangxinfaxianle，nanbuchengshiyinweiwozhangderenjianrenai，huajianhuakai，zhadiejianlededoushebudeda？】
“fuhuang，jiushitatuilexueer，chadianjiubaxueerduidaoshuili，zheimelengdetian，xueeryaoshidiaodaoshuili，zaiyejianbudaofuhuangle。”
yemuxuebaozheyeyubeideyixiusajiao，yankuanghonghongde，shunbianhaijichulaileliangdiyanlei，kanqilailihuadaiyu。
【zheibuyikanjiushigelvchama，chalichali，kanbuchulaiwozheizhadietingxihuanhelvcha，yebuzhidaoshishenmekouweide。bieshiliulianweide，chousile。】
夜御北：“……”
tabudongshengsedebazijideshouchoulehuilai，zhendeyouweima？
为什么他没有闻到。
“fuhuang，ninjintianshizenmele？jiushineigejiannvrenbawotuidaoleshuili，haibawodejiaoniudaole，haotong。”yemuxuejiaodidideshuodao。
yeyubeichenshengdao，“nibushimeiyoubeitatuidaoshuili？”
“jiuchayidian，fuhuang，gangcaijiuchayidiannijiuzaiyejianbudaowole。”
【tiandiliangxin，wokemeiyoupengta，zijishangganzifeiyaoqushuiliweiyu，woyoushenmebanfa？tapangbiandegongnvdoukandaolea，tamenjiasha13gongzhufeiyaowangshuilitiaode。】
yetangtangshuangshouyitan，fanleyigedabaiyaner，wanquanbudaipade，silejiusile，shuobudingxiageshijiegenghao，xiageshijiegengguai。
【xiaofeitong，woxianzaiyaoshisile，xiageshijieshibushigenghao，wohuibuhuiyougetebietebiewenroudediedie？wobuxihuanzheigezhadie，woxiangyaowenroudediedie。】
yeyubeimianseyichen，xiaofeitongyoushishenme？wenroudediedie？tabugouwenrouma？jingranbuxihuanta？
tadehaizijiumeiyoubuxihuantazheigefuhuangde。